The Comfortable Company Christmas Caroling Corollary Covenant (super alliteration time!)Twas the night of Monday, where drinks were pouring
and cameras flashing.
Not a moment was spared, not even a glare.Yapping and …
Of course this applies to me--I'm Jewish!
Presenting the new iGod from Apple
Tired of old-fashioned religious doctrines banning all the stuff
you like to do, such as stealing office supplies and masturbating to th…
Blast from the past. If Xanga existed during 1975.
Well, here's the skinny for today--was a groovy session with me and the
chicks and boys. Sat in my friend's red-hot Camaro and hit the mall. Outta
sight! I love t…
Breaking in the ski season like a High School virgin. (eww!)
I look forward to this time of year. Forget the winter breaks given by
school, screw the holiday season, it's all about sliding and carving
down a mountai…
Say hello to the Asian Backstreet Boys (plus token Black man).
You know I couldn't resist. Present
me with photos of a group of Asians making court jesters of themselves
and "flame-mode" is flicked on. And lucky me, I…
What is the purpose of life? What is your purpose in life?
No tears
All joy
Eternal happiness
Merry Messiahmas
...because you deserve to suck at life.
Funny: Driving several times past a line of people
waiting to buy an Xbox 360 as you tauntingly dangle your brand new Xbox out the window.
Not so funny: Your i…
How to ghetto-fy this season's "Holler-days."
Growing up in the more urban parts of New York, you pick up a few things
a current suburbanite like myself would never of had known.
Quarter-waters (orange, cherry, blue…
An Asian with wide eyes? "IMPOSSIBLE!" Believe it.
Now, we can all safely assume that genetic disorders can happen to
certain individuals. But no, not this time. God doesn't play tricks
like this.
Click…
New York vs. New York : The Battle for Manhattan.
I can’t believe it. They're holding the
city for ransom; they actually went on a full-fledged strike.
If you think about it, there's great truth in that. These TWU…
6 days of Xanga (because
12 is just too damn many, and 6 is how many shopping days you have left
before the girlfriend stabs you in the ear/eye/crotch with a pair of scissors for forgetting her
gift)
Six …
Now that I'm back, who wants some aural sex?
The $950 cocktail--not liquid gold either!
The Ruby Red is a tangy mix of vodka, champagne, cognac, pomegranate liqueur and orange juice.
And i…
Welcome to Bluffalo, New York.
Home of the bluffiest bluffers this side of the bluff.
How funny is the idea of a strike? Not very. Not very. But when you
create pandemonium in one of the world's most larg…
I think I speak for everyone in New York City when I say this.
Dear (insert subject) Professor,
I feel it is my job to thank you for doing a superb job in making my
life extremely, no, in fact, overwhelmingly horr…
Potential King Kong spolier below.
King Kong dies. Of course, watching the 1933 classic would have
exposed such information. But, if you're too poor/cheap/frugal to
watch the new movie currently in theaters but …
HOW TO TELL YOUR ASIANS FROM ONE ANOTHER: For Dummies
I know you all [non-Asians] have confused thoughts when you encounter
an Asian. "Is he Chinese? Japanese? Korean? Jamaican(???????)? No, he
must be Vietnames…
How to enjoy nostalgia and still look hip.
Christmas is all about giving--your gifts to me--especially the above. Sure,
it’s normal to feel a bit nostalgic during the holidays but come on,
does anyb…
Suck my co*k (not cork!), you hors D'oeuvres.
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by
77%. Suck a penis and save a smile. Volunteers? I'm your new dentist,
and open for business.
…
Time for to get be confused like he who ain't weren't?
If the headline didn't make sense, and just confused the beejesus out
of you, so will the restructuring of Cingular and AT&T wireless's
name-changing...agai…
Julio Potter-Rodriguez Jr.'s Hogwart Learning Institute of Mexico.
Do you have a special Latino in your life, or someone who looks pretty
close to one (hello, Philippine readers!) that you want to share a
sp…
So my boss’s wife
(co-owner) is allergic to onions. Sue me.
Her: Whew! What’s that
smell?
Me: It’s lasagna.
Her: It smells!
Me: (winds up for a
punch) I don’t know, maybe it's the person befo…
Can you gift me now?
It’s that time of year again when gift lust can be easily justified
simply as hankering to fill a holiday gift list on your Xanga. In case
you've had any trouble coming up with any suitable …
Saddam tells court to "go to hell." In other news, Michael Jackson still a pedophile.
Another session, another outburst. The trial of this ex-Iraqi leader is
beginning to look like a California governal election-…
Question of the day:
Were the Berenstain Bears Jewish?
Kids say the darndest things...so does George Bush for that matter.
Thanks in part to my friend, Bridget, this post comes to you. I've come
…
Bill Gates and Dave Chapelle now subscribe to my site.
Wouldn't it be great if we could have the power to read minds? Or
perhaps dig deeper into the souls of a friend, and really find out more
about them? Perhap…
I love Chinese Weddings 'cause they're soooo delicious, gone food gorging. [to the tune of Goldfish™]
To tell you the truth, we should all skip the ceremonial processions of
the vows, ring exchanges, and priest-w…
And now, a stroll through the opulent areas of the neighborhood.
::Cue "Masterpiece theater" classical music::
Still under construction. Rumor has it that this will belong to New York Jet runningback, Curti…
I've got crabs and have pictures to prove!
Well, not exactly the type of crabs you were thinking,
but it's obvious that somebody's been paying attention during Sex Ed
class. You would think that New York is a hustl…
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