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  • Fr i d a y Fi v e(Yes, I know it's sunday) 1. Are you going to school this year?Yep2. If yes, where are you going (high school, college, etc.)? If no, when did you graduate?If you haven't been paying attention for th…

  • The most accurate test? maybe Who You AreYou're loved, and for good reasons You're a man who really enjoys life. You have an insatiable curiosity and always are fiddling or studying things somehow. You refuse to settle …

  • Man dies after wife squeezes testiclesFrom correspondents in Phnom Penh, CambodiaAugust 29, 2003 *ouch*...There goes Father's Day. Rapists should have their balls squeezed constantly by a machine to a point where its ex…

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  • Nokia, Racer's new bestfriend?Great for those who drive fast ... (Only those who have Nokia Phones) Nokia phone - TRAFFIC POLICE SPEED TRAP radarThis is a good one especially for those who drive, the phone actually be…

  • Party Harty at the Lau residence Last day of work today, it's sad... ...I begin a new life September 3rd

  • Fr i d a y Fi v e 1. When was the last time you laughed?Yesterday, playing pool2. Who was the last person you had an argument with?Not much a quarreler, but the last time I had a semi-argument was with my brother abo…

  • She was so yummy Just oh-so yummy - I now have a concrete reason to attend NYIT @_@ In other interesting news, today was the NYIT oreo-intation(orientation). 2 hours of listening to the President, Dean of admissions…

  • SAT math and verbal scores hit highs The nation's high school class of 2003 achieved the best score on the math section of the SAT exam in at least 36 years, while students' verbal scores hit a 16-year high. Yes, yes,…

  • 6-Fags(flags) Great Adventure I think Chris's "Picture Extravaganza" blog's are long overdue. So, the pictures from the trip to 6-Flags last week shall suffice. And herrrrre weeee gooooo! The group pic Me with my infa…

  • How to Cowtip This was inspired by endless hours of "Simpsons" watching. I do not condone this type of reckless behavior. But if you do this, tell me cause it's friggen hilarious. First off, no...the cow will not die…

  • Career Paths I was watching Mr. Deeds last night w/ Adam Sandler. This thing is on Satellite, 24/7 or something. In the last scene they talk about career paths. How lots of people just start to settle as opposed to…

  • Letters You know what one of the best feelings in the world is....besides sex (I wouldn't know anything about this since I'm innocent ) or a good #2. Receiving mail. No.....not email. Cause email is just too easy. Em…

  • New record: 9 Powernaps on the porcelain-throne like whUt! Never knew I could vomit 3 colors in succession; Red, Clear and Brown, with the latter being the worst. Beer pong is a now no-no for Chris

  • Oh, Canada!Hoo-wee! It's aboot time those Canadians spoke up and showed a little gusto. Let's talk about you Canadians, our friends to the north. We like you guys, really. I mean, what's not to like? You're harmless. …

  • How come Winnie the Pooh and Donald Duck are naked from the waist down?? Now, if you looked at my site months ago, this was my header. Not that I'm against any forms of public nudity. It's just that as a …

  • Burger Joint Ronny McDonnie's(McDonalds) is also having a spot of trouble with its Windows NT system, as the following pictures show.The Drive By ConsoleLast Known Good Menu Error (cough) Would I like chips with that? H…

  • lovely Links compiled by yours truely during "work" hours anything else - in theaters september 19th rob, arnie, & dawn - bad news over happy music Paintball Pranksters Get Gunfire - pittsburgh is thu…

  • Terrorists and Why They Commit SuicideGotta wonder... Terrorism. Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide? Let's see now: No premarital sex.No booze.No bars.No television.No …

  • It's funny 'cause it looks just like him(50) A Bill does what a Bill does best When Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look…

  • The Quest Well, since it's summer time and people are shedding off those layers and layers of clothing (props to the women!), I thought I'd try and take those winter pounds off (and fall and summer and last year). So I…

  • Mannequins Recently, I've went to the mall. Yeah, yeah....I still love the mall. You notice how models in magazines are getting skinnier and showing more skin. Did you ever notice that mannequins are getting curvier,…

  • If I was a Superhero... From the header, you can tell that I will be watching re-runs of the X-Men cartoon today. I used to be a big friggen comic book nerd. (Actually, maybe I still am.) I still have about 500 comics …

