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Dear Tide, July 30, 2004 I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I have used it since the beginning of my life, when …
Since I will be embarking in a live-fire zone trying to "matrix" my body around with bullets whizzing past, around, under, and all over me tomorrow, I will leave you words of wisdom--just incase I don't return. ::knocks …
Lion King Stolen? (from: http://www.kimbawlion.com/rant2.htm) (I'll admit that this is a long essay. But I think there's a lot of evidence to talk about. If you only read one thing on this page, however, may …
TWELVE PRIESTS were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a…
Godly Jokes of the day A middle-aged woman decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. B…
Only because there's a knife to my neck. . . Men are like ............Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are lik…
Free Ipod? NOWAY!And you didn't believe me--pffft! P.S. I am now more nowl knowlicvkable knowledgabe informed that 40's are not a part of a tire. @_@ Chris likes to learn the hard way.6am posting--HURRAH!
Bush's Balls The presidential election this year isn't going to be determined by the electoral college, nor the popular vote-we're not going through that again-it's going to be determined by a game of pigskin footb…
So everybody, what's your homepage set on? How long have you had it for? and why? I have mine on good ol' Yahoo!
Time to use your brain again Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.3…
The Train IncidentThe train was very crowded, so a soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged French lady and was being…
What the fag? Another one bites the dust. Feel the wrath of being humiliated in front of 700 visitors.(conversation was recorded 6/23, when I had Joanna's pic up)im dawsons creek (1:49:50 AM): ur hotcakalusa (1:50:03 AM…
Free EverQuest Sony has a free download of EverQuest Trilogy (aka EverCrack) and a 30 day free subscription. Random Photos of the Day POW! And that is how he got balls in his mouth--just like that! Cry ba…
Pr0n Tron I swear it wasn't me I wonder how much this would fetch on Ebay... Perhaps it's time to institute training wheels within the Tour de France? My future wife: 5'6, 67lbs, and a whole lotta lovin. …
Belated Fireworks - Pics and a movie A small clip (4mb) from a ten minute film -- I decided to spare you 9 minutes of yawning and cut to the chase.
Make it a Blackbuster night - And a dash of political incorrectness If it were up to me, videos would be obsolete, DVD's would be abolished, and those hefty LD's (circa 92') probably would be burned in an inferno. But …
Who That?My mind is rambling a mile a minute again, and I'm not sure if it's even diagnosable by Dr. Phil himself. Perhaps its best you leave now before it's too late. Shoo! Quickly! Okay, don't say I didn't tell you so.…
Perhaps New York should take the following into consideration You probably have heard of Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Arizona:* He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.* He stopped smoking…
Random Linkage Oooh! Look who's on the news! People never cease to amaze me. The Top Ten most addicting games. Now We're Talking!Finally, the camera / phone is becoming more than just a nove…
Fashions that don't ... jive Many of your parents or relatives at one point or another have embarrassed us all with their unfashionable ensembles. Prehistoric you might even say; sometimes they try too hard. The elder a…
Anal GlaucomaA woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well."What's the matter?" he asks."I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice."What the hel…
Isiah playing the waiting game The whole time and with each passing day, this Kobe situation was impossible to me. After reading this article on ESPN.com, I was really tied up about him actually coming to the Knicks. We…
Average Schmoe Posting at the wee hours of the middle of the night not only causes baggage under the eyes but ramble on about the most promiscuous of things. Take me for example. The summer is here, and waking up earlie…
Savoring simplicity Anyone with a lick of fashion sense knows the secret to style is found in knowing how to accessorize. Yet being properly accessorized is anything but cheap. Us men have it easy when it comes to access…
Le Yaght - Part Dioux I say, is that a penis in the background? You really don't want to know what's coming out of his pant.. Look who it issss! Tourists: Waving "hi" to a bridge is customary here in the U…
Free G-mail That's right! Congratulations to this year's Webcam Survivor, Kevin. With his humorous artistic piece featuring a dog and penguin, he amused the hearts of many to take this year's crown. So, Kevin, expect yo…
pictures courtesy of JengajamSaddam:I'm bored! Saddam:I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors! This Guy:Can I Play? Saddam:NO!!!! Saddam:Will I choose Rock? Saddam:Paper? Saddam:Or Scissors…
Count Babblelot Tap-tap-tap...I think my 90/90 vision has artificially skyrocketed to six figures. Typing in the middle of the night with only the glowing of your laptop leaves an eerie aura that surrounds you. You c…
Webcam Finale Challenge - Better than "Friends"! Well here you have it folks, the show-all to end all. The "big one", the "last part", the close, conclusion, end, ending, finish, last, termination, wind-up, wrap-up, b…