Happy Halloween......even though I'm now against this overrated "holiday." Maybe if I'm hungry enough, I'll ring a doorbell for some Snickers.
My Xanga Trick-or-Treat Haul
Cakalusa goes trick-o…
Elevator Action
I think I've done it. I've overcome Professor Kunt-ler. Not only did I get a high grade on my latest project, but I "re-did" my previous project where I got an "F" and turned it into a "B-" BOOYAH!
To …
Attack of 3D Design: Part Deux
As most of you already know, 3D design class is probably the most uninformative, boring, mind-numbing, pull-your-hair-till-you-scream type of class. On second thought, it's not the class, …
My Eggroll
My eggroll has a first name, It's C-A-K-A-L, My eggroll has a second name,It's S-U-M-Y-U-N-G-E-G-G-F-O-O-Y-U-N-G.
Update- 1:30am
Expect two movies to be edited by yours truly. Justin and I filmed an…
New Movie (again)
This is the 5th movie in 2 weeks. Somebody stop me. Please?
Mighty Morphin Lau-er Ranger File size: 2.44mb'sClick here to download
Threaded Thrashing
cakalusa (10:43:33 PM): omgpyschokinetics (…
A last minute decision on a boring saturday morning, and I was off to 6 Flags Great Adventure. The long hours sitting in traffic, and more waiting on lines when we entered the theme park were quickly overlooked with gr…
I'm in a rush. This will be the most half-assed update. But the movie I've uploaded will make up for it.
The Minorities present:
Baseball Bonanza
Click here to download
4am..wait no ::adjusts clock:: Ahhh 3am..…
Baseball-All season long
4:13am and I've just finished editing the beta version of the new short-film we started today. Which brings me to the previous movie I've mentioned, "Five Finger Ni**ers." That movie will be put…
Many wonder what type of house the man behind this xanga lives under. OK, maybe I'm just bored, and need to waste some time. So, with the help of Chinese Entertainment Television, I bring to you "Cribs: Cakalusa Style"…
WINAMPplaylist
127 tracks in playlist, average track length: 3:46Estimated playlist length: 8 hours 25 seconds (88 tracks of unknown length)
Playlist files:
1. 50 Cent - Dem Not Ready ft. Sean Paul (2…
Shotgun!
My friends and I all seem to want that highly sought-after front-seat in the car aka "shotgun." I needed a way to settle this matter once and for all. There have many disputes trying to obtain this seat.
eProp Whores Unite
I am now infatuated with recieving eProps by the gallon. Nothing feels better than knowing that your screename is #1 on Xanga's featured content.
Xanga is becoming a symbiotic extension of my l…
Ben's 22nd Birthday PicsAll pictures taken chronologically
I found this steak knife interesting because it looked like a flip-knife
Portions were a tad small
Here we go Yankees
Dad, Ben, Pete
…
Britney Spears' Surprise
What a shock it was to hear out of my brothers mouth, "I'M GONNA MEET BRITNEY SPEARS TOMORROW!"
My pants dropped ...ok maybe not.
Z100 selected my brother because he's a ZVIP member. Think of …
NFL Fantasy
Regular Season Standings
Rank
Team Name
W-L-T
Win %
PTS
Streak
1
Jetsons
5-2-0
.714
827.42
W-4
2
Howie Feltersnatch
5-2-0
.714
773.63
W-4
3
Down with Lau
4-3-0…
Tight Shit
incubass00 (11:58:03 PM): Just the chances of you having kids is reducedincubass00 (12:04:34 AM): that be some tight shit mancakalusa (12:04:43 AM): literally
OK, stop laughing at my misfortune. There's actu…
You're a procrastinator!
You slacker!
Your art looks like shit!
What is this crap?
You can do better man!
You know, and I know that this isn't up to your ability
This isn't too great, do it over
This guy looks lik…
Thanks, Lucid
More updating after I shower.
