An unforgettable camping trip that was forgettable. The title will make sense as you read on. Trust me.
Arriving at camp.
 And we're off!
 "Dude, I told you to make a left turn!"  Setting up camp. Or..lack of.
 Men doing work. As usual.
 Lots of green. A little TOO much green...  Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
Inside the trailer.  Le shower.  Sleeping quarters  What's a camping trip without electricity, computers, and TV/DVD?
(master bedroom in background)  ...and a fridge and microwave.
Like a ____ in headlights...
Dear, Deer. Doe! A deer! "Zomg-arghy-aw-ahhh, so cute!"
The river of doom.

On the left you see Pennsylvania state. On the right is New York state.

Everyone eager to jump in...

A bit nippy, yes.

Eddie scurries off for warmth.

Frank...stands.

Rahul shows off his swimming skills.

or lack of.

Did I mention Rahul can't swim?

Yeah, we never made it across. Arriving at the river which divides New York and Pennsylvania. It was so cold our balls scurried up to our chest.
These pair of golden retrievers (you'll see why they earn that name in the video below) followed us into the river.

Vivian finds frogs, I find dogs. I rhyme, by the way. I also like hay by the bay because that's okay.

Cue the "aww" from the female audience.
 ...and what we had for dinner.
Doggy styles

Eddie, taking a shower.

...and my camera strikes again! Sorry, Eddie!

We had a slight bug problem. Campfire debauchery.
 DA ROOF IS ON FIYAH!
 Chop, chop, chop.
 Mmmm...mesquite!
 Hot like yo mama (don't you love my mama insults?)!

The rest of the photos which may or may not be offensive to young viewers and parents.

Eddie, slightly faded.
 I'm still wondering what Eddie's staring at.
 Rated exorz!

Rahul hiding his drunken state very well.

We're quite sober, thank you.

Some say it's impossible. Others think it's unbelievable. Finished in 3 hours.
A plethora of random clips I took
when huddled around the campfire. Including one where I was dared to
run around the camp nekkid. Did I mention random? On the way home.
 The best 99c you can spend.
 Uhh...another wrong turn? |