| | The AzN Keyboard.
Another quality Cakalusa-branded product. The next big thing in Japan!
 Some assembly required.
Want in on the AzN craze?
Love your "caps lock" key randomly pressed?
Enjoy having your keys misplaced on the keyboard?
Get a kick out of guessing when your spacebar works and when it doesn't want to?
Feel like getting your arse kicked by the internet community?
Then
the AzN Keyboard is for you! The AzN Keyboard has been completely
redesigned, inside and out. It
features an elegant, Made in China lead-filled finish. It also has
function keys for one-touch access to a variety of AzN features such as
squinty widescreen, Engrish subtitles, auto-pr0n download, homepage key
to Xanga, and hide pr0n. Its extended layout includes document
navigation
controls and an abacus keypad. And two USB 2.0 ports provide high-speed
connectivity for your digital camera that's always with you, and other
USB-based Hello Kitty dildo.
Features
- Randomly placed keys.
- Fashionable design. Super kawaii!
- Toxic, durable high-grade silicone.
- Ultra thin for outstanding fap, fap, fap, sensitivity
- Shock-absorbent, tear-resistant construction for those nights you have ramen spill on the keyboard.
- Easily removable, unlike your arranged marriage.
- Hand washable with happy ending.
* Not compatible with White men and yellow fever.
 Now with more funky colors!
You: aYe!
Them: Hi.
You: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Them: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
You: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt
The Ting Tings - shut up and let me go.
Now all get ready to dance to your silhouette.
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| | Posted 5/6/2008 6:33 PM - 650 views - 73 comments
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