Movie Makings
OK, I'm back. Sorry it took so long, the toilet also asked for my appearance
So, how was the day of Chris? What? Chris is going to recap his day? But…
New Movies
Magic EyeClick here to downloadFile Size: 0.5mb
G.I. JOE VideoClick here to watch the video
Mario Parody
Click here to watch
Orange Jello - 5 caloriesOrange Jello w/ a dollop of Whipp…
Halloween Spooktacular
With Halloween just around the corner, I the almighty master of disguises look forward to this time of year. No other day can you walk up to a house, say a few words, and get a handful (or penny…
Photoshop Phun
::In Jim Carey voice:: Somebody STOP meeehhh! Ok, this is getting out of hand. You know you're addicted when you spend more time drawing for personal reasons than for class. I have recently finished the b…
DASTY
THE MAGIC IS BACK! Probably the most exciting conclusion to any baseball game in history. This goes down in the history books. Ironic how the two slumping players- Giambi and Boone, make up for their lack of per…
Photoshop Fanatics
Photoshop has currently gotten ahold of my mind and nerve system- for I cannot do anything but Photoshop these days. Below are some various photos I took of my friends. Both Justin and I have been bus…
Captain Cookie Chris's Supermarket
Here at my supermarket, you won't find any dirtier, foul-smelling products in America. With fine dining, and few products to choose from, why go anywhere else? So come on in, and let's…
I'm on a roll
4 post in a day...must be the pizza that I had. Anyhoot, here's a design I just completed for 2D design class. We had to use our horoscope symbol(taurus), and use the design elements we learned so far (li…
My life is spiraling
Thanks Chloe for the gif
Another 3 posting day. Holy geebus...I'm on a posting frenzy aren't I?
More sleep is good
Art Fart
Oh joy! More drawing homework? Of course! What else is new, right? These babies are due in 8 hours...the fun it was. I had a whole week to complete this, and why did I start it today you ask? Why is Bush an idi…
Frickin' Dick...
Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not…
Instant Messaging Fun(dramatization)
Emily: this is war!Emily: i need to take more pictures
Chris: I'm the king of pictures! You can't defeat me!
Emily: This is too scary, but I must defeat you!
Emily: What ever sha…
The New Joe Millionaire
Has anyone else out there seen the commercials for the new reality show "Joe Millionaire: International Affair"? I'm pretty sure you have, I mean, the damn thing plays ever 5 minutes. The most in…
Chinese P.I.M.P.
With Halloween fast approaching, everybody is scrambling to their nearest costume shop, or toys'r'us. Well, I'm not going to wait on long lines with crying kids. No, not for me. This year, I'm alllll …
G.A.S.H
A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private ro…
Biatches With The 'stashI don’t understand women at my school. Sure, alot of them are secksay, but what is with this new style of dying mustaches to be white? Why not just shave the damn thing off? Do you know how scary …
VENT RANT VENT
i made myself write at least 2000 words or keep typing for 1 hour straight
whichever comes up first
Some people need to SHUT UP SHUT UP
Just need to SHUT UP SHUT UP!
I'd make a song about it. I'd writ…
Daily Dilemmas
Not only have I recently been suffering from chronic stomach cramps(wtf? do I have pms?), but I've recently strained my groin muscle. Yeah, yeah, laugh it up you assmunches, wait till YOU pull a groin mus…
.Snappy Answers*Snappy Answer #1A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without m…
The bad...and the bad
Now its time for some bad news. Wow, this whole months been nothign but bad news. I'm now a new covert operations officer in the making. What I've done today will probably land me a nice fine and i…
This...
I've got to see. Here's the trailer for the new movie Elephant. The trailer makes me want to just run to the nearest premier and sneak a peek.
It has been getting good reviews, which makes me want to see it eve…
I've got a woody
So my 3d design professor asked me to create a tower with 15 feet of wood. Using techniques we learned in class (Positive space, negative spacing, parallel and motif? WTF IS MOTIF? a color?)
Lots of wo…
Guess who's back, Chris is back::cue Eminem beat::
Geeze, what's it been? 3 days? Oh god, that's too long of a period to stay away from Xanga. I know you all missed me... ::cricket:: OK, maybe not.
Yes, I read every s…
Bye Bye Bye...
It has become apparent some people take my website for granted. I put time and effort into many of my blogs and works, yet, people simply don’t understand the simple meaning of "authorizati…
Yay!
The "other" site has a new Flash intro, and spiffy new layout/design
My balls are freezing. Anyone else's? New York is 49F right now. WOooOooo!
3:15am and I have yet to asleep. Oh joyous occassion! School …
A Ball of Wasabi
The Denver Nuggets signed Japanese guard Yuta Tabuse for the upcoming 2003 season. Full story here Well he won't be making a Yao-Ming-type of impact, that's for sure. I think this Japanese kid is way to…
Bad Chris, Bad!
It has been too long. I can't bare this torment. The truth MUSST come out. No, I'm not gay and "coming out of the closet". And no, I'm not gonna bore you with a girlfriend finding. It's more "ooh-lah-lah…
Ebay R0cks my b0x
NOKIA 3595 SUPER BLUE FLASHING KEYPAD
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Flashing Keypad:
Brand new Flashing Keypad
All BLUE Super Bright LEDs!
Very simple to install. No T…
Art Fart
I've recently been infatuated with MSpaint. I don't know why. Minimal tools, horrible color pallet, crappy interface and shitty compressions. There are plenty more sophisticated and advanced drawing tools(Photo…
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