Brrrrrrrrrrrrr... why the funk is my heater blowing out COLD air? >.< ::grabs blanket::
Well, I'm now drawing again with Lesa. So far, we've drawn:
Fat people bending over
Afro men
Me trying to draw sad face…
Holy shit, today was one of the worst days of volleyball practice for me.
Tomorrow's a home game againt Plainedge. Fawk!
I'm bored, so I'll entertain you with a video of moi!
(please give it a minute or t…
Why the funk is it snowing in April? well, it's one day til' April, so it still counts. Yet, it's gonna be 65 on wednesday? Hrmmmmm ::scratches head::Cakalusa is rockin' a new jacket from A&F. It makes him look like …
These lil' penguins are doing a similar dance I did for Mass Media...
It is only 439 days, 16 hours, 58 minutes, and 12 seconds until the Olsen Twins are legal! Times may vary. Please check the laws and …
New layout muh'fuggers!
I'm very jealous now. My "Grrrrfwend" Lars is cheating on me.
She's chosen a more masculine, ferocious, fiesty, and more energetic guy over moi. I know, I can't compete. Any eligible bac…
Yoink! Stole this from a girl who stole it from a guy...who probably stole it from others. This is the first quiz like this that I've taken...let's see how I do.20 nice people you enjoy the company of (No Particular Orde…
Oooh! Look who's gonna be in the next "Fast and The Furious" movie! Ms. Aoki !!!! AHHH!
The Question?
Answer: More then you can afford pal.......... Ferrari..VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!========…
So I went to the NYIT open house. They say there's 18% asians...I only saw ONE! What a gyp!
The campus is nice. Today was windy, I was literally walking at a 45 degree angle.
There's 2 Chinese Professors in the Engin…
Oh how I'd love to be at that exact point when i go there...
Talk about being on the spot. Imagine this:
It's the last round of the Volleyball game. You've already played numerous games, and you're now on the last. Everyone's dead tired. All of a sudden in a heartbeat, the scores…
> TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS>>>>> Question 1:>>> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, wou…
I'm watching news now : terrorism on bridge
Not on websites yet.
My teacher likes to promote "bypassing" school filters.
We were learning about backing up expanding HD capacity. When we came upon the pocket HD's.
…
Me and Leeeeeeesa r0x0rz cause' we can draw a helluvah random pic like this:
She started with the M&M, and I just finished the rest...LOL!
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block...
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Girl Hurt in Speeding Shopping Cart Crash
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A girl was recovering fr…
Nothing new, same ol' me. \
Pep rally, same thing every year. \
Game with Hewlett, we're gonna win. \
And what if I am crazy? So sue me you. \
Headbands, high socks, all in check. Wee\
I'm on the 4th…
So I decided to cut A+ today.
Hmmm, I still have extra rope if anyone wants it. ::looks at emilee:: Still want?
Damn, my jersey looks so geh.
Wonder when our new shorts come in...better not be petite and look li…
Check this out... it's an interesting viewpoint on the Iraq war.
http://members.triton.net/schelhaas/images/cnn.JPG
In other news, we got our asses whupped like it was the Lakers Vs. Cav's. We got blown out left an…
Conrad kicked Rodneys hacky sack on top of the A+ roof. It's funny cause' they're Black. Laff! No, I'm not racist.
What interesting things...
I'm gonna be gangstahhhh by using my oversized jersey as a bandana...R…
MTV Germany - Slip
Watch this hilarious video.
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Volleyball was quite interesting, we did a drill called "pancaking". Let's just say it's NOT gonna be used during vol…
Today's A+ class might as well be a hybrid of Computers and Health.
He was usuing analogy's for comparing internet computers and STD's.
"Y'know, you kids download files off …
YES! I got my very first fansign! Yippie!
Yay to c0olie Chloe!(She's gonna let me eat her ovaries ::takes out spork::)
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Coach says I'm the "missing link" in the team...wtf is that supposed to mean?
Think I've got what it takes to be a Backstreet Boy? Nahhhh... I was caught by the "Dance Police." They fined me $300 for dancing like a sc…
So in A+ Class, we actually LEARNED something!
::gasp::
Yes, I know it's surprising, no?
(hehe, this pic's funny b/c the guy on the cover looks alot like my teacher)
Then, after learnign about fragmentations and…
Another late night AP fART ASSignment. This time, I totally forgot about it until 11:49... great jobbo chrisso!
This one, I pulled outtah my ass. I quickly came up with the idea when I was watching the Kings Vs. Rockets…
I am worth exactly: $2,098,570.00.
Booyah!
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen …
Entertainment Class 101:
AIM: What amuses your mind?
