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Creativity is what makes art one of those things that pleases the visual senses (not porn, buddy). Being an ex-major of graphic design, I came acro…
Question of the Day:
You woke up one day, and discovered you had gained superpowers, what would it be?
P.S. Don't forget kids, tonight is "extra hour of sleep" day. Huzzah!
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE ?
There are those who are dimwitted, and those that are lacking all but four brain cells. Here is a list that tops them all.
ONERecently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu …
Question of the Day:
Would you ever marry a spouse who is both more attractive and intelligent than you are?
Once you go Asian, you don't go Caucasian
Living in New York (particularly Long Island), you come in contact with varying races (Whites, Blacks, Browns, Yellows, and Greens(?)) whether you like it or not. I enjoy jokin…
Question of the day:
If you could write the script for the dream that you will experience tonight, describe what would it be like? Who, what, and where?
Time to break the hearts of Ashlee Simpson fans--she's a fake
If you're an avid SNL (Saturday Night Live) viewer, you most
likely caught the latest blunder. If you didn't, thank your lucky stars
someone Tivo'd it fo…
Question of the day:
For an all-expense paid trip to anywhere in the world for one week, would you kill a beautiful butterfly by ripping off all of its wings? What about stomping a cockroach?
I don't know how Alex Trebeck does it
In our television studio, there were four various proposals for each show. They ranged from "movie trivia" to something related to "The Gong Show." At the end of the meeting, the ma…
Toshiba 20” TV freaks out, sends distress signal
See what happens when your warranty runs out?. In this case, a 20” Toshiba owned by Chris van Rossman started sending out the international distress signal at 121.5Mhz on…
Claywars
The Minorities once again bring to the table a fresh new genre to
fit under their belts. Streamlined with Justin's experience with
claymation, he was able to bring forth an amazingly gritty and violent
war…
Oh boy, George Steinbrenner is gonna give it to them tomorrow morning.
The Ten Commandments of College
Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came a…
He said I was "sharp."
He was 24.
Riding a $75,000 salary.
Earning more than his parents.
I was on three-way.
"Come in for a talk," he said.
I was offered a spot.
But I declined.
For I smelled more fish than a …
Mess with your friend using an AOL Instant Messenger “bot”
Here’s a fun one, not really a hack, well, I suppose it could be used for all sorts of things, like blackmailing your friends and family, or at least embarra…
On this date of the 17th of October 2004, I hereby designate this post as a petition to bring back the original T.M.N.T. on TV.
The credit card shotgun: because evidently, we’ve run out of ways to kill each other
They’re billing it as “the ultimate self-defense weapon”: a credit card-sized double-barrelled shotgun that is just half an inch thi…
Behind the scenes in a TV production
Lights!
Cameras!
Action!
3 CCD's of camera clarity
Two words: The Matrix
I put up a rave of strobe light action with these light controls
Do you see what I see?
…
Cakalusa's Guide To Halloween Costumes
Okay boys and girls, it’s October! Most likely, if you haven’t found out exactly what your Halloween costume was going to be since November 5th of 2003, you still don’t know, and …
The “Holy mother of god!” Wacko Jacko Halloween mask
What
with Halloween being just around the corner, you’re obviously going to
want to go as the scariest thing imagineable. Like, so scary you start
crying when …
Fun Google hack with Sony Digital Cameras
Here’s a fun thing to play around with, if you’re bored at 3am. Most Sony digital cameras start saving photos with the following name “DSC00001.JPG” and a lot of people take t…
Cause you know, I have to be a conformist
eXpressive: 4/10Practical: 10/10Physical: 4/10Giver: 3/10
You are a RPIT--Reserved Practical Intellectual Taker. This makes you a Love Geek.Heh heh -- you love geek!…
Burnt iPod still runs
The
next time you’re iChilling at a bonfire with some friends and you’re
listening to your iPod, try strapping it on or something. Or, how about
this: stay away from large exposed flames when …
Your Trend Is My Trend
I'll be honest, there are certain things I'll admit to
having tried/bought due to my friends: Tamogotchi's, JNCO's (wide leg
pants), and who can forget brushing my teeth?! (no wait, scratch th…
If you had 24 hours to live, how would you spend it?
Judge Thee!
There I sat, in a room the size of your grammar school gym, fidgeting
and clenching my fists rhythmically. In front of you are 12 men and
women, dressed in the finest suits you've seen. You'd swear Calvi…
Wrangle Wrestle
Ricky, obviously buff, is able to lift Chris up with a single hand
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This was a film which sat in the Minority Dungeon of archives aka Justin's hard drive. So, with nothing else be…
Do's and Dont's of Filming
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Sure, anyone has the ability to pick up
a camcorder and start recording onto their tapes. But it takes even
more to make it viewable or remotely enjoyable. …
Autobots, roll out!
I thought the NaviStar CXT was bad enough, but it’s downright plain compared to the extreme modding done by the Japanese to their trucks. Transformers gone wild?
And speaking of cars... "I h…
The Easty Boys present: Wok 'n' Roll
This second track in their self-titled album, The Easty Boys bring together the unique sounds of using just their vocals--none of that synthesized beat nonsense. 100% original, and t…
DOES A LARGE CUP SIZE TURN YOU ON?
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INTERNET ROMANCE
Help this guy find a girlfriend, get a modded PS2
Not quite up there with the guy willing to buy an iPod for any girl…
Bling Kits for cellphones and more…
The Bling kit from Shop Intuition has everything you need to bling your cell phone, iPod, Sidekick, Blackberry, or whatevs. It includes glue setting tools, instructions and real Swa…
Play the PlayStation Portable… in my pants!
Forget the PSP, I'd much rather take the woman with me
In other women-related news, Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas
A&M University has invented a bra that…
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