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  • You've all probably read/saw on the news today that some Arkansas top emergency official resigned Wednesday for sending his 66 employees an e-mail poem making fun of immigrants and welfare recipients. The only one who wa…

  • WWJD for a Klondike Bar? I'm in a joking mood, I think it's the funny smelling gas emitted from this computer Dog Days A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meet…

  • I don't drink espresso, do I? Insomnia r0x0rz my b0x0rz I had some shuteye on the train. I dreamt I had braces on. Intruiging, indeeeeeed! My wonderful greymatter just concocted a brilliant idea! For every donation, yo…

  • So the Xanga legacy may have to be cut short this year. I've been hit with a nice hefty dosage of reality. (Insert Parent/Guardian here) has been laid off. I probably won't be able to talk to nearly all of you internet p…

  • You gotta be fawking kidding me. I pay $30 and xanga thanks me by losing a sentimental post that took me 2 hours to think and write up. Someone piss on xanga's front lawn while cause I crap on their doorsteps. Maybe I'l…

  • Mucho props to xnao for gettin' that 40,000th hit. He'll get some nice linkage from me Booyah! HE SAID....SHE SAID He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said: You wear pa…

  • Wow, look at that hit counter at the bottom of this page. It's reaching a new milestone of 40,000 hits! I remember when getting 20 hits a day was astounding. Well, whoever happens to be the 40k visitor, please be kind en…

  • ,strike>down a 6 pack in 3-23v2v 2 hours? LOL! -.-.-.--.- Im commenting. prebarsare be/ be prepared shiet..too earklt in mownin' ! Ok, now that I'm more sober, I'll entetain your bored butts. That's what I'm h…

  • Journey Around Manhattan Art Departments roomWhy is there 6 silver squares? Used to be orange Madison Square GardenHome of my New York Knicks! Empire State BuildingNuff sed' No clue what building this is, but…

  • It's very cold. New York style: Yo, it's mad cold! Boston style: It's wicked cold! Bay Area Style: It's hella cold! LA style: Dude it's damn cold! Atlanta style: It's gettin' cold up in herre! Fob style: ¾Æ Á¸³ª Ã…

  • Japanese BBQ(Ooh lah lah!) Clockwise-Duck, eggplant, shrimp, mushrooms, Japanese tofu, salmon HIBACHI GRILL!! Clockwise-Shrimp, filet mignon, chicken, short-ribs The ever-lasting bug torch Journey to…

  • Water Vs Coke This is really an eye opener.... Water or Coke? We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before. WATER... 1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.2. In 37…

  • HOW TO DETECT A TWO WAY MIRROR Do the simple test at home so you know. Try it with a 'regular' mirror, and you can easily see what the gap means. This is a must read for all you lovely ladies out there! Pimp Chr…

  • FARK, I cannot turn on the TV without having to watch this KOBE rape bullshiat, I am so sick of it already. They said on TV that the trial wont even be starting for another 6 to 8 months. Between all the garbage reality …

  • Saddam's Two Sons Killed in U.S. Raid After $500 million worth of bombs and missiles, the US finally did something right. It's about time too! I bet Soddamn Insane is packing up a few nukes right now. …

  • Uncle Chris knows how hard and stressful the workplace can be. With Chris' great experience with months of working, he's here to share with you the secrets of: 1. Never walk down the hall without…

  • There is a wanted man on the loose, who goes by the alias"Conga Changah"If seen, please notify proper authorities.He is armed and dangerous with coconut bashings and can easily flash you. Hmm, that's wierd. Shiethea…

  • I'm still in an artistic mode, so I'll share some photos I've taken this summer My face is a constellation

  • Best blonde joke ever?You bet!

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 4/5 ARGGH'S!! (OK, I think I'm gonna resent saying that) This is a surprisingly hilarious movie. How the hell did Disney pull this one off? I expected some chea…

  • This bitch doesn't seem to know how to type; or think of his own shiat for that matter. He likes to jack people's(mines and Ricky's) EXACT blog, without leaving anything in return. So go on over and leave some for him. D…

  • --> Drool is the correct word Model: MSI MEGA PCPrice: $300.00As you can see, the MEGA PC looks less like a PC than it does a micro audio system, without the speakers, of course. …

  • Things I learnededed whilst at the drinking grounds: Noahs ark created Blacks H20 and people make religion I'm loving my flip-flops I created out of sandals Are you tired of mundane surveys that ask "Whats yo…

  • ANONYMOUS SUBSCRIPTIONS A short note to say: Xanga is deleting all anonymous subscriptions sometime this week. This is your last chance to come clean! If you upgrade any anonymous subscriptions to normal status, they'l…

  • Holy begeebuz, is it hot in heRRe or what? High: 84°F Partly Cloudy Since I'm cool like that, I reign supremacy over this place. Excuse me while I make some c…

