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I have some saddening news to report today. Those of you who had remembered my old AIM icon may of seen it before. It was the ol' dancing banana. He was full of pep and excitement. Bringing smiles to everyone whom he had…

Hmmmmm, UFO, Giant Manta Ray or just some clouds in Secaucus New Jersey? This is for people who rather see pics other then people.

Check out the the WTO. Looks pretty good!! http://www.wtc2002.com

Note to self:Never buy the hotdogs at a Jet's game if you plan on going to the bathroom every 45 minutes.

If you're sick of Nelly's song "Hot in Herrrrrrrrre" , and sick of listening to it every 5 minutes, than this parody will make you glee with joy. Sick of... so sick of himm! So sick of... sick - Oh!He's played a little …

My friend made a poem...let's just say there were a few "minor" mistakes. Lets just take a look see... It's like you came from above,[American Airlines or India Express?]All I ever did was love,In just one second, it wa…

C akalusa (1:07:04 AM): im the mood for some chicken wangsC akalusa (1:07:08 AM): *wingsMs SpArKy 69 (1:07:22 AM): go to hootersMs SpArKy 69 (1:07:27 AM): i heard they have good wingsMs SpArKy 69 (1:07:34 AM): OC akalusa…

My College Is: irenus penus Ivy League University Students at irenus penus Ivy League University are very studious. Students at irenus penus Ivy League University masturbate a lot. The…

It was a leisurly routine of Chris. He surfs the Yahoo News pages and looks at a few pics. To his surprise, he had encountered the inevitable... That's all folks... Leave a comment on what you think ;)

How was it for moo? By BRANDON MALINSKY A MAN of 81 was filmed by police having sex — with a herd of cows. Pervert Stan Balderson was seen running from cow to cow wearing only a T-shirt, tennis shoes and sunglasses. …

Fellow Flipper (Filipino-Nigger) Luis Salazar has presented me with this "Ghetto-riffic" car. Please click this link to see the monstrosity.http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/ghettostang.html

EDITORS'S NOTE: Picture was not digitally enhanced or editted in any way. Uzbekistan's Iroda Tulyaganova returns a forehand to Spain's Arantxa Sanchez Vicario in their first-round singles match at the…

Ahh, movies are great, 'specially when there free for me. :D But there are the select few that just don't make the cut on Chris' list of good movies. These movies are on Chris' Crap List of Movies. Such a recent movie in…

I think Chris is having toooooo much fun with his webcam. :P "Here's lookin' at you, Kid"

Globalisation Question: What is the height of globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriendcrashes in a French tunnel, dri…

Rofl...mom's send funny e-mail's occasionally. This is the select few that make it through. Learn Chinese1) That's not right ......................Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..…

Don't do it Bill... Monica had that same shirt too!

Welcome to another fine edition of Super-Fun, A-OK, Picture Special. This is why you shouldn't go to one of those petting zoos in Australia.. especially when there's a constipated elephant.. sometimes th…

Portrait of American Racism - Done by some Nigga who knows.

What stupid online quiz are you?

Some "friends" just have too much time on thier hands... :(

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=fuck nice...its never too alte to start studyign for school.

Chris Your name of Chris gives you a very happy-go-lucky, spontaneous nature. You see the humorous side of many situations and can laugh at yourself as well as at others. This name gives you a musical, artistic na…

President Bush's reaction after making remarks at a new law legalizing Marijuana.

Your eyes hurt? I know mines do.

Huhuhuh...shuttup, Beavis...Huhuhuhuh...

A salmonella outbreak at Walt Disney World sickened as many as 141 people, including visitors attending an athletic competition for organ-transplant recipients, health officials said Friday. Eighteen cases were co…

Some of you may remember Chris with such a short haircut as this. But Chris had decided, "What the heck, time for a change!" And so he did...Here Chris has his old boring haircut style. Huzzah! Chris put some Propechi…

Since some of you don't like Serious and Thoughtful blogs like the previous, I'll entertain you with something funny I put together. Did you know that smoking a cigarette takes five minutes off your life and one piece o…

It's now time for a Super-Serious Chris Time Moment Blog. "This is disgusting.... If I were to judge Xanga by your site....I would say the entire point is to get eprops... and not write. .....fucking popularit…

Do you hate Counter-Strike ? Than you'll love this video clip. www.gaming.stny.com/movies/thevoz.wmv This clip was submitted my Luis.

Let's learn not to drink and drive shall we?

Another funny comic brought to you by CaKaL

kuya lou (8:20:00 PM): i wouldnt mind if i was playing by myselfkuya lou (8:20:07 PM): as long as im doing somthing Editors Note: As of now, Chris will not be seen alone with this "friend".

The Mullet Parade

http://csnation.counter-strike.net/content/potd.php Yes, yes, look whose name is on that thingy. ^_^

Need I say more?

You know you have bad luck when you get poked in the eye with a carrot. -¿ô

So, that's how Mr. Labell[y] watches his weight. Stupid S.S, teacher... thank god he retired. Probably scarfing down a box of Twinkies. ¬.¬

c r u n c hatize (2:42:03 PM): this is 3 months old this piccakalUSA (2:42:05 PM): ahc r u n c hatize (2:42:12 PM): briana finaly developed the picscakalUSA (2:42:24 PM): lolc r u n c hatize (2:42:29 PM): we went to sam …

E-bay Me Down to China Town I am not an Ebay addict. Let me be clear about this. I am NOT an Ebay addict. Ok, so I got “gold starred” in less than a month. Ok, so I’ve developed a taste for my opponents’ blo…

Lovely picture is'nt it?

