Yup...I'm ready for New Years!
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There's time when I'm bored and have nothing else better to do. This is a perfect example of what a "bored Chris" can accomplish in an hour
What…
Thu Dec 26, 5:05 PM ET
Ernest Green is shown with his van Thursday, Dec. 26, 2002 in Clearwater, Fla. Having been in their shoes years ago, Green wanted to give a homeless couple a break on Christmas Ev…
This is probably gonna shock all of you. But, here goes. This entry is going to be...a pity blog!
I have abso-fricking-lutely nothing to blog about. That's alot, considering I usually have some sort of funny antic or a…
J - E - T - S
JETS!
JETS!
JETS!
I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!
P.S. Thank you Patriots for getting us here. Ironic that we knocked you out of playoffs though :-/ Sorry!~
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Ooops! Forgot to update while I was up on the mountains. I guess I'll start by writing from the time we headed off.
Friday- We(me, bro, chris z., and mellissa) all packed into the Jeep surprsingly comfortably. As we hea…
WOOHOO! I called the Hotel and they said they DO have internet access. Not JUST regular internet...DSL!!!! w00t! I won't have to suffer from internet withdrawal AFTER ALL!!! Well, hope to talk to you people up in the mo…
"But my teacher says beauty comes from the inside", no it doesnt, that's just something ugly people say.
Thats one of the funniest quotes I've heard in a while.
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So, who wants to ride in the new "Chris-Mobile" ? Only 0-60/mph in 3 hours...plus it puts out a hefty 150 decibels! (trains create only 75 decibels)
So, today around 7:15, we were attempting to attend the showing of "…
Just came back from shoveling snow. I feel like a negro in a cottenfield. Goddamnit, my back hurts like a mofo! Have'nt seen this much snow since that blizzard back in 94'(?) Then, my brother shoved me into the snow... a…
Its snowing like its Christmas day...wait, nevermind.
Anyhoo, what am I doing at home you say? Watching Star Wars II which I got for my dad, and on the new DVD player which we(brothers and I) got for the upstairs. Thi…
The Ultimate IQ Test
Congratulations, Chris!Your IQ score is 137
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.During the test, you …
FBI Warns of Threat to Planes from Bombs Hidden in Shoes, Coats
French police arrested five people in Paris November 26, 2002 as part of an investigation into Briton Richard Reid's attempt last year to blow up a transa…
Know what's worse than losing a game of basketball? Losing a basketball game to White people...grrrr
But highlight of the day...my ankle breaking dribbling skills. w00t!
"Damn, he's crazy" …
I AM DONE, DONE AS DONE CAN BE!
P.S. If you plan on buying something from Best Buy, be prepared for lines longer than Disney World and 6-Flags COMBINED. And no, I'm not exaggerating. But don't let the lines scare you, …
I have never been so tired in a while... Let's recap Chris' day.
11am-Surprise Wakeup call from Rohit, "Yo, you ready? I'm coming over to pic you up in 15."Me, "OH SHIT"11:12am-Gets picked up
11:15am-Heads off to picku…
Lord Of The Rings : The Two Towers - movie
Gonna watch it now...be back later with a review...been waiting to see this ever since the first one!::4 Hours Later:: :-o WOW!
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I attending A+ Comp-Tech Class is a waste of my time. The teacher is teaching stuff I've know for the past 5 years. The classmates all rely on me (tests,hw, etc.). And today was another clear example of how much of a was…
RUNNING IN 10 DEGREE WEATHER!!! HUH! AnGie recommended the Idea. J00 want nekked pics? I gibbah' j00 newdy pic's. P.S. Angel, here's somethign to rememebr me by while I'm gone.
Now, if you ask me, I think I'll go d…
From: "Chris Lau" To: My Fellow Xanga FriendsSubject: GOOD-BYE Date: Fri, 16 Dec 2002 16:30:41 -0500 X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0) Importance: Normal
Dear Friends ,
This will be my…
Global goofs: U.S. youth can't find Iraq
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Fun Fun Art Time
I shaved my head..
Picture updates below...
Miss AnGie acting like a total dork.
So, I was brushing my teeth today, and made a joke. Interesting eh?
Whats white and sticky? -LAPD
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Here's a favorite I remembered:
How do you say "fuck you" in L.A. ?
-Trust me *so…
Hmm...kids say the darndest things.
W00t...guess what came in the mail today?!?!
No more listening to stuff on my laptop through my dinky headphones anymore! woot woot!...this subwoofer makes a great footrest under my desk.
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Bum bum bum bum..babababab bum bum bum
I think everyone needs a nice story in their life. I think I can tell of one that will be utmost amusing and teach us all a moral in life. *True Story*
There once was a bo…
Fawking Burger King sucks.
Worst Case Scenario #43:Obviously easting 4 bags of onion rings and burgers WITH onions causes bad breath. Someone just HAD to breathe into my eye, which burned and stung for a while.
Hot dang, tis' a collld nite rah' suh ? Well, ah' have a most excellunt site fo' all you rappuh' junkuh's. www.asksnoop.com . 'Ere, the site will translate yow site suh'. I bid farewell.
Why, tis' certawntly a suh'prise hea'. I wasn't gawna go taw' sleep hea, just yet. Naw, tis' nawt me. But suh, that certawntly ain't gonna stay that way, nuh'suh. I WILL retawn with new'uh pictaw's and the such, later aw…
I think this pic beat's someone else's
Free, Britney spears, PS2, jenneifer lopez, eminem, the sims, vice city, microsoft, sex, kazaa, Nelly, NFL, XBOX, WWE, Neopets, Justin TImberlake, B2k, Lord of the rings, tupac …
HP Deskjet Printer: $175Color replacement ink cartridge: $45Hours spent on English Term Paper: 4Total Pages Typed: 12Due date: TomorrowFinding out you have no black ink: PricelessFor everything else, there's suicide.
City of New York School SystemHigh School Math Proficiency Exam Name:_____________________Gang:________________________
1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at ea…
Hey look! its jackie chan! http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AMNSRZ------------------------------------------------
Xmas dilemma...Cakalusa: FAWKKKCakalusa: i spent $150 on a stupid lampCakalusa: for my brotherCakalusa…
STUPID F'ING XANGA SCREWED ME OVER! I've been struck by the Xanga bug...it erased my previous entry which was 5x's longer than this one. well...here goes...
Chris' 2002 Xmas Wish List
1) New Chair for my d…
The best goddamn comic I've seen in years.
What am I doing home when I should be in school?Fricking missed the bus by 5 minutes. Woke up at 7...got there at 7:07(yeah, I'm quick). Stood there til' 7:45 thinking the bus was probably delayed due to inclimate weathe…
There is this girl... i met online, not too long ago.... and i just want to tell everyone how... i, chris lau, the chinese man from new york LOVE HER. she is beautiful. she is intelligent. she is DAMMMMN sexy. i want to…
Today's snow ignited the chain reaction of stress.::sticks middle finger out at everyone:: Yeah... at EVERYONE!
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Art DilemmaMwuahahahahah... Chris is so eeeevillll. >=]In art club, we're making statues of people. I decided to make a rockstar, with guitar and all. Tommy's making a boxer, and…
****UPDATE***Booyah, almost forgot. Once again, Chris reigns supremacy in economics class. Woot toot. I currently hold a 101.6 average(thank you poster extra credit ^_^ ). I just got my test back today..got a 100 as usua…
***UPDATE****GO AND VISIT ANGIE YOU SILLY BASTARDS
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she's just YEARNING for some negative eProps...lol.j/k
**********Hehe...here's some fun.
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