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  • Pictures of stillAdick? You know it. It's my duty, to serve your booty. Think I'm joking? Look at where the url's are from ; -) Stilladick on the right "My, what big ears you have, grandma!" So the …
  • Click here to downloadFile size: 1mb Synopsis: Experimenting and fooling around with sounds are now becoming a habit. After creating "Sounds of Life," I couldn't stop there. Here's my latest composition of music and s…
  • The End Due to the illegality of the following video, I will take this off the server within five hours. Download it, view it, and delete the video afterwards. Do it now. Click here to downloadFile size: 1mb …
  • Is losing $900 a normal part of birthdays? It was a memorable birthday to say the least. But that doesn't mean it went well either. I found out that I lost $861. I won't tell you why, but it sucks royal buttocks just t…
  • I wanna be six A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again", she replied.On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then to…
  • Kill Steal There are times when the unknowing eye passes something that is of great importance. Take for example, school. You see the notes being written on the board, you see your fellow peers frantically writing what…
  • So I finally got the new Porsche Many of you already saw it on AIM Really Ebay
  • MTV-See Has anyone out there seen the new Jay-Z video "Dirt off your shoulder"? If you have, what scene stands out the most for you? If you said, "That cool infrared and night vision scene" then congratulations, you an…
  • Answer this Holy kung pao! Answering a plethora of questions wear one's hands out faster than O.J. Simpson taking off a glove. When I first saw the abundant amount of questions, I muttered to myself, "Holy fu**, what ha…
  • Oh ,Fun Day Next week is someone's birthday. ::cough:: Coincidentally, my premium subscription expires the following week. Anyone feeling generous lately? HEY, THESE BLOGS DON'T WRITE THEMSELVES! Q&A Since …
  • Being the fellow tyrant I am, after noticing Niko's entry had mentioned "Kidz Bop," I mistakingly was led to do an in-depth investigation about said product. Boy was I in for a treat. But my malevolence will hopefully …
  • I Know Karate Click here to downloadFile Size: 700kb Ass Pants You know that fads are not my liking; I'm sure many of you know that by now. The one fad I still can't stop griping about are those "faded" pants…
  • And the streak continues with the late night postings... Click here to downloadFile size: 5mb Synopsis: In a world where nothing is safe, you can never turn your back for a split second. Relive the "Deadening" mo…
  • Perfect Blackmail Click here to downloadFile size: 1mb Feel like blackmailing me? Here's your only chance. No wait, scratch that. This is just one of the thousands of opportunities that are present. Unrelated t…
  • 5:11am 13 hours of non-stop movie editing; still not done. -Captain Procrastination Update @ 2:30pm : The professor couldn't stop praising the film. "It just kept making me laugh. There was certainly alot …
  • Mario Dream Click here to downloadFile Size: 7mb Synopsis: Created for a planet gamecube contest, Mike and Justin both worked tediously on the special effects in this film to bring forth a visually stunning movie fe…
  • PWN'D pwnd - verb Tense of pwn. An internet chat language variety/version of the word "owned", used in the sence of beating/defeating/outclassing someone. Usually used in games such as Counter-strike or …
  • Click here to downloadFile size: 5mb Synopsis: Can NYIT possibly be the most entertaining college in the nation? You be the judge. It's frighteningly true... Your name of Chris gives you a very happy-go-luck…
  • Back by popular demand, I think it's that time again, time for: -+>MOVIE WEEK<+- Time to start off with a bang 10/10 Stars Click here to downloadFilze size: 7mb Synopsis: This leaked beta version of …
  • Happy EasterGood luck to my Italian readers out there, I know how much food you're going to endure "Hey, aren't I from that video game "Gradius"?" My take on Easter - The other controversial meat Easter Sund…
  • You stupid P.O.S. ... On a lighter note... N-Gage 2 (another disaster) The new phone is apparently smaller than the original N-Gage and slightly larger than the Nokia 3300. Alot of the gripes that users foun…
  • Just STFU! Pop artist Andy Warhol once said, "Everyone has 15 minutes of fame," whether it was good or bad. William Hung, the epitome of Asian stereotypes. Talk about milking your "15 minutes of fame." He's what most …
  • . . . and it's all mine, bishes! Specifications Display: 15.4" Widescreen TFT LCD WXGA (1280 x 800 max. resolution) Operating System: Microsoft® Windows® XP Pro Edition CPU: Mobile AMD Athlon™ XP-…
  • 12 Things About You ==================== 1. Someone in this world loves you, in some way. 2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you …
  • Guts Go check out Chuck Palahniuk's controversial short story "Guts." It's in the March issue of Playboy magazine seen below. Swallow all pride and/or embarassment you'd have about buying Playboy and get to your …
  • Employment characteristics of Chris Because Chris is so damn successful Chris - Born: 26 April 1985 Gender: Male Ki System Natal Year number: 6 With a strong sense of responsibility for h…
  • Daylight what ? Holy crikey, it's 7pm (the time I'm writing this) and there's still light out? Oh how I adore daylight savings time. I get so giddy on this day for a number of reasons; primarily because there's more li…
  • Holy Crappa-Hack Well fug me and shiver me timbers. An april fools joke gone awry. For those of you who took my "leaving Xanga" joke seriously, shame on you. Why on earth would Chris leave a $50 premium subscription? S…
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