"Cancer is pain. Pure and intense pain. It devestates families and crumbles lives.
War is hell. Cancer, in short, is your own body going to war on itself.
A nuclear winter errupts and everything dies.
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Bwahaha... I'm back to my ol' blogging self again. All thanks to Sabrina who somehow got me to start blogging again. I have no idea how she did it, but it just ... happened. Anyhoo, for those "Webcam Survivor" viewers ou…
Weeeee Chris is on a Spending SpreeeeeeeeeeWell, today I was browsing around amazon.com (yes, it wasn't EBAY for once) , and I came across the video games section. BIG MISTAKEThat's because I …
I didn't feel like blogging today like I normally do on a daily basis. I wanted to do it, but sitting in front of this laptop just didn't help. Heh... I need to get a life; doing something besides sitting in front of thi…
This is probably the funniest comment I've heard all year."Dance like nobody's watching. Unless you're a white guy, in which case, you already are." -Angel P.S. Deadline for ar…
Ahh yes, Halloween is fast approaching, and what better way to start celebrating weeks earlier than today? Who says halloween has to start october 31st? why can't it be ANY day? This was proven when I got my hands on my …
Like the new look of this site? I think it's new, simple, and refreshing...ahhh look at that nice palm tree over there. You think you know.. but you have no idea Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com! haha...must…
Hmm...the previous season went somewhat smooth. This season will be even better. I've changed the way the votes have been working, and if you haven't noticed, I changed the layout so you can see who you're voting for. Wi…
Here we go, ready to start a new season (2) of "Webcam Picture Survivor". Here to return are: Angel Christine Kat Kristine Lisa Sabrina and Zoila, who happened to come in first place last season.And due to recen…
and as the clock struck twelve, uhh more like 11:35pm, the polls had closed the first season of "Webcam Survivor". "But Chris, isn't it supposed to end at 12am?""Yeah, but this is a communist ran website... so sue me."Bu…
Hehe...thought that was pretty funny.On another important note, during work I was grading papers, when all of a sudden I see 2 kids pushing each other into the walls. Sadly, this was all over a stupid pokemon card. One…
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*Update - After extensive review and discussion, I have decided to change a few things around here and what happens with the voting system. I have decided to change the maximum votes from Infinite to 1 per day. I have no…
"WEBCAM SURVIVOR QUESTION ROUND 1" (Although these rounds have a minute effect on the outcome of advancements, this allows us to know these contestants a little better.) When asked the following questions; 1) Wh…
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*Update - A picture change has been posted under the contestant "Jess"Here we go folks, the moment we've all been waiting eve…
I've finally devised the rules and regulations regarding the new "Webcam Picture Survivor" tournament. These rules are strictly enforced. Any breaking of these rules will be held against you. How The Tournament Will Work…
+Update 10-17-02- Many entrants have been asking "What do I do next?" Well, first you've completed most of the process by submitting a picture or two. Now all you have to to is stand back and watch the "show". I WILL be…
College Application Fun Time with your host: UNCLE CHRIS!After accumulating a vast array of college brochures and application forms, I decided to take a peek at what my collection of "…
I had a hankering for these today. I looked at the box, read "February 1999". I thought it probably would'nt affect it. Boy was I wrong. I don't think candycanes are supposed to be soft... >.<Here'…
The back of my ear is rubbed down to the cartilige from the numerous hours(12) of listening to that addictive LAUNCH radio player through uncomfortable "headphones"...sigh.
While I was in the hospital, I was in the bathroom taking a piss. In the bathroom stall, I found something quite amusing. People in the stalls neighboring me were wondering why I was laughing while taking a piss. If my m…
Well,...here's a preview of what my sketchbook entry will look like in a couple minutes of drawing..lol
OK! after about 20 minutes of drawing and finalizing my artwork. I'm finally done. Since I'm such a nice guy, I m…
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Time for another installment of... FUN WITH MINI PEOPLE!
I brought home my new 99 civic ex. I went cruising that night but it just didn't seem fast enough?!?!?! I checked the engine to make sure it …
Science Report Observations Testing
Hypothesis: The younger you are, the stupider you are. Race also has an affect as well.
Tools and Objects needed:
1)Working at a turoring institute. 2) Students to obs…
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cakalusa: i think im having a bad day with food todaycakalusa: in lunchcakalusa: someone dropped SPAGHETTI on the floorcakalusa: it fell on my shirtcakalusa: pantscakalusa: and my shoescakalusa: thencakalusa: i went to c…
Heh...time for another Super Fun A-OK Story Time.
Chris has once again, done the impossible...He has almost gotten himself suspended from school for the 3rd time.
Today, in Microsoft Office 2000, our techer was absent…
Here's another A-OK joke from my uncle:A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving a lecture on the supernatural.To get a feel for his audience he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"About 90 studen…
Don't be expecting much updates from here. There won't be as much as usual... so many things within this house are complicating life even more.
On a side note...My uncle seems to send me the funniest jokes. Here's one:A…
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