Live from Hong Kong
You're reading this--obviously I'm alive in Hong Kong--no Sars here. I should count my blessing because I saw the news on CNN, and the tsunami's occurring all over here in Southern Asia, which is jus…
So I'll be spending Christmas 10,000 metres above sea level.
Maybe there's a chance I'll miss you guys. Pfft! Who am I kidding?Oh, I hope the captain says something witty like "Good morning, this is your captain speaki…
What is the lamest gift you have given due to last minute, lack of planning?As
for me, it would be an outdated chemistry book. It's the thought that
counts, right? Wow, they only had 72 elements back then?
Precise…
One bulb goes out, and the rest go out too?
As usual, Christmas lights are usually
decorating houses a week after Thanksgiving. Some are so extravagant
that one would mistake them for a gingerbread house. Our h…
Random thoughts and blurbs
I had the most nerd-like dream where I failed a math test. Come to
think of it, that's not much of a dream considering it can easily
happen in reality. Math is not my forte despite my As…
Females--you love em' or you suffer.I love my women, and not in the typical masculine "sex-only" way. Their cute smiles, long flowing hair, curvacious figure ::salivates::, t-t-their...okay, I'll stop here. But they've h…
Guilty pleasures of an Asian
If you want me to follow your every order and do your biddings,
here's your chance to find out how. Strawberry cheesecake. I just
realized this weakness of mine after a taste of reality …
Can you claim that you've known a school friend for over a decade?
Lynna, the friend I've known for the longest (since 2nd grade), has
been quite a friend over the years. We've endure much together since
the day we…
Ten Reasons why Santa shouldn't be your role model.
Screw what you've heard, Jolly ol' St. Nick is a sham. Thanks to
commercialism and corporate America, you've been duped once again my
naive friends. How many frigg…
Chef and the City: Season 2
After numerous last-minute cancellations and much rescheduling, Steph
aka Chef and I needed to hang out for a day. It was long overdo. Filled
with lots of laughs, and blistering cold …
Verb For Shoe? How about an adjective: Hype
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Ned Flanders purchases
the "Assassins"? These will remind you of them. This holiday season
you’ve finally got a gift to give…
Bait and switch--not a new event for the Fishing Channel.
So apparently, I'm not alone. A visit to resellerratings.com,
and I was greeted with even more harsh reviews concerning AMPHOTO. It seems like
this store…
I must be a magnet for racist remarks. In a span of one week, I've come in contact with 3 racist situations. The latest was most appalling. Here's how it went down:I had to return my camera (a second time. What kind of s…
Giants quarterback Eli Manning has demanded a trade to the San Diego Chargers.
The demand was issued through his agent, Tom Condon, who said that
Manning would rather play for a contender than a team in disarray like
…
Live footage from Fallujah--uncensored
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Nokia Spyphone for only $1800
Unless you’re incredible paranoid, trying to protect your assets from a two-timing bitch-err, wife, or you are …
The Surprise Birthday Limo-O-Rama-Rama
You haven't had a birthday party until you've
celebrated one in a limo filled with friends, music, and alcohol.
Thanks to the Gulati parents, that was made possible for my frie…
Xbox 2 and PlayStation 3 screenshots? Start drooling now
There
are no details about which specific consoles or games they’re from, or
whether or not they’re cutaway scenes or actual gameplay, but Games
Radar has …
So I've settled for the big Black one with sexy curvesI
saw it coming. He saw it coming. You thought I'd go for the Sony. Oh
how wrong you were, how wrong you were. When our eyes caught, the
Leica™ lens and I were i…
My threshold for pain can only carry me so far. I'm afraid that by the
time I'm done with this post-op recovery, my resistance for pain will
be ungodly. So start offering me sacrificial goods, before I go amok on
you.…
More codeine, please
Greetings
Xangaland. I'm writing this post to inform you that I'm (1) alive or
(2) writing from beneath the grave. Hopefully the former. It's amazing
I'm still up and conscious enough to type t…
R.I.P. Tail
It's been ever so long since we've been together. You've been behind me
all this time, and all of a sudden, our friendship ended with a swift
cut--just like that. We both experienced so much together…
Stuck in a love triangle, so you decide for me
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Ho Ho Choke
Now that Thanksgiving is over, Christmas is now in full swing. The
lights are beginning to show up around the neighborhood, a…
The 1,420 calorie burger--mmm mmm good!
Hardee’s serves up 1,420-calorie burger. This
fast-food giant skips the diet craze, and decides to concoct a
fat-filled sandwich. Would you eat this?
The
"Mon…
I don't think I'll be here to wish you this, so I'll do it now:
Merry Ecks-Mass
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