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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
 

To My Future Girlfriend(s): I'm not that picky.

So I've finalized my plan of attack. To all future and potential women who plan on taking ME out on a date, this is what you will have to do:

You have to fly here if you are out of state and meet me in person. Then, somehow gain my trust. Enough so that I can actually give you my credit card number and not worry that you will spend it on Sanrio items. Next, proceed to run 5 miles (you all could use a little exercise anyway). And finally, buy me dinner (lobstarrrr, please).

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Mmm...cholesterol!

Lick her.

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Sweeeeet! Chocolate covered liquors. 5% each. I'll need a handful of these...


Do You Know the Dropbears?



Ami explains the wild and rare Dropbears and Hoop snakes of Australia.
IOOOOO!

Probably the most annoying commercial ever, next to "Head On" commercials. Embarrassingly, I worked for the agency that produced the following commercial.


"AYE YOOOO! Digi-tull cay-bulllll!"
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AYE YOOOO!
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BOOOM.
Posted 2/19/2008 6:23 PM by Ryusuku Xanga True Member - reply

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buy you a lobster dinner with your credit card? ;)
Posted 2/19/2008 6:26 PM by frappucchino - reply

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i was just talking to my friend about that terrible Optimum commercial. it's SO terrible, it's worth talking about when there's no tv around. if you could please find the guy in charge of that production and just hit him, that'd be swell!

Posted 2/19/2008 6:28 PM by MaximMan - reply

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lol yeah I hate those commercials too. But for some reason my mom is always singing the song to it. WTF?
Posted 2/19/2008 6:37 PM by BeautifulB_227 - reply

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chris you should sue the chinese company for using your portrait........
Posted 2/19/2008 6:38 PM by jam_on_pancake Xanga True Member - reply

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oh wow.....and I thought I could never make it in the advertising world. Whoever made that commercial and still has a job........tell him I'm coming. Watch out!!
Posted 2/19/2008 6:40 PM by bebebombastic - reply

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Liquor in the front
Poker in the back
Posted 2/19/2008 6:45 PM by oObabythuOo - reply

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Cool, the small version of your picture makes that guy look cross-eyed.

:)
Posted 2/19/2008 6:46 PM by whyusmilin - reply

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yes that commercial is just horrible.
Posted 2/19/2008 6:47 PM by Kiwihead - reply

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steak, can't go wrong with steak
Posted 2/19/2008 6:51 PM by vampuke - reply

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Wanna play xbox after the date?
Posted 2/19/2008 6:52 PM by missasiangirl18 - reply

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I think I've had the ones with whiskey when I was in middle school....o.O
Posted 2/19/2008 6:57 PM by Missy_So - reply

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I LOL'D At the cable Video.

And no I will not take you out on a date, for shame.
Posted 2/19/2008 6:59 PM by authentic_black_dragon - reply

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... that last video was disturbing.
Posted 2/19/2008 6:59 PM by TheNocturnalMercenary - reply

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Hello Kitty's gonna keeeeeeeeeeeeel you in j00r DREAMS.

Posted 2/19/2008 7:08 PM by LiLaNnOyInGgIrL - reply

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your company produced that?

they show that every 5 minutes on the spanish channels -_-

Posted 2/19/2008 7:11 PM by little_apple_red Xanga True Member - reply

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screw hello kitty, its all about mashimaro
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NOooooooooo u fly here ..i was just discussing bout MENS who can FLY their assess to me...=p Lmao!
Posted 2/19/2008 7:21 PM by deep2000 - reply

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You know what???
I don't think you're worth all that effort. haha XD
Posted 2/19/2008 7:23 PM by Whispers_of_Wind Xanga True Member - reply

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Something sweet.
HMMMmm, i wana try some of that chocolate covered liquor!
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That's a crazy fro!
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chocolate liqour... yum!

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hey... that Optimum ad kinda sux... the numbers are so stupid... sluts everywhere... come on...
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OMG, I love pinkami's accent!
It's so funny to listen to this vid :D
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