Do now: Entertain yourself
Yes, yes, "gurlllfwend" Lars seems to have too much fun with her "Bread Girl". How she finds such cwazeee friends is beyond me!
Now, …
The War on Iraq Soiled(please read)By: Chris LauPosted: 12:27PM
Today Iraq declared that there was a great victory over a bed of rushes along the banks of the Tigris River in downtown Iraq. Iraqi foreign minister …
Shock and Awe mutha fuckas! Shock and Awe!What's with people still protesting the war? They think they're gonna stop it?Some protesting arguments I have problems with:Q: What about North Korea?A: To think we're not gonna…
Vball-2 hours of running
Bball-4 hours of running
6 hours of running = Fall to the ground and hit your head on the coffee table.
Overheard joke during AP art:
"I heard K-mart and Iraq are gonna be gone soon. So they're forming a new company called Target "
HAHAH!!!!
Lar's is now a "girlfwend". Buckahoot!
So today in A+ class, all we did was listen to our teacher talk about the latest in Military technology and how superior they are compared to Iraq's. And he's correct. He was talking about this tank that is computerize…
Now I've seen everything. 2 of my teacher's doing the electric slide in A+ class...where's the camera?
kuya lou (10:26:59 PM): holy shitkuya lou (10:27:03 PM): i went to ur site...cakalusa (10:27:09 PM): and?kuya lou (10:27:15 PM): and didnt realize that there was music playing....kuya lou (10:27:23 PM): i thought it was …
FAWKING METEORA IS MINES BIOTCHES!
::sings:: "BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD"
Talk about a wakeup call
Good morning Baghdad!
U.S. May Use 'E-Bomb' During Iraq War
By MATT CRENSON, AP National Writer
U.S. forces may use a new "e-bomb" during the expected invasion of Iraq as part of a 21st century blitzkrieg designed to render S…
Quotes from A+ Class
"He was a huge motherfucker"
- Mr. K speaking about the marine recruiters
"Put your balls in your pants""Why isn't that ball blue?""Stop playing with your ball!"
- Mr. K talking to student with …
President Bush to speak at 8 p.m. EST, will say Saddam Hussein must leave Iraq to avoid war
Iraqi foreign minister responds by saying Bush should leave office instead Yep, we're definitely gonna solve our problems now.…
Dont you guys think about this when you are bored?(Yes, I'm in A+...so you KNOW I'm bored)
IF I HAD $177 MILLION:
-Lifetime subscription to "The Official Playstation" magazine-FERRARI F355 COMPETIZONE-CE R1-SKYLINE…
Well I went to visit a friend at his house today because he told me he had the messiest place on EARTH.... I'm like, "sure ya do" and took my digital camera... Well folks, he sure as hell wasn't lying... Let us start you…
Mark your damn calendars! June 3rd bishes!!!
THE ANIMATRIX DVDSpringing forth from the world of THE MATRIX, THE ANIMATRIX DVD presents nine original short animated stories directed by preeminent a…
::stumbles into chair::
Ughhhh...never have I sweated so much. >.< First day of Vball was killer. To make matters worse, it was a sweltering 68 f'ing degrees. We hit the weight room, and I haven't been there in…
Who want's a bite of my sausage?
Teacher playing Belly againnnn...in school.
::Yawn:: AP art sucks...I dunno why I'm still in that class. Well, here's today's half-assed art HW. Sorry it looks so shitty, maybe cause' it is! Hey, I'm tired you bishes.
Todays Subject: A Faucet; Yes, a freakin' fau…
Hmm...basketball didn't go so well again. My shots were horribly off. I redeemed myself with a few layups and reversal layups...that's about it.
Then, the unthinkable...I fell on my knee, AGAIN! the same goddamn one to…
I was freezing my ASS off in 20F weather just two days ago. Today, I'm sweating my BALLS off in 60F weather. I think I'm gonna take a crap. Thanks!
Being woken up by a drunk at 5:45 AM is oh-so not fun. @_@
Now if you'…
After a dismal 4 months of usage..I got bored of how my current MD looked...
...and it was time for a change
I <3 Ebay
So, today in basketball I thought it was a great success, until it happened...
Ol' me attempted to do a bit of flash by doing a cross-over...but was quite unsucessful. >.<
I slipped and fell over my ankle and BAM…
My dreams are becoming more realistic as the days go by. So, today's dream went a little something like this. I had a dream where my friend was using my laptop, and when I returned, his GF formatted my computer. And then…
So tired...here's a nice Chris-Ology for today kiddo's!
Chri-fucious says:
"The only way to settle a dispute is through Chinese Poker and boxing."
"Well, that certainly sucked."
"I'd like to ride in that Police car …
Did I gain weight over the break?
