I'm tired of all you Asians
Being an Asian, and disliking your own racial group (at times) is the best remedy for venting safely without the repercussions of having your arse beat by rights activists like the NBA (Natio…
Trying my hardest to be expelled from college
I receive many e-mails, both going to and from my professors
throughout the school semester. But one thing's for sure, it's either
very good news or bad news, which is m…
The most bizarre spam to date:
"The Ancient Secret of Life
'THE ANTIDOTE' http://www.supcrocs.us/biomiracle/sash/Kills
ALL known deadly Viruses & Bacteria in the body that keep diseases,
namely: Influenza, SA…
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
I can bust out an essay-lenghted post for Xanga on the whim, but I don't have the motivation to b.s. (don't lie, you've done it too) an admissions essay for colleges. Somethin…
Listen to me, or I'll bite your heads off
I'm not sure if you're aware of this
commercial, but it's been on for quite some time. It features
the Goldfish snacks, which are the most innocent looking edibles, next
to…
What should you be thankful for?
I'm thankful for the laptop I'm able to use and post whatever (thanks America!) I'm
typing at this moment. 75% of the world can't afford a turkey this holiday. I'm
thankful, for I'…
Chaos In the Three Companies I'd
be lying if I said I love food shopping. But I'm a compulsive liar, and
I abhor the words, “Chris, time to go shop for food!" muttered by my
mom in her stern voice.…
Time to put some order in this place.
I demand you all to click this link and complete the Blockbuster offer--then quickly cancel--this instant! Or I'll threaten you all by not updating...
Okay, I'm…
It's $18,000 well spent--for sleeping and doodling at your hearts content.
I'm speaking on behalf of my experience
at college. Mass Media? Good power nap. Journalism? Doze a few minutes.
Script writing? Aftern…
Livestrong--the new trend which shouldn't be
Just like those yellow ribbons,
these wristbands created by Lance Armstrong, are taking off like hotcakes. What
is supposed to be for cancer support, people are using for…
You may never see anything like this in pro sports again.
In what is probably the most unreal event I have ever witnessed on any field of play (excluding WWE of course), the
Detroit Piston fans brutally attacke…
Jack Daniel’s Night Out
Guns
hoisted and men yelling, “freeze, mother*ucker!” Surrounded by men in
uniform, Jack is wrestled down struggling, but there is too much
resistance, especially for someone of Jack’s …
Xanga Investigation: The Yellow Ribbons Conspiracy
It's almost impossible
to drive down a busy street without spotting one these. If you're from
New York, you'll see even more. As American men and women continue to
…
And Now, Something Personal (special requests)
I must've upset the underwear gods somehow. This is the third pair of
boxers I've ripped this month. The morbid sounds of the boxers
screaming, "crick! snap" and ec…
Xanga Bucks
How ingenious is that idea? I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to have
"Xanga Bucks"? If kids are already parading around Xanga asking for
"random props" much like a homeless person asks for spare ch…
Shower Time
The last time you checked a friend's away message on AIM, it may
have read "showering" or "taking a bath." Whether you're a boy or girl,
you've probably wondered what the process of the opposite sex
tak…
Featured Bomb
So what's the plan? We're going to bomb some poor defenseless
Xangan with eprops galore.
That's right folks, my insomnia has gotten the best of me--I'm going
insane. Lets make someone feel special …
PRETTY GIRLS DON’T RIDE THE SUBWAY
They’re not sure whether it was an inside job or the work of some hacker who experienced a little rejection while
riding the rails, but somebody hacked into the New York subway co…
Phucking Personal Pet Peeves (list #3 of 45)
Nobody's perfect, and I'll be the first to admit it. I've gone
through alot of things that have changed me, and you could say the
same. As much as I love life, there are al…
The Flu Is Here!and one sure way to lower the risk of getting sick is to
Stop The Handshake! Turn to The Fist Bump!Help us make it the official way we greet each other.
Are you ready and is America ready?
…
Gold-plated, and diamond encrusted camera for you! Bling-Bling!
The
other day I was kicking it with Lil Jon and since he knows I like
gadgets, he asked me, “Why ain't none yaw made a hizzy-dizzy
digi-camizz…
The Bawstunn Visit
Don't you worry, I'm not a fan of Boston nor will I ever be. It's
New York for life at this point. The past weekend, I took a roadtrip with
Ricky's sister up to visit Boston (for my 9th time(?)). …
ROCKET PUNCH!!!!!!!!
Yeah right, as if you didn’t already know the Japanese are totally insane.
Eat in peace: cellphone-free zones popping up at restaurants
Due
to customer complaints, The Vineyard…
Leave Elmer's Alone
My cousin's dad who works in a factory and they have an employee who used to work in an envelope factory. They told him that when the machine jams up, they use whatever water is handy to thin out the…
To be on my Combo#4 (with rice) protected list...
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and do 4 somersaults, spin exactly 452 degrees, walk backwards 3 yards, crouch, tap your head while rubbing your stomach, then recite all past Chin…
Uncensored for your viewing pleasure
The deed's been done. I have befouled the virgin eyes of an adolescent. For her 16th bday, Joanna has seen what legions of women have tried to see, but never came close. I'm talking …
This pretty much sums up our nation
List in descending Avg. IQ by State, and who that state voted for:
State
Avg. IQ
2004
1
Connecticut
113
Kerry
2
Massachusetts
111
Kerry
3
New Jers…
Well, at least all the smart states voted for KerryOsama said he'd terrorize all the states that voted for Bush. Thank goodness New York is a democratic state; New Jersey too (we need to keep a safe radius from WMD).Anyb…
::places bottle of whiskey down::"VOTE OR DIE"Probably more stupid than P. Diddy attempting the NYC marathon (btw, he didn't finish). Those three words muttered by the hip-hop mogul himself (who also likes to take credit…
Question of the day (last one, because I know you're sick of these):
How would you react if you had a long lost sibling? What if s/he was attractive (eww, incest!)?
"Wait, don't I know you from somewhere?"
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