| | Lock Yo Windows, Y'all!
This afternoon, I was sifting through the mail. Bills, bills, sweepstakes offers, magazine, ... hello, what do we have here?
That burglar in a hockey mask just kills me.
All
these random tips that will probably save you from being shot for being
a hero, but I couldn't stop giggling to myself, as I never expected to
blog about snail mail before. So there it was, a Xanga entry mailed to
me personally.
Cakalusa's Burglary Prevention Tips
- Check
windows and door locks to make sure they are rustic and inoperable. If
YOU can't get into your own home, what makes you think a burglar can?
- Leave
all doors, windows, and garage prior to leaving your residence, going
to bed, or leaving on vacation. The burglar will think it's "too good
to be true, it must be a trap!" Reverse psychology, baby!
- At
night, close drapes, blinds and window treatments as a deterrent. If
the subjects cannot see you, they may be reluctant to enter. We all
know burglars are afraid of the dark.
- Keep valuables
out of the master bedroom, you might crush them during a romantic night
with a loved one. Have a telephone by your bed, it's great for late
night booty calls.
- Inventory, photograph or appraise all valuable items. You'll make your neighbors jealous.
- Join with neighbors to start a neighborhood watch. You get to use pepper spray and tazers! NEAT-O!
- If you discover that your home has been burglarized or think you are being burglarized, who do you call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
This is gonna hurt.
 Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 93F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph.
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| | Posted 6/25/2007 2:41 PM - 31 views - 69 comments
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