She, she screams in silenceA sullen riot penetrating through her mindWaiting for a sign to smash the silence with the brick of self controlAre you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you ?Are you feeling l…
Photoshop Art
Quite the bored one I am. Sitting here in this chair can make both the arms and ass numb. Relieve that pain? No way. I'll sit here and draw goddamnit. Damn straight I will. Anyone out there want something …
T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.
A business man got on an elevator in a tall building.
When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and re…
Ramen Rumble
Picture this: You're in your dorm, it's 2 a.m. and your stomach is barking more than your mom ::rimshot:: What do you do? What doooo you dooo? You get your lazy ass down to the kitchen and you cook yourself…
New Movie - OKAY! This is going to the last one for a while.
Corny Toy Story: Episode II
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New W I D E S C R E E N Version
Using new Cakalusa Technologies™ and major experimenting, I have bee…
Okay, what was with that dismal performance last night? Did the comment-faerie bite you all in the arse? Gimmie some feedback hurr' ! And now, on with the show.
Stop with the New Movies already!
Milkshake Shaked…
New Movie
Bumhunters: Attack of the Minorities
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Synopsis: Have you been feeling terrible and ashamed of yourself lately? Thinking about overdosing on Nyquil early tonight? Don't despair, there's alot more…
New Movie
Monopoly Mayhem
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Synopsis: Relive the adventure, as The Disgruntled Lone Asian is duped into trickery. With Monopoly as the game of fortune, find out how The Evil Cricketeers create a diabolical…
Movie week
To indemnify the lack of movie updates, I've decided to give you all a treat. I've bought you all a can of dog food -- you deserve it! Well, most of you at least (silence you!). I kid you.
So, to make it up …
I could be a real ass, and do something extreme. Time will tell.
New Xanga Ads
I have a new girlfriend
So, you've all been wondering, "Does Chris have a girl?" Of course I do! Her name's, Greenah. Enjoys long walks on the beach, plays ping-pong, dislikes hands, and peopl…
E-Cartoon
Cakalusa: I think I should start a new e-cartoonCentaurus17: do itCakalusa: I dunno, should it be comical? or action?Centaurus17: comicalCakalusa: hmmCakalusa: I made a concept characterCakalusa: he's an Asian…
Confused Blasian
You think you have it all. People think you have a popular Xanga, but it isn't what it's all cracked up to be. There's certainly alot of headaches that come along with it. Sure, you get some interesting…
The English Language The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other poss…
My Game of Life
I've found a new job as an actor. A starting salary of around $60,000, minus the $15,000 in taxes.
I won a huge cash prize last night in a drawing.
A friend was nominated for the Nobel Prize.
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Love stinks, Arrid works!
I hate Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is that day when you are expected to do something "special" for the "one" you love. The emotional demons in me starts thinking, "Nobody in your life shou…
Cranium Crunch
Screw pool; we have a new game in town. It's called "Cranium." Go to your local toy store and buy it. Key highlights of last nights game:
Mixing up Louis Armstrong and Neil Armstrong.
Having a Val…
It's the end of the world as we know it
Words cannot express what this could mean and will, if true, threaten the majority of IT businesses around the world.Apparently, an unknown percentage of both the Windows 2000(X…
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(Damn, and that's the only time …
CET Cribs Presents - Chris'Laugh Box
Thanks to a few people, their inspiration has lead me to starting a new endeavor; interviewing. Much thanks goes to Luke, where he had interviewed me about two months ago. I though…
If you feel that you're not going to read below this, just go and leave your two props. I don't need any "fake readers."
The Realest Chigga
::ahem:: Please excuse the previous entry, it was a spur of the moment typ…
This is dedicated to the children - There ain't no ha-ha's here, sonYou don't want me, I just want you more, I buy you things, you throw 'em at me, It's sick, but who could ever predict,We'd be doin' the same shit,We do …
>New< Phone Blog
"Random Jibbah Jabba"Click here to downloadFile size: 1mb (as usual)
Topics covered:
College
Pot smoke
Food
Black People (Don't worry, nothing too terrible)
*If you're easi…
Janet's at it again
I think I'll pick one of these up for my neighbor.
Since I'm not in the mood the type anything out, I'll just post the highlights of my day:
After half a year, I'm finally in a class with a…
Diary of an AOL user
July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd better hold onto it incase they don't ever send me anther…
Xanga: The Cakalusa Revolution
Tired of the old mumbo-jumbo? Are you too lazy to read, and just give props? Well, this will serve as a new medium for me to blog, and help you lazy oafs. It's a nice change of pace. I hop…
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I'm sorry, the above was an "accident." This was unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional. It was not my intention that it go as far as it did. I apologize to anyone offended -- including the a…
New Movie
No, this isn't a false alarm. It's true, a new movie brought to you by the Minorities Lite has been finally released. I know, I know, it's been a long hiatus. This following film brings together great sports a…
What a Sunday
Good football action - Check
Sub par $2million commercials - Check
Watching two Patriots collide due to a ducking Panther - Check
Hurdling player - Check
Customary streaker - Check…
New Movie Finally?
Naw, I'm still waiting for Ricky to give me the "go" before I start posting movies again. (Yay...I can start again!) Sorry for the hiatus. But to keep you people happy, here's a sample from our latest…
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