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Original: 9/26/2007 7:36 PM
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007
 

Cakalusa: Blogger by Day, Music Producer by Night.

Her : I need to find a good song. QUICK! Write me one!
Me : seriously? cause I will.
Me : im so writing this down now
Her : Oh man...It's the end of me. I just know it

(10 minutes later)

Me :  Retired plan (sung to: Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way)

Yeah

You once were hired
And now retired
Believe when I say
I want some medicaid

But my surgeon's far away
Can't reach to my heart
When you say
I want some medicaid

[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but David Spade (???)
Tell me why
Can't even hear what you say
I want some listening aid

Her :  You actually did it! Okay, gonna work on that.

(5 minutes later)

Her :  I keep saying mistake instead of David Spade
Her : silly me
Me :  darn that david spade

(30 minutes later)

Her : Hahaha snap. I think I did it


Go on, give Des some kudos. Now to take this one step further, we will do the next best thing (next to your sister, of course), I want you readers to submit lyrics below. Any lyrics, words, phrases, or poems. Make them up. Recreate current song lyrics. Whatever! I will compile these words/lyrics into a full song for our vocalist, Des to sing. Hopefully she won't pass out from all the tasteless lyrics you guys submit. Give it a shot. Maybe your lyrics will end up being sung on this site!
 Posted 9/26/2007 7:36 PM - 512 views - 65 comments

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Backstreet's back, all right!
Posted 9/26/2007 7:42 PM by CaKaLusa Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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it put a smile down on my face.
Posted 9/26/2007 7:55 PM by sonychak Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Eww. Who wrote those nasty lyrics?! :P
Posted 9/26/2007 7:57 PM by iDesireeRose - reply

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There was a farmer who had a dog,
And chris was his name-o.
C-H-R-I-S
C-H-R-I-S
C-H-R-I-S
And chris was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And chris was his name-o.
(clap)-H-R-I-S
(clap)-H-R-I-S
(clap)-H-R-I-S
And chris was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And chris was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-R-I-S
(clap)-(clap)-R-I-S
(clap)-(clap)-R-I-S
And chris was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And chris was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-I-S
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-I-S
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-I-S
And chris was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And chris was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-S
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-S
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-S
And chris was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And chris was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And chris was his name-o.
Posted 9/26/2007 8:00 PM by missasiangirl18 - reply

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i cant believe you picked a backstreet boys song......
Posted 9/26/2007 8:02 PM by PapaTenor - reply

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HEY! they could've adopt instead of doing "IT".
Posted 9/26/2007 8:11 PM by missasiangirl18 - reply

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YOU! SHUT UP! YOUR PARENTS DID IT TO MAKE YOU!
Posted 9/26/2007 8:12 PM by missasiangirl18 - reply

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sounds like someone knows his BSB *cue paris hilton voice* that's hot!
Posted 9/26/2007 8:23 PM by Trinity86 Xanga True Member - reply

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i totally just sung that outloud to myself. you're good!
Posted 9/26/2007 8:25 PM by dharris - reply

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imma think on it. i could give you my christmas beat box from last year :)
Posted 9/26/2007 8:29 PM by mizzaimilei - reply

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hahahah funny :]

I don't have any poetic talent, muchos los siento~
Posted 9/26/2007 8:34 PM by OHMYLIKEcookies - reply

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Hahahaha that video on your last post is hilarious! I bet that guy waits around fire hydrants all day for cops to park there.
Posted 9/26/2007 8:38 PM by ko0ty - reply

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medicaid, most of uptown manhattan and bronx only hope. lol
Posted 9/26/2007 9:03 PM by fragilexglassxheart - reply

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quick, i need an animation reel. animate one for me!
Posted 9/26/2007 9:13 PM by Jx2_66 Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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you're a idiot.
Posted 9/26/2007 9:19 PM by missasiangirl18 - reply

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omg, loves it!
Posted 9/26/2007 9:33 PM by oral_fixations - reply

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hahaha nice.

i'm too tired from lack of sleep to think of lyrics. maybe later. :P
Posted 9/26/2007 9:33 PM by chipped_porcelain - reply

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I need, a lighter

or a, big fire.

i have, lots of weed here,

and also, some cold beer

T.V., is so great.

and yet, its all fake

o man, im hungry now,

tiiiime to go get some chow

tell me why,

people smokin weed every day

tell me why,

willy wonka has got it made

tell me why

his factory is right in front of may??(me)

iii want some caaaaandayyy!

notice, i am not a pothead, somehow, those words and weed just popped into my head.

im literally cleaner than soap!! (LAME) lol

Posted 9/26/2007 9:37 PM by Takkencore - reply

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She's much better than me!
Posted 9/26/2007 9:44 PM by franksabunch Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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She's got a lovely voice. I found something better. A duet. For the both of you. And you better sing it too!

A Whole Nude World

(Aladdin)
I can show you my cock,
Big, sparkling, splendid
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.

I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways and under
'Till you feel like you can cry.

A whole nude world,
A new fantastic way to screw,
Everyone tells me "no,"
I need a blow,
So I can start my creaming

(Jasmine)
A whole nude world,
My sizzling space you never knew,
But when you're way down there,
Engrossed in hair,
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.

(Aladdin)
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.

(Jasmine)
Unbelievable size,
Indescribable squealing,
Leaning, bending, and kneeling
At my moist and gaping thighs.
A whole nude world

(Aladdin)
Don't you dare close your thighs

(Jasmine)
A hundred thousand sperm in me

(Aladdin)
Hold your breath-- it gets better

(Jasmine)
I'm like a shooting star,
I've cum so far,
And not go back to my virginity



(Aladdin)
A whole nude world

(Jasmine)
Every thrust of your thighs

(Aladdin)
With new positions we can screw

(Jasmine)
Every moment gets wetter

(Both)
I'll lick you anywhere,
Hell, do I care?
Let me share this whole nude world with you.

(Aladdin)
A whole nude world

(Jasmine)
A whole nude world

(Aladdin)
That's where we'll be

(Jasmine)
That's where we'll be

(Aladdin)
A thrilling taste

(Jasmine)
Of my hot place

(Both)
To you from me.
Posted 9/26/2007 10:04 PM by nuedy - reply

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Hahahaha I have no words man, lol
Posted 9/26/2007 10:16 PM by Av8tqr Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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HA ha brilliant , ever consider spare change instead of David spade ?
Posted 9/26/2007 10:19 PM by InternallyxShatteredxSilence - reply

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clap clap, now write me more songs to complete my album! PRONTO
Posted 9/26/2007 10:20 PM by RiceBunny Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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I vote for the whoe nude world , she has a gorgeous voice by the way , makes it slightly less humrous..
Posted 9/26/2007 10:21 PM by InternallyxShatteredxSilence - reply

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hahha ha!!1
Posted 9/26/2007 10:35 PM by animated_wonsoongee - reply

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