Poker night was another success. I won again! I think home court gives me a disadvantage. So, visting seems to be on my side... :D
llZ jaYar Zll: Acronym Definition @Amazon.com CHRIS Chemical Hazards Response Information System CHRIS Computed History Recording Input System
llZ jaYar Zll: Acronym Definition @Amazon.com LAU LAN Access U…
So, that's where they coined the term "BONEr" Laff!
Now, back to something more serious. OK, who am I kidding? Well, after much tampering and kicking/screaming/farting/scrathing/threatening with water, my router still…
Someone hand me a mallet or any other object that can make a router become a flat frisbee.
Mesa, Vizquel feud turns ugly
CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) -- Philadelphia Phillies closer Jose Mesa is angry at former Cleveland teammate Omar Vizquel.
``If I face him, I'll hit him,'' Mesa said for a sto…
The Asians prevailed ONCE again over the Indians in Chinese Poker. We Asians never lose! Muahahaha
So me and some friend's headed off to the College to sign up for the Pool Hall/Basketball/Bowling facility card. Bu…
::takes out another BIG ol' box of ::
Excellent, we learned about throwing papers at other people. We looked at the oil stained floors. And learned about Hard Drives for 15 WHOLE minutes...great use of time eh' ?
T…
I feel like punching my router, and then smash it with a mallet. I swear to f'ing god, it's gonna happen soon, I know it...
And if that didn't make matters worse, I find out that since Sewanhaka's roof collapsed, the st…
What to do for Spring Break...any suggestions?
Since my unfortunate loss of the headphones during skiing, I quickly looked for a replacement. I wandered around epinions.com and came to a conclusion. With the quick help of Ebay, I bought these suckers:
Sony MDR ED2…
So, I'm back in one piece...HA! I'm such a joker, why would I fall skiing? Anyhoo, I DID fall..thats because I didn't see the 35 mogul/bumps up ahead on the Black Diamond, and WHAMMO! I flipped head over heels(Just pictu…
I got absolutely bored whilst packing so I leave you with this:
A ground visual tour. Panoramic view of MY room. Enjoy!
I've totally run out of anything intriguing to say.
I will be off sled dogging tomorrow...is that interesting enough?
Or what if I said that Blix and company are fools?
We can blame the UK as well.
I think my profi…
Fawking OptOnline can suck my bizzalls...They feel that its a SMART idea to upgrade thier servers at the busiest hours. ::smacks head:: So, every 15 minutes IF you're lucky, you'll be cut off. What fun! Alot of my friend…
I call it "Homies caught in the car conspiracy" (Continued from a few months ago)
characters(Sorry if you're offended by the Latino names)
[nito and los decide to go to a party]
/\ [los and nito kick it to some girl]…
NEW! Essay to be submitted:
Christopher Lau Mr. Moratto
Mass Media College-Period 7 March 6, 2003
“A different way of looking at the media
Media is such an i…
Remember that commercial for Mastercard featuring Yao Ming ? Well, there was a re-enactment during A+ Class.
Mr. K: So, you have you're project done? Yo!
Me: Yeahhh..
Mr. K: Yooooo...
Me: Yaaaaooo!
Mr.K: YOOOO…
So, my Principal called my house today.
What's this? The 4th time in 3 years?
>.<
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Nahh, it wasn't as bad as it seems. You see, I take a class in another High Scho…
::cocks shotgun:: Gonna kill Tommy and Justin. What was supposed to be a day for Tommy to change his oil in Flushing, turned into an "embarass-fest" for me.
So, we head into Flushing; surprisingly we brough…
Everyone loves THIS house
Chris sez #24 - "Don't bother watching "The Transporter", its a waste of time and you risk your ass falling asleep. You're better off giving grandma a spongebath. The only real deeming reason to watch this atrocity of …
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Fedorov confirms marriage, divorce to Kournikova
March 3, 2003
TORONTO (Ticker) - Detroit Red Wings star Sergei Fedorov was indeed married to Russian…
AP Art: The death of all Art-Fags within Ms. Carrion's class, which includes me.
Assignment this week: Create an organic object using inanimate objects (WTF?)
My Objects/Utensils: Money(bills), Paper clips, scotch …
Joyous trumpets and champagne supernovas! You are78%rock-solid friend!
The Three Musketeers. The Three Amigos. The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse? you belong, dude, you belong! Some people p…
Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom
So, you girls STILL love that "Legolas" ?
W00t! Acclaim, be ready!
I'm Coming this summer 2003
In other news, today was Chinese Poker day. The tradition shall continue for the …
Volleyball is a gay sport, until Chris Lau starts playing. Yes, thats right! My lust for action in sports has led me to create a new type of "Volleyball" It's a hybrid of Volleyball of course, dodgeball, baseball, an…
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