Foamy, the the second worst internet phenomenon next to Emo's on Xanga.
If there's a legitimate reason to be disappointed in today's youth,
this is a prime example. Personally, I haven't had a whole lot of time
to…
You can call them lesbians, but I'll stick to lesbi-yums!
Actually, I'm not into lesbians and the things they do that make men
drool like a Gerber baby. But some male friends that I know of ogle over
them like n…
The Jewish community will soon be pelting motzo balls at me.
Jewish people are penny-pinchers to the umpth degree. By far. I thought
it was just a stereotype, like how the Irish love to get drunk and
start fight…
Alas, the team leaders have spoken.
Team A Chose:
Team B Chose:
Welcome teams, to the official start of the 2005 Webcam Survivor tournament!
Mission: Chop a Pic.
Time to make ever…
Goodbye Cruel World-Teaser Trailer
File size: 8mb
Click here to download
Did you know: Ironically, the actor we hired (who you saw in the trailer) just so happened to have acted in the film "The Inte…
20 (twenty) is the natural number following 19 and preceding 21.
In mathematics
Twenty is a composite number, its proper divisors being 1, 2, 4, 5 and
10. It is also the sum of the first four triangular nu…
To all these amateur Xangans out there, your photography sucks. And yes, mines probably does too.
Newbies,
you guys should spend more time taking pictures and learning about
general photography. Instead of taking a …
eProp diggers--the other ace up women's sleeves.
There seems to be a new trend running throughout many of the popular
Xangas of today. It's synonymous with the women, hoping to garner as
many eProps as possible. How…
Webcam Survivor : Top 20 Contestants
(In order of amount of votes)
1. ryan51football
2. shi
3. twist2darav3n
4. sarcastikism
5. liquidjenn
6. cantbefaded
7. metskid
8. aznxfr3ak
9. catgofire
10. naij…
Couples make me vomit...like a bulimic in a Chinese buffet.
I hate it when couples call each other names like "peach", "sweetie",
"shnookums", or some other form of baby talk. But what irks me the most
is when t…
Why I would never make for a good stand-up comedian.
After receiving an ungodly amount of
extra credit (my average is a 105.4!) in my advertising class, I
decided to garner some more points to achieve some Guinn…
It's too damn hot in New York.
Mostly Sunny
High: 82°
Low: 56°
"Top down, chrome spinnin'..."
Random Rants and Updates
People obviously don't know how to re…
Just
like you enjoy watching your American Idol auditioners make fools of
themselves on TV, here are some Webcam Survivor hopefuls--praying for
their chance to make it to Xanga Stardom.
Webcam Survivor isn't for
…
Tips for the everyday photographer:
How to be "arty" and "original"
Been envying a fellow Xangan's photography? No worries, mate. I've got
you covered. With the following tips, I'll have you taking photos lik…
Simba and Bambi are a part of your complete breakfast.For
once, I wish there was a Disney movie where everyone and everything
(women and children) dies. BAM