  • The CellListen, you could either buy a Subaru WRX or this flash new cellphone from Vertu, an independently run subsidiary of Nokia. The cellphone is stacked with a wide variety of features including p…

  • Pow pow pow... splat! Gun plus Co2=$35 Mask and Camouflage = $5 Having a paintball land 3 inches away from your balls = PricelessAnother richocheted off my elbow >_< This was definitely a memorable paintb…

  • Heyhey! My name is Janelle. Chris isn’t here at the moment. (Something about being tied to the bedposts.?) So, I’ll be taking care of his xanga, while he’ll be taking care of my site. Heh. HEH. HEH. I just turned 1…

  • I wonder what it was like for somone outside the Eastcoast to see half their buddylist sign off with a blink of the eye...Someone drive me to Canada so I can kick one of their Canadian arses Still, blame Canada Anyone …

  • Hey poindexter I'm full of it, full of useless trivia. What do you know (off the top of your head)? you can list as many as you like, but don't cheat and copy and paste it from someplace else.The kid from Jerry McGuire:…

  • I think this family needs to visit a financial planner. After only having the new cars for a day, my brother decides to hook up the Maxima. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3039503879 http://cg…

  • I'm not a very happy camper this morning... In other news... Geezus Crikes! Thanks Xanga, for keeping me away for a good 24 hours! Now let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming. The following was writte…

  • Good for Oprah! I'm sure many of you girls(and hopefully not guys) watched the recent taping of The Oprah Winfrey show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he …

  • The Matrix (Halo Remix) MPEG-1 formatRun Time: 5:46 An amazing demonstration of patience and care - the opening scene of The Matrix has been refilmed in Halo. Truly impressive. Warning: QuickTime 5 and 6 for some re…

  • xanga "Zang Guh " If you're asian (or want to be) and have a lot of friends, THIS is the place for you! Here, you can write entries like "omg mai mom iz sooo gAy uugggh kk, g2g, bbyz" and recieve HUNDREDS o…

  • This has gone far enough. I have the most effed-up dreams in the world. Most of them are too NC-17 to post up in this blog. I don't know anyone who can remember as many dreams as I do. I woke up 2 times in the middle o…

  • Review of American Wedding The greatest trilogy ever? Yeah Now, before the hate Props starts flooding in, let me qualify my statement of greatest trilogy ever. What I'm talking about here is consistency: each …

  • Most humbling moment: "There's a really good one about flying backwards off a treadmill." Recalling My Dream cakalusa: so it was some classcakalusa: and omfg, my teacher was Mr. Ecakalusa: I was shitting my pantscakal…

  • OH GOD! SOMEONE BUY THIS FOR ME! Thanks Lisa for finding me a girfriend Much love to my Cindy, sweetheart! Attention "Movie Crew" and anyone in the Tri-State Area: Paintballing this Saturday, Saturday, Sat…

  • I've been chased down vigorously by a cloud Yes, sad to say, but I was. It was the most surreal thing I've ever seen. One city block down, I glance at the street with the ol' hand over the eyebrows. There, I see somethi…

  • WINAMP Cakalusa's MiniDisc Playlist 35 tracks in playlist, average track length: 4:20Estimated playlist length: 2 hours 44 minutes 42 seconds Playlist files: AK1200 - Drowning RemixAll American Reje…

  • Got Viagra stuck in my throat wa x bbi (5:18:55 PM): it feels good at the moment but after your done with the "forcing" it hurts (Discussing remedies for the neckpain's we're both experiencing, you sick farks)wa x bbi…

  • FUNNY SUPER A-OK PICTURE FOR THE MONTH OF AUGUST That Fucka is good Chase me around will yah? Peniliscus Euclyptic Marriage You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married …

  • Que sera sera... I told her she was bull-shitting, that not being tall enough was an excuse. I told her she was ashamed of being Asian. She said, "Well, you guys have small penises." I said, "You have pancake tits." …

  • I hafta lay off the Alch-... Man, like, Beatles was totally the best damn group their ever was or ever will be! Dude! They're lyrics were the most sensitive, most deep and totally meaningful , like, poetry. Ever. And it…

  • VtecGrl 012: hahahahaa well dont play games VtecGrl 012: just talk normal VtecGrl 012: tell her she's a whack job VtecGrl 012: and say have a nice day Thanks JuJu, I'll take that i…

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