I feel so alone. like the interpreter of maladies. silent witness to the happiness, the pain, the betrayal of others. possessor of no human emotion. for such emotion would make him unable to interpret the maladies of oth…

So, this is what they mean by Real Cock-Fighting...

Recently I got myself a new computer. I bought it as components because it was cheaper and I've been telling people that I assembled it myself. However, I can no longer live this lie. I must now reveal ... THE STORY OF …

Are You A Hit-Obsessed Weblogger? Results Your Score: 30 / 100 YOUR SCORE 30.0% 30.0 points out of 100AVG SCORE 32.5% 32.5 points out of 100 1957 people have taken this silly t…

My friend sent me this right after he listened to my mp3 playlist... ¬.¬

AND HELLA' PROUD TOO!

Well, there goes my roadtrip plans to goto Canada...

holy mother of jesus god farts. i was at a pool(swimming) party lasst night (came home at 4AM)..anyhoo.. I saw this girlie who resembled Jessica Alba Ohooooooooh weee. I wrecked her in pool(billiards) tho' :D I showed wh…

Another comical chat. This time, the featured suspect is Anuj. And away we go: CaKaLusa (10:21:06 PM): wellCaKaLusa (10:21:08 PM): we shoed upCaKaLusa (10:21:11 PM): no one was homeCrazyM256 (10:21:15 PM): where?CrazyM2…

Yes, it's that time again...time for "Excellent Picture Super A-OK Primetime Special!" So, tthe Abdur-Rahi family is taking the new family "sedan" for a test-drive in Afghanistan... Look at the rear tire for god's sak…

After numerous hours of dreaming, I came to this conclusion.

I wonder if he lost his <head> or <body> ...

I concur.

Wendy's Cashier: "What drink would you like?" Jo-Anne: Soda

After numerous hours (3 to be exact) I was able to get my router to get to some stupid setup screen. Setting up the thing and goign online took 3 mins. , but that *)(@*$) screen. ::shudders:: ... On a lighter note, yes…

Well, being dragged out to flushing seemed "fun" until I was presented with paying for a $60 lunch. But oh well, it was fun, until you're presented with paying $27 for playing pool! Lol. yes, it is madd expensive. D'oh w…

This guy looks JUST like the terrorist (1337 KrEw) in Counter-Strike.

"Silly Leprachaun stole my cooookie KiX , cause they're G-r-r-r-r-reat!" -CaKaLCan you guess how many cereal commercials are mentioned in that quote? Leave a comment and guess.…

Some major editing and updates. Page should load much more faster now. :D

CaKaLusa (5:09:34 PM): gimmie somehting funny to draw...BlueRoseMystery (5:10:15 PM): a penis with teeth--------------------------------------------CaKaLusa (5:09:31 PM): gimmie somehting funny to draw...Baby sabri (5:13…

CaKaLusa (5:10:14 PM): its for me to save the world from giant man-eating pork chopsAceOSpades19 (5:10:52 PM): well thenAceOSpades19 (5:10:56 PM): i cant helpCaKaLusa (5:12:41 PM): bastardCaKaLusa (5:12:50 PM): a pork ch…

"> What magazine am I? I am Popular Science: The only thing more exciting then the present is the future. I am always the first to hear about whats going on in the realms of human achievement. Wha…

Funny joke corner: "Hear about Ehtiopia coming out witha new McDonalds meal? It's called the McNothing, and its free!" -CaKaL "I'd of called it the McNigger Filet" …

The new McRice coming to a local McDonalds near you! Only $2.85 plus $.85 for a drink. Woohoo!

I told Girish to not say "Whatsup nigga?" in Harlem...

Now I know what all the homeless people have experienced in NYC. Our Mayor has been "helping them out". Walk down NYC streets and you can obviously notice how friendly a place we are. Here we clearly see some "NYPD ac…

Nuff said...I took some 20 minutes on this, so gimmie my props yo!

Some more funny IM convo's for your entertainment.CAKALUSA (12:21:24 AM): watchu do lately?JTKDSSJ5 (12:22:51 AM): workCAKALUSA (12:22:57 AM): where u work?JTKDSSJ5 (12:23:07 AM): waldbaumsJTKDSSJ5 (12:23:09 AM): it suck…

Fun with Jihad Hour:WHoSe uR DadDy27 (9:41:01 PM): which should i get though?CAKALUSA (9:41:26 PM): whiteWHoSe uR DadDy27 (9:41:32 PM): whyWHoSe uR DadDy27 (9:41:38 PM): wait wut?WHoSe uR DadDy27 (9:41:53 PM): i asked sh…

Still quite bored. But, I managed to do some more art. I did my part now wheres yours? Gimmie some E! I mean, Eprops... ;) All my art pieces do not have titles, the viewer should pick one as they see fit.

Some new pics I drew withinn the past 15 minutes... Yes, I'm THAT bored. That last picture is a friend of mines named Luis. He seems to sweat alot...as you can see.. NOW GIMMIE SOME EPROPS BIZNATCHES!

HOW ABOUT SOME Epropz YOU SILLY BASTARDS!

Never kick a squirrel...barefoot.

CaKaLusa: anyhooCaKaLusa: about mr.BunnyCaKaLusa: little do you know..CaKaLusa: those lil' eggs you find on easter day..CaKaLusa: arent real eggsCaKaLusa: you seeCaKaLusa: its actually crack hididn within'CaKaLusa: nowCa…

Since when did Oompa Loompas grow that big?

Isn't her eye supposed to pop out or something?

Stupid thunderstorm... Power went out at 7...was out for a good 30 mins. Comes back on for maybe 15 mins. GO back out.. FOR 4 FRICKING HOURS!!! So, i ate with a flashlight. I couldn't shower, which was gay. …

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