Forget Snoop Dogg, there's a new pimp in town: Bob Barker
We've all grown up watching this elderly man in his designer suits.
He brought smiles across the faces of many during the days we had off
from school (or i…
I never had the chance to introduce my Spring schedule for 2005. Don't all be jealous at the same time now.
My Psychology teacher: Rangell is psycho...psycho! Sorry, just wanted to say that a few more times. She talks a…
Emo this. Emo that. Wait till you meet my baseball bat.
From the creators who
brought you "A Few Bad Men" and "How Stella Got Her White Man Back," a collaborative
effort has created a musical.
Battle of Xanga: Emo'…
I've got that Magic Candy-Stick Shop which doesn't Lean Back.It looks like P.Diddy is'nt alone in the "copping" parade. Ol' 50-Cent is tagging along it seems. My credibility of Fiddy has dropped down a notch. Wonder why?…
It helps you get your "Z"s
I'm sick. No, not figuratively; literally. My body hasn't
experienced a cold this bad in 4 years. The sniffling, sneezing, and
crusty used tissues are not appealing at all. Does anybody wa…
Ski Pee (Ski-free was a hot game by the way)
Okay, your torrent of e-mails which flooded my inbox requesting
my return has worked. ::shakes fist:: Now for a post which recaps a
past ski trip. Wondered where I went? …
Right now, drop whatever you’re doing.
Even if you’re holding dirty dishes, I don’t care. Drop them.
I just farted.
You may now return to your regular schedule.
You should find me someplace else. Not here.
Somewhere in a far off land.
How To Not Become A College Idiot - Part II
It seems like our generation of college students lack any sense of
normality. I come across some of the biggest idiots known to man here
in school. In every building I s…
If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened.
Then post this to your journal to see what pe…
I hate Vday like an anorexic hates cake. But since you know I love you all:
Edit: Yes, yes, I realized the type-o, but I was too lazy to re-do it since I didn't save the psd. Sue me.
Now to tack on more of my Valentines Day theories which proves that day to be a complete sham.I'll start off with the typical malicious statement to those who believe in this day of "love". You're a sucker if you're into…
Put your guns in the air like you just don't care!
If you're from New York, you have to know how operate a weapon. It goes
hand-in-hand. Knowing how to use guns should be built into a New
Yorker's DNA. But guns ar…
Hella Old Pics from Thanksgiving 2004Well
shiver-me-timbers, someone certainly got knocked out by tryptophan. I
had totally overlooked these pictures I took a few month ago. Oh, how my
camera will murder me tonight wh…
I realized something about most New Yorkers.Although I myself diverge from the norm, most New Yorkers are rude. Thats all. They want you dead and they aren't going hide it. If anything, they'll hide your body after pumme…
Fatkins Diet Blog--The FDA won't approve this.Whew! That cat dinner was quite delectable. ::picks remaining morsel of cat from teeth:: Who knew they were mostly dark meat? Since it was Ash Wednesday, somebody had to aver…
Me So Hongry!When
one is hungry for a specific dish, they usually find ways to please
their cravings. Caviar and champagne is nice. A filet mignon
(migg-none!) with assorted spring vegetables is pleasing. But if you
…
The doctor is in
Dear Cakalusa,
My boyfriend is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought
me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. Is this a sign
of something? Or a practical joke?
…
For some awkward reason, I'm in the mood for buffalo wings. Who wants to go to Hooters with me?
Speaking of urges:
My finger is itching to press the record button on the camcorder.
To pick up a basketball.
A long…
How to save yourself from gaining 5 pounds this weekend.This is for all you bulemic Xangans out there. Don't waste three hours of your life (we all know how important the toilet is to you)--skip this year's Superbowl. …
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"First to comment"
"Wow, how do you get so many props? keke"
"First"
"Second"
"Omg, I'm first!"
S H U T T U P !
"Oooooh, I hate it when that happens"
My…
So I had a lovely converstaion with Apple CEO, Steve Jobs about a new job proposal.Cakalusa: What's up, Steve-o!ImRichBitch: Hello, Chris. I'm in the middle of creating a new entertainment device that's practically point…
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Don't be surprised if you see me in America's Most Wanted in the coming future
I suppose the High School gods are here to haunt me again. As only a
few of you may know, I set a historic record in High School--not
so…
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