Lost its head
Enjoying my fire. If you were somewhat cool, you'd know where I was.
Not Condoning actions, just an opinionFrom old Air Force Security Service veterans:I am not condoning what happened to the Iraqi prisoners, however, I think it is vitally important that in my head I have these matters in…
Script-A-Licious
The Takeout: Flame of the Curry Noodles
Written by: Chris Lau
(still under works)
Produced by: The Minorities
Directors: The LauVarski Bros.
Screenplay: Chris Lau
Editing: Ricky, Justin, and…
Webcam Survivor: Season 3
Due to the lack of creativity fabric being sewn illegaly by Asians in my brain, I've resorted to using this short escape while my brain can fully function under this unbearable heat-- mostly …
That time of year has come.
It returns...
tomorrow
Rated - R - And we're serious about it
This movie receives a "Cakalusa Seal of Approval"
Click here to downloadFile Size: 15mbRunning Time: 11 minutes
Synopsis: Do you smell that? Of course you can't, your…
New Movie
Super Starts
Click here to downloadFile size: 40mb (It's worth the download)Running Time: 10minutes
Synopsis: An unlikely encounter of superpowers pits six friends against each other who fight to the death…
I wish...
...Xanga didn't lose my previously typed post.
...there was no such thing as unrequited love.
...I had friends that I could befriend, that live less than 50 miles away.
...PMS wasn't created, but was a feat…
Nobel Prize Winner
Ladies and gentlemen, we live in a new era where things are constantly changing, technology is flourishing, and intelligence has grown beyond our imagination. But still, we’re not perfect: War, terror…
Who da man?
I defeated two Black kids in basketball. I feel like God. That's like a Helen Keller beating an Asian on a timed math test; it's humanly impossible.
Now that I got out of the way, I beat two Bla--...oops!…
Chinatown Nightlife
Homosexual Baseball Photos
"Y.M.C.- ... oh wait, nevermind."
Stealing bases also meant sneaking in a feel of a butt
Hood Hop Bashing
cakalusa: errrb…
Overthrown
The fun doesn't stop when you're sitting at the Lau dining table. As I was enjoying various barbecued meats from the previous night, my mom brought up the story of how the plant I was sitting adjacent to had…
Freaking Games
>Cakalusa Stamp of Approval for frustation within ten minutes<"...the game is harder than Michael Jackson's penis in a playground."
Video games are meant to be stress-relievers, and a source …
Still Cuddly?
I've noticed lately that alot of my blogs have been quite grotesque. I know, I should cease and let it cool down. Oh well! Too bad. The following (first two) pictures are of a guy who works for the US For…
Addicted
I think I've found myself some digital crack. My last 15 hours were spent playing this game non-stop. This is the new Diablo II, Everquest, FF10, or whatever you want to call it.. The game is very much like Gra…
Meow Meow Meow
If you thought my previous movie "Goldfish" had a bit too much animal "cruelty," just take a look at this video.
Still not budging? Here are some testimonies:
Gia: omgGia: that's soooGia: yuck!Gia: …
Hot Dang
The humidity gods are certainly pushing me to the limits beyond human nature. I distinctly recall a few weeks ago where I was shivering under my blanket, or there lack of whilst sleeping. Yesterday marked the u…
Totally Random Photoblog
New weapons for the arsenal
The Evil Empire's Flag
New Hyde Park crew taking over NYIT
"Holy crap! Asians are shorter than African Americans?"
T-P my noggin'
Class is in sessio…
Tappa Tappa Tappa
For some odd reason, I feel that being able to tap dance on someone who annoys you should be made legal. Just think about it for a second.. You're fresh out of your 9-5 job at "Mimi's Dry and Clean" an…
All Mixed Up
Mom jokingly said(coincidentally on mothers day) there was a slight chance she took the wrong baby home from the hospital when I was born. I'm not sure whether I should believe her or not, for she likes to…
Never before, have I experienced so much pain and suffering from a $6 bowl of "ice cream." Why the quotations? Because Cold stone ice-cream is perhaps the most filling ice-cream on the face of the earth. In fact, one b…
IN THE WORKS
Coming soon to a media player near you...
Name Game
Chorus X2Shameka, Kiesha, Tara (freek-a-leek) Shawna, Sabrina, Crystal Derhonda (freek-a-leek) Lisa, Falicia, Tonesha, Shavon (freek-a-leek)Mon…
New Phone Blog
Seven days in the making
Five hours to edit
One simple outcome
"What a girl wants"
Click here to download
Running time: 12minutes
Random Pics/Comics
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William Hung's Cell Number
America's favorite Asian's phone number is now in both mine and your possession. Just dial 818 633 9638
Me: Hey, Will?William: Herro?Me: Yeah, about your CD...err::pause for three sec…
Bunka Drunk
[written @ 5:35am]
hahha, you you e peop,are so fyrealking redtearded! wtf is that shit you rbugn up!?
LOL
i'ms so drubnk now!
ytaeha, y6ou got it all udner conteorl. sutpid tommy and SHIS garbarge…
ALL FOR LOVE (2004)A romantic British comedy written by Chris Lau
Starring:
Winona Ryder
Chris Lau
Tom Hanks
::FADE IN FLOWER SHOP::
Winona Ryder and Chris are selling flowers.
Winona Ryder: You know…
Hillary Duff, the Nazi
I'll be the first to admit, her songs are okay to listen to when you're alone in the car, out in the desert, away from civilization. But what irks me is the striking surprise I discovered whilst o…
Why I hate Xanga Sites
Changing a person’s cursor in a webpage is just like putting white text on a light gray background or playing music over and over again without a stop button. It is something any good designer doe…
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