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  • I love my 57 year old female readers who E-bomb. Even if you've never commented, do so now. Here's your chance to voice your opinion and change things around here. If you feel that you need to know more about yo…

  • I think I found a cure for AIDS. This site has always been an open community, allowing free (and I mean free) speech, and above all else, no restrictions or barriers. With that, I think it's time for all you guys out …

  • NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER. Someone tell me what's wrong here. Huey Freeman--who also played a big influence on my current hairstyle--is the protagonist in this comic strip. Although many have found his drawn ch…

  • Your Versace shirt? It reeks of cheesiness. Oh dear God! I personally enjoy a nice pair of shoes. And a comfortable "made in Italy" shirt doesn't hurt either. But when you spend upwards of $250 for…

  • Hitler was a good leader. The youth of America can easily influence those of similar age and demographics. Recently, two "Olson twin-like" girls have been wrongfully spreading a hateful message in the wrong ways.…

  • Black Friday is a racist day. Just like Black magic, they have negative connotations. "Having your flyer snatched from your hand while you're flipping through the pages tells you just how chaotic the scene was." …

  • I want everyone to have a great Thanksgiving day... ...you remorseless, glutton bastards. I hope you're happy when you chow down on some turkey and stuffing, and begin to think about all the Native American lives…

  • I demand that Daniel Radcliffe along with Blockbuster's CEO be damned to the fiery pits of Hell. I suppose I should apologize for making such an uprising event leading up to what was supposed to be an entertainin…

  • Undertaking the impossible. Doing the unthinkable. We're making it happen. Tonight. It'll change blogging forever. Update on tonight's event will be in tomorrow's post. Update 1:49am: Well son-of-a…

  • If you work for MTV, I can prevent you from ending up in Hell. MTV as everybody knows stands for "Music Television". Yet if you flip your channel to what's playing, you'll come to the quick realization that it's…

  • It's peanut butter jellay, peanut butter jellay! Names have been changed for anonymity [After we were joking about me making a lunch for a drive to Japan from New York] cakalusa: were you there when *bleep* …

  • Attempting to cheat death to impress your girlfriend? I've got the answer. "I envisioned knives poking around, rival gangs calling for backup, and a few viewers in the back sniffing some yayo off the armrests of the …

  • I love Black people and their fried chicken and Mexicans who mow my lawn. I love stereotypes like a fat kid loves cake, or Blacks and fried chicken, or Chinese and their rice, or Mexicans and their lawnmowers. A…

  • How to dance like Will Ferrell and enjoy it. Or not. "Up in da club" where bodies and limbs are flying all over the place, hips and waists gyrating like two people are desperately trying to procreate behind a la…

  • Chef and the City Part (can't keep count). In the last episode of "Chef and the City," our friend Chris had joined Chef in a social gathering to be remembered for ages--ages of course fully paralleled the theme o…

  • "I like to call it Warmonger's Day" -- my boss. Veterans day was a day I looked forward to each year for the selfish reason being that I stayed home from school. Now that I'm in college, things have changed. CURSE Y…

  • Xanga must be working for the Devil. REPENT, YOU BASTARDS! We all remember when Xanga was clean, easy, and pretty much clutter-free. Now, all you see are monkeys that want to be punched, robbers being sniped so you …

  • How Much Money Are You Wearing? Along with getting haircuts, I hate going shopping. I don't mind wearing a nice pair of jeans and comfortable shirt, but the whole arduous process of going to a store, browsing a…

  • Look Ma, I'm on ESPN! Well, sort of. The notion of that would be "cool as the other side of the pillow." Really, it would. But the next best thing is to head to the ESPN Zone in Times Square, where they stiff yo…

  • This is what I spend most of my time at work doing: SCREWING AROUND! Dear God, they spoil me. UPDATE: CRAP! I didn't privatize this? Oh well, I'm too lazy to change it now. KEEP THE TRAIN ROWLING (sic)!…

  • Blasphemous! Jesus is the original Arnold Schwarzenegger!

    Passing by the church everyday for work, I noticed something that caught my eye, despite it being there all the time. It must be the subconscious revving to jump out, seeking my attention. And there it was, a statue o…

  • Script writing for a porno film. I've come to love it. God, the word "moan" sounds so taboo and grotesque, yet it's an everyday word that I'm afraid to use. The shocking images or sounds rather that run through …

  • Bastardly Act of the Day, provided by yours truly. Can Asians be any more narcissistic and uncomfortable in their own skin more than this kid here? Head on over and take a gander. Excellent, you're back…

  • MoSex? Fo sho! (NSFW) Kidding, I'm not up for grabs, you sick underage girls out there. Recently, I ventured out with an amiga to visit the Museum of Sex which was conveniently located a block away from my office…

  • "Thanks to Featured Content, I'm willing to whore myself for $45." I figured it all out. Xanga is really a pseudonym for High School. I knew my years of training at St. Johiems Detective school had paid off. How…

  • Forget the new Plasma T.V., I just spent $11.2 million on video games. It's time to forget saving up my hard earned money for the future and splurge. They included real-life soldiers with this--or so…

  • The worst rap ever leaked--hurry over and bring the earplugs. Kevin Federline might be the next William Hung of the hip-hop scene. I'm sure we all heard about the leaked song from K-Fed's (yeah, that's my new nick fo…

  • Why Bluetooth headsets will get you killed, and why you should be killed for wearing them. Some say you look sleek and chic. Others say to you "Hey, the Star Wars convention is that way." I say you guys look like you…

  • Hurricane Katrina--The Work of the American Government Here's why: Just like the "pentagon accident" where the government attempted to shoot down the airplane heading for the 5 sided building during 9/11 …

  • Fat/Ugly People Are Often Misjudged and Misunderstood. Here's Why You Should Befriend One. I feel for you ugly people. You, with the terrible fashion sense? I know where you're at. And that girl over there, yes you--…

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