Asia Trip: Bonus Coverage!
How to be a pimp starting at the wee age of five in 5 easy steps
If there was one thing I learned while
visiting Guangzhou, it'd be the fact that these Chinese kids grow up to
p…
Asia Journey : Enter the Southsieeede!
Part 6 of 6
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I’m in the southern part of China
now which borders Hong Kong. The place is much more dispersed, and more polluted in my
opinion. I though…
Hong Kong Trip: Just Califonia Dreaming
Part 5 of 6
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Jesse and I arrived back in Hong Kong via Air China. The following night we
hung out with the California girls from the Beijing trip. I called my
"si…
China Trip: Going-going, back-back, to China-China (actually, its my first time)
Part 4 of 6
Warning: Not 56k friendly
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And I was fff to embark in Beijing,
where I met some interes…
Hong Kong Trip: A Porche Boxter destroyed, being drunk, and all I get was a mango dessert.
Part 3 of 6
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12am-5pm
Somebody call a doctor, my legs are jell-o. I must've walked
a mara…
Hong Kong: Buddha's delight with lots of alcohol
PART 2 of 6
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I love my "uncle" Ben (no relation to rice). He
happens to own a sushi bar in the heart of HK, and by god, did he treat us…
The Super-long Hong Kong vacation recap: Extended Edition (Longer than LOTR!)You've been waiting ever-so eagerly for this, and I'll tell you that this is going to be a mini-series stretching a week over Xanga. Perhaps yo…
Oh brother, where art thou' ?
As
a fan of football, you notice little things like: how the "Madden
Curse" happens, why there aren't any cheerleaders anymore, or why the
running back always runs into the middle, hopin…
A Lazy Sunday PostingFirst off, curse this inclement weather!
Can you spot my pet snowflake in this pile? First one to guess correctly gains access to my bank account.
Not at advertisement for my sneakers. …
Drop it like it's what?
Sitting with me in the same room and listening to Snoop Dogg's "Drop
it like it's hot" will inevitably lead to one person leaving the room
alive--don't count your blessings. This song wins t…
For the record, you slept in my shirt because you left your "DNA" on it.
The submissions are in, and the crowd goes wild. I had to sort through
numerous entries, but was only going to select a handful for your sh…
To the women of Xanga: Take off your shirts
Are you guys (and maybe some girls?)
just as sick as I am towards these stupid cartoons? Give me a break. If
you wanted me to throw up, I'll stick my finger down my throat…
Where's the expiration date on my calendar?
Okay, that headline has nothing to do with the following post, but it
poses as a good question nonetheless. Anyway, here is a sample of what's to come for my Asia vacat…
Ski 2005 - New and improved with pictures and movies!My run
down the snowy mountains of upstate New York for the first time each
season usually proves to be the most exciting. The cool crisp air fills
your lungs, bu…
So guess who met Justin Timberlake, Dave Chapelle, and the Olsen Twins?
Not me. That's why I'm asking you. Anyway, now that I've wasted 5
seconds of your life, I'm sure you won't mind another 45 seconds.
I had t…
Xanga diseases cause unsightly jock itch.
Back in the wee ol' days of my early prehistoric Xanga (when there
were only 4 blogrings. remember those days?), my Xanga was to say the
least, mediocre. Usually consisting …
Cakalusa's Classified Contraption
Take
that smile off your face, for what you are about to read is anything
but humorous. I'm seriously contemplating an idea to mass market
inflatable bras at toy retailers. Does a…
Anyone out there interested in having a Xanga Texas Hold'em tournament?
Of course, we'd have to find the proper host to have enough room for
all the participants. And a place where it's convenient for everyone.
Any id…
Doesn't matter if you're Asian or White
So I've been noticing that more Asian girls are going for White
guys than Asian guys going for White girls. The "Yellow fever"
apparently is a one-way street. And this means t…
Wonder Years
[blog pre-written on 12.20.04]
2005 is approaching, and 2004 is done with--gone with the wind! It
was certainly a quick year in my opinion. Not many highlights to this
year really. But with 2004 near…
Never has the sweet pungent smell of New York pollution been so pleasing.
Not that the Hong Kong and China
air were any cleaner, but New
York has its own unique
brand I've grown accustom to. We headed to Hong…
Live from the airport's cafe.
It's off to the greeeat wall for me.
My uncle fried my ac adaptor for my laptop. STUPID HK POWER!
Drunk for New Years.
worst entry. ever.
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