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  • Halloween, Akihabara-style For action, punch the 2 or 5 key! No matter how hard we try, we’re never going to totally understand how they do things over in Japan, but what we do know for sure is that we really ho…
  • Xanga Matchmaker Final Results - Win a date with Gia! Match Catch of the Month Who do you think deserves to win this month? Jenna (13) 6.53% Shaun (20) 10.05% Joyce (11) …
  • Xanga Matchmaker - Audition session one You silly people, there's no reason to feel embarassed over something so miniscule! I mean, all you are doing is exposing yourself to 1,200 people--that's it! The turnout was how …
  • Xanga Matchmaker ♥Doyou recall those High school days where the jocks got all the hotties,the "troublemakers" somehow managed to score with the hotties, and thatfat kid in the back of chemistry somehow managed t…
  • Hey, motherf*cker.So that Spanish guy said "hey puta" and you just smiled back, huh? Oh how ignorant you were. Cussing seems to be a norm in today's society. It's no wonder why kids "grow" up so fast these days--blame…
  • Beware, Lock your car doors! Yesterday, I was robbed at a traffic light! A young woman proposes to wash your car windows while you wait at the red light while another one takes advantage of the distraction to open the b…
  • Strip Clubdate (yeah, I'm witty like that) Oh, what a night. So you all wanted pics, correct? Well, I'm quite hesitant really--due to the overwhelming underage viewers I have on this site. Plus, I think my teacher…
  • Dinner>Bar>Strip Club> First time bachelor party--pray that I get home with all my clothes and only half inebriated I've got that song "Mr. Sandman" stuck in my head.
  • The Sims 2 have taken over my life I cannot go without saying that this is the game of 2004. I've spent a grand total of 20 hours out of 48, playing with this "drug." I'm serious when I say they should label this wi…
  • I'll be blunt, my wife is having a baby and I got a new job within the past 4 hours. I'll conjure a blog as quickly as possible. It's sad that a family has taken over my life--a digital family at that; Sims 2 to be …
  • Forget Ipods. Get your Free Assault Rifles, right here! Signup > Delivery Info. > Referrals > Complete Offer Existing Members Login Choose…
  • Jam Master Jay must be turning in his grave right now ::cracks knuckles:: Time for another hearty rant on the hip-hop community, and believe me, I'm not alone when I bring up some of my observations. The first song …
  • Now, the burning question at hand: All the virgins in the house, gimmie a hell yeah! Hell yeah! If you've been fondled by a priest, you don't count
  • New Movie Stalk'r Us Venturing off to a more "artsy fartsy" path, this latest video is a hybrid movie--featuring both a vague storyline and a tour of the heart of Manhattan. As two characters come to meet unexpe…
  • Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they hav…
  • School is cool, just like Scooby Doo As of now, my schedule here in college is uber-good, and proving to be an easy 3.90GPA+. My schedule is as follows:Mon: Free!Tues: Communication Princ.- My teacher on the first…
  • Totally random photos, brought to you by the AP Kiss my feet! Now that's just low (no pun intended) Armpit? or Arse? Decisions, decisions... Please refrain from kicking the wrong ball at all times. Thank you…
  • Time to play America's favorite game: Guess that password! Being the cunning Xangans you are, I'm giving you all (limit one per customer) the chance to guess my password. The answer that comes closest wins! If it…
  • Decomposition: What Happens to the Body After Death? Death and decay are, without question, sensitive topics. Yet without decomposition, we'd be left with even bigger issues to deal with. They're part and parcel of the n…
  • Now that I got my ipod, I think I'll do this to my ipod, only change the logo: Now if I could find a way to turn the click wheel into a spinner click wheel, my e-thug dreams will be complete. I'll have my ipod…
  • Fridays In Hell. You've been working/schooling all week. And what's your reward? A friday you look forward to which ends all misery temporarily for that week. But what …
  • PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS As you all know by now, in Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may …
  • NYIT--the next best thing to MIT The day of reckoning is upon me and many other college students. That one dreadful day is less than 8 hours away--the start of college: SEASON 2. Geezus, you'd think I'd be happy t…
  • Mysteries of the BraA man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind …
  • Hella Random Photos Perfect for that new swing set she's always wanted Eddie always has that face of surprise when I take his photo--you too, May! And Ricky? He seems to be seeing something! Gambli…
  • Quickly! List three things that describe me.
  • Artsy Fartsy Hour with Chris I call this following peice, "Le Duquette." You can clearly see the pain in the character's eyes, and is green with envy, spewing his hatred out. He is overshadowed by the omnipresence o…
  • US Open 2004. Just for the record, I don't enjoy tennis (Okay tennis freaks, point that shotgun the other way now). I'm the type of person who doesn't like watching a sport, but will play it because it's not as bad of a…
  • How To Be A P i m p What's a crackin' cap’n? Cakalusa is straight up serving "How to be a Pimp". This is real deal Holyfield pimp-in. I’ll spit game on how to keep your pimp hand strong and your White girls (don't ta…
  • Go Commie Media! If you thought those Chinese cop movies you saw were over-exaggerated, take a look at some REAL police action. Chinese Cop Kills Kidnapper [chinese]. Old school gangsta style. The guy fell …

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