| | I think everyone needs a nice story in their life. I think I can tell of one that will be utmost amusing and teach us all a moral in life.
*True Story*
There once was a boy. We'll call him Mr. X from now on. So, Mr. X had been a silly little boy ever since day one of school. So, after a few months of fooling around, Mr. X had gone to another local school for a few periods each morning for a class that wasn't offered at any other school. Little did Mr. X know how much "fun" he'd get himself into. This particular school was, how can we say this... a bit "DARK". To Mr. X's surprise, none of these "Dark" people took offence(not just yet) to many of his antics and pranks he did while on a bus going back home each day. These pranks included: Screaming out racial slurs, cursing, giving some particular tall "darks" the name "Paul Bunyan, and smaller "darks" the name "Pee-wee".
The bus driver didn't mind, for he was old and senile. He had cared less if Mr. X took over the driver’s seat and closed the door ON students entering the bus, or even honking the buses horn.
So, a few months pass on. And on this occurrence, Mr. X throws a sandwich at a security guard while the bus was in motion, and hit the old security guard in the face, exploding on impact. The old security guard quickly signaled the bus to halt, and came upon the buses door. He says, "You moutherf*ers think this is a joke? I'll suspend your ass next time you do anything like that again."
Mr. X than nods with acceptance. After the bus proceeds back to school, Mr. X just chuckles it off as if nothing had happened. A few weeks then pass by, with Mr. X continuing his pranks towards the "Darker" people. This time, Mr. X wasn't going to be let off easy. The "Darkers" came upon the bus after taking the last straw, and rushed upon the bus. Mr. X at this point pissed his pants and shivered like a little mouse in the street. Mr. X was then silent the following three weeks, up until today.
Mr. X had done the impossible, showed the unshowable, displayed the un-displayable, and defied all things moral. He eagerly waits for the "Darker" people to pass by the bus, up until they see him, and that’s when Mr.X decides to MOON them, pants and boxers down and all... But, Mr. X would not get off the hook so easily. No, the victims of the mooning didn't do anything, the teachers didn't do anything, but the security guards sure did; which also happens to be the same exact one that got hit by the sandwich.
At this point, Mr. X notices he had taken things too far, and sees the security guard signal the "Man in the black suit and tie".
Nothing like sweet revenge eh' Security Man?
The man in the suit than asks Mr. X to step off the bus and come with him. Then, the bus continues its way back to school, leaving Mr.X stuck in a school he doesn't even "belong" to.
How's that for a kicker? Being suspended in a school you don't even go to. 3 days from the foreign school, and 3 days from his normal school.
Moral of this story: Stupidity gets back at you, during some point during your life. And lastly, don't mess with "Darker" people.
~The End~
-Why don't I put this much effort in my English essays?
*****update******
-GODDAMNIT! I'm gonna hafta work on my skills on conveying things better to people through my writing. It WAS NOT me who got suspended for the 10th goddamn time! |
| | Posted 12/12/2002 10:51 PM - 22 views - 9 comments
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