Things you probably shouldn't say or do on April Fools Day.
Since my original April Fools Day plans were stomped out--well actually, somebody
did their prank (turning their site into an Emo blog) before I got a
chan…
Say hello to my little friend.
Now wouldn't it be something if you were dating someone and was totally oblivious
to their fame? Like you were dating ::picks random name out of
hat:: Al Pacino and never realized who he…
Xanga E-Bomb.
You missed it? It missed you! So why not make up with it by
participating! For those who never took part in the previous Xanga
E-bomb, here's how it works. Simply, head to the Xanga below, and
comment…
Random Photos for the month of March--Booze, Big Wangs, and slacking
(All shot with a Canon S230)
With your powers combined, I am...CAPTAIN IPOD!
Let's see. Peanuts, candle wax, and rum. That makes..…
ROTFLMAOLOL! A-hee-hee-hee! Not a Michael Jackson impersonation.
Are you really that funny? No. Of course not. Nobody thinks you're that
funny. So why do all your friends reply with "LOL" all the time?
Because y…
How to blog on Xanga and actually enjoy it. A comprehensive guide to eProp whores. [inspired by tony pierce]
As Easter Sunday arrives on this snowy spring day (yeah, that's New York
for you), it means a new beginning…
How to be Emo: A video guidline answering all your Emo-related questions.
Click here to download
File size: 70mb
A dinner with Yao Ming of the Houston Rockets.--the dinner with 7-feet giants.
Yao …
Inhale, exhale, and you got yourself some e-mail. Another quality story from work.
I swear, only stupid crap like this happens to
me. So, with each walk from
Penn. station (the train station in NYC that connects…
Gather around, children--allow unckie Chris to tell you a story involving ketchup and women. (wtf?)
The fun never stops, not when Chris is at work; today was no
exception. For lunch, I have hundreds (literally) of ch…
An AIM conversation with Paris Hilton and Frankie Muniz.
We've all heard the news: Paris, hacker, T-mobile, cellphone,
yadda-yadda. If not, go back to your coma. But recently, the worker
monkeys here at Cakalusa Co.…
Dammmm.
Holy crikey, I'm going to look like some TV
watching mongrel, but I have bittorrent for my recorded needs. Anyway,
has anyone seen this show called
"Sweet 16" ? It's basically a show about something I hate…
Joke of the day
Why does Kobe Bryant cry after sex?
Pepper spray
Have a good day.
Since when was it bad to Teabag somebody?
Actually, I hope to participate more often. Okay, you can get your mind out of the gutter, it's not that type of teabag.
The venture to this venue was an interesting one to…
You English-speaking degenerates(SAT word!) make me sick.I'm
sick of the English language. It's become mundane, obsolete, and
boring. I shall now attempt to mix it up a bit. How? By typing in my
own language. Reinkils…
I love myself a White girl, Black girl, and Asian girl.
Despite my lack of experience in the relationship department, I still
feel that there's a need to inform the incoming generations of those
inexperienced in…
New movie -- The Chaser.
Just a quick clip testing out our new XL-1 camera with the crew. We
managed to waste two hours fooling around with 1 minute of video to
show for it. Go us!
Click her…
I lahv my new Dahv. (How the hell do you pronounce her name? Dah-V? Davey? Dee-Aye-Ayche-Vee? Hakeem? What the eff', mate?)
Just what we needed, a new Eminem in the making (be
forewarned, your ears may bleed). This t…
A Rather Remarkable Obituary
Today we
mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense
had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was
since his birth records were long ago…
Xanga Alert Level OrangeAttention
all super Xangans of featured content--those who actually write decent
content. Please be advised that classified information has been leaked.
Be on the lookout for an increase of e…
Free sex with me(dear god no!), or any other eligible bachelor within a five mile radius.
Okay, now that I've got the attention of all 3 of you, off to my topic of discussion.
Goodbye My Cruel World (NYIT Pro…
Random Thoughts For Today--Homosexual Hip-hoppers, Fad Fat Diets and more...
That's a wrap (I'm so punny!)
It's always the rappers who violently attack each other. You'd never
see a Country singer shoot each o…
Just another ski video(music) from Mountain Creek
Caution: Severe nausea may occur
Featuring:
Snowboarders galore
Ricky falling and falling...and falling some moreJustin falling...and tripping, then…
Random Photo Blog - Drunken lesbians, ski injuries, and a pigeon dinner.
Chinese New Year-2005
A wonder why we replace our tires so often?
Herrrrre's dinner! Yum.
"Oh, I hope that warm feeling o…
The Chinese Kung-Fu Opera-o-rama
Recorded during my stay in Beijing. These performers are only a
small sample of what I viewed. I attempted to take more pictures, but
they weren't allowed. And you know how Commies get…
Ten reasons why you should consider having a gay man as a roommateDisclaimer : If you find this blog offensive, I apologize in advance. This is only a joke.
Gay-Co. : The official sponsor of wrestling
Don't
worry, …
Increase your penis size cause the president of Nigeria will send you a new Ipod free!
We've all seen similar e-mails like this before. If you haven't you're
lying, so get out of my country now. Now that we've ridd…
Men above all men we are. Or not.
Congratulations, Chris! Only you could pull off something like
this--polishing off a 3 liter bottle of generic orange soda (read:
craptastic). You're almost on your way to diabete…
Emo Girl
Remember Barbie Girl by Aqua? How annoying was that song? Catchy,
but annoying. Now to "annoyify (is that a word? pfft!)" that song
ten-fold. How? By making an emo version.
Tickle Me EmoCry-a-lot (2005)…
I'm now part of corporate America: Part 6.
Work,
work, work. "More work?" grunts the British Peasant from Warcraft III.
But replace Peasant with a 19 year old Asian male from New York.
Yesterday marked my 4th time …
Time to play: Guess That Password
Person who guesses my password...gets my xanga. Huzzah! Submit guesses below. Please keep all guesses within one comment.
I can already feel the throngs of computer geeks s…
"Wahhh, wahhh! Look, my school is in Facebook!"
"Wahhh, wahhh, click and add me because my school is in Facebook, wahhh, wahhh."
I guess the 15,000 students and 3 campuses of NYIT aren’t good
enough for Facebo…
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