Turkey Day Corollary
So the aftermath of Thanksgiving has arrived. Hours of cooking, cleaning, eating, and bathroom stops has ceased. Instead of typing out a huge essay, I think I'll ::yawn:: stupid L-Tryptophan ... bac…
Well, you sick swine..
Thanks for Giving oh so many comments on my last blog.which was horrible.
Well, I'm glad that's over.
A Poem by Chris Lau
Welcome to another special at "Chris's Poetry Corner."
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Kadour Ziani : 360 dunk above 3 peopleMPEG - 2.4 Mb
Sorry for the short entry. Actually, this is garbage. Sorry. Mom's birthday. I bought a nice painting This thing's huge! (4'X3')
Spent some time in Chin…
Thank God for English Parliamentary
If it wasn't for their tyrannical ways, the Pilgrims wouldn't have came to New England, and ol' Chris would be at school all this week. ::big smile:: So, what's everyone doing for tur…
The Making of LegosDispelling the myth that Lego bricks are scraped off magic trees by tiny Danish elves, this interactive site gives the story straight from the factory's mouth. Click through the manufacturing steps, an…
New Comedy(In the works)
ScreenplayProducer: TheMinorities LiteDirector: Chris Lau
The Four Minorities
Setting: Apartment in New York City
Type: Sitcom
Theme: "We do the dirty work"
Characters:
Chinese Master wit…
New Test Movie
Although it started out as a test movie to see how far we can get with "silent" films, it turned out to be better than I thought. Instead of scrapping it, I made a perfectly good movie out of this. So, wi…
Pain in the game
Just when you think filming is all fun and games, Chris goes and does something like this. These were captured while filming last night in the wee hours in the morning. Oh, the fun it was. This next fil…
AIM Humor
The Golden Rulesof Instant Messenger|By staff writer Justin Rebello
"The most important document to emerge from a computer since the Ten Commandments."-Steve Case, Former Chairman and CEO of AOL
I. I…
Who says ...
Who says Kunt-ler's 3D class is boring? When you have 3 Caucasians and an Asian, plus a hefty amount of duct tape, there's no such thing as boredom. Want proof? I gibbah eet too jah!
Batter up!
Two pounds…
Random Blabber
I think it's about time I paid homage to some of my readers, so I'll just pick some random people who should be most recognized. OKAY, I'm felling a tad lazy, so I'll just pick some random people, and ch…
New NSX Concept
I'll take two!
Dear World;
I am not some psychotic fark or pathetic loser trying to end my worthless existence. Nor am I one of these pussies using "suicide" as a cry for help. I kill myself to…
Streaming Video Conferencing on AIM
America Online is quietly testing streaming video for its instant-messaging products now that the government has lifted restrictions against launching such a feat…
Special Premiere
The movie that started it all; the movie that started "The Minorities." The "Takeout" was quite possibly the best film as well. This blockbuster hit has captured audiences all over the country (OK, mayb…
Xanga Manga
Can it be? Is this true? Xanga is working again? ::does McCauley Caulkin impression:: "AUUUUUUGH!" Okay, enough of that. Damn this Xanga mess! I went through a number of Xanga withdrawal symptoms. Some inclu…
Site Maintenance: The site will be going into read only mode starting about 2AM EST on Friday morning, while we perform some upgrades to the weblogs database so we can support some upcoming features. We hope the upgrad…
Art Attack
More art brought to you by my right hand
Warning: Viewers under 18, please be advised that there is partical nudity.
Nudie Foodie
Ok, so you women suddenly got horny off those pics (a…
New Movie
This movie takes the cake. Of all the movies I've done, nothing comes close. The sound, the acting, the plot, the editing. This will probably be the most amazing movie you'll see in a while.
warning: If you'…
It's funny cause its true
Movie Quagmire
"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it"
- Alfred Hitchcock
Have you been to the movies lately? Let me tell you something. Watching a movie…
New Movie
I know you've all been very patient with me. Who am I kidding, of course you weren't, you inconsiderate blowjobs. LOL kidding. I love you all. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for, the piece de resistan…
The Matrix: Revolutions: Review
"This movie isn't so bad, once you get to know it." -C.Lau
Pros-"Colonel Sanders" returns!-Asians play a bigger part-Indians will lov…
I'm #1! I'm #1! Ok, enough arrogance
A day in college
Many of you are probably wondering, "How can Chris possibly goto school, do homework, and still have time to update Xanga?" Well, to tell you the truth, co…
Techbargains
Since I have nothing else better to do at work studies, I went along to the Alienware website and decided to splurge. I clicked on everything possible to customize my computer to the max. Boy o' boy, was th…
I BOUGHT MYSELF A CARMAC...
... thats right. A Caramel Macchiato at Starbucks. So whats the deal with Starbucks folks? Everybody seems to love Starbucks. People like to "hang out" in Starbucks. Doing nothing but co…
Art Attacks
When it comes to procrastinating, nobody comes closer than me. I definitely take the cake for the coveted crown for "Captain Procrastinator." The following two drawings were done an hour before I went to sle…
The Minorities Boy Band
The Minorities Crew "Lite" has been contemplating this new video idea. A few days ago, Justin and I were in his car, listening to the radio. That's when "Hey Ya" by Outkast played, which lead me …
World Premiere
Five Finger Niggersa film by The Minorities "Lite"
Starring: Chris Lau as El ChinkoEduardo Martinez as Eddie Chulo
Producer, screenplay and scripting - Chris Lau
Director and Cameraman - Ju…
Post-Halloween Update
So now that it's November...mmm, smell that turkey already. It's time for you to spill the beans. My question for you folk is "What's the worst Halloween treat you've ever received?"
As for me, it…
New Movie
Click here to downloadFile Size: 5mbStarring:
Chris Lau as "The HOODlum"
Justin Varghese as the Cameraman
This car has extended warranty!
Other Movie info
Don't worry, we haven't forgotten abo…
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