  • UPDATE Grr... no wonder I didn't get any props for 7 hours. I was like, "What did I say!? Is the lady picture that obnoxious?". Then, I realized(thanks to orang3chika)I had a bit of a problem in my entry. So, I quickl…

  • I bet alot of you are thinking of the same question. Instead of 20 people bombarding me with IM's, I'll just answer that here. So, "How was your first day" you ask? I'll neatly list all the things that happened in chrono…

  • ::ring ring:: Me: "Wh-Hello?" (felt like I was drugged up at this point) Parents Friend: "Hey, what are yah doing? oh wait, you're home!" Me: "Uh huh, who's this?" PR: "Its me! You're coming into the office tomorrow"…

  • { Stereographic Photos }back with popular demandProps to http://www.tripping.tk for the reference Instructions: To view in 3-D, cross your eyes until a composite image forms in the middle of each pair. More information …

  • Sometimes I'm annoyed that this "blog" is as public as it is. So please, if I know you in person, try not to mention this site in my presence or goto it when I'm near. No one is forcing me to write what I do here, but I …

  • Diew!~ Broke my favorite sandals. She lasted 5 wonderful years! Sigh... No, they weren't this shitty In other news, the beach was nice, except for hot hot hot sand, and some other things along the way. It's gettin' h…

  • Click below to join Friendster:http://www.friendster.com/join.jsp?invite=966132 Join, you sacks of crabs. You know you wannaAlready have one? than tell me your screenname, niccha! And if you haven't noticed, there's …

  • Sticking your foot out the front window from the backseat; to signal left and right tap dancing on grass sleeping on the hood of a car calling California at 3:30am(?) "I had 5, so gimmie a high-5!"(referring to…

  • Prom 2003 New prom pics finally came in. Sheesh! It's about time too! I wassss gonna go for a Knicks style, but felt the colors wouldn't match Pimpin' it up! Red "carpet" yah' heard? Gotta love the 03' COROLLA limo! …

  • http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/asx/hkzkt10.asx This takes the cake for bullet time comedy Let it load; it'll be while, but well worth it. Yummy. The new Nokia phone has minute changes from my original that give me a…

  • Free Slurpees 7-11 is giving out free slurpees to the first 1000 customers on Friday July 11. Go get your lawn chair parked out in front now! I remember last year when they did this promotion; was hectic indeed, cons…

  • Front flip back flip somersault moonsault reverse handstand butterfly kick It makes no difference when you land on your back most of the time. Did I mention I reinjured my shoulder, AGAIN? I don't thi…

  • Fawking shiet! So AT&T strikes again! After they put me a hellish 90+ minute wait time, and semi-fix my problem, I head out and run into more problems. AT&T decides to disconnect my service. -.- W T FH…

  • Jeter and Soriano injured against Red Sox - Well, doesn't that just suck? AT&T customer service is SO FUCKING MUCKING GAY! 65 96 total minutes spent on hold, listening to the same lines and music... 10 minu…

  • If there's one word to describe me now, it's burnt. Other lovely adjectives iniclude spent toasty negro-fied horribly sensitive to the slightest touch(ok, that's no adj.) Lovely dinner by Rick's parents. Yum yum l…

  • We've got amazingly fast cars And we have my car... So today marks the first day in history where I was horribly dissatisfied with a restaurant. I headed out to the "Nautical Mile" boardwalk, and decided…

  • Time to show you guys my class picture, back in 1998 Damn, why did Mitsu stop making this? Screw this mother-f'ing phone. I'm getting a new one. Yeah, you heard me! 2 weeks is long over…

  • Happy Mother-F'ing 4th of July! Take a moment to remember the Declaration of Independence Things I'll most likely be doing today: Hearing mini-firecrackers and whistlers go off (ilegally) throughout the d…

  • If there's one game that's going to keep me entertained this summer, (no, it's not Counter-Strike) it's Castle. Yes, you heard right. Ever wanted to throw a person 200 feet into the air, and watch them splat onto the flo…

  • So I was suckered into watching T3 at the theaters. Hey, I can't pass up surround sound! Terminator 3 is probably going to win "Best Comedy" And no, I'm not joking. I think I laughed more than I did watching "Dumb and Du…

  • Pwuahaha.. I am so loving my celly. I joined some SMS messaging groups, where they send daily or weekly messages to your cellphone; either by the owner or group members. I joined some joke groups, and here are some exa…

  • I need plans plans plans plans this summer. I've decided to stay home from Hawaii. Will this come abck to haunt me? Time will tell, right? Still lovin' the Celly-muh-nelly(Text message me yet? You know you wanna) My b…

  • OohoOoh, I just love my wonderfully, funtastic, splenderific, celly-muh-phone. ^_^ If it's not fiddle-faddling with text messages, or listening to the uber-lovely polymorphic ringtones, its another! Wowowooeoee... ::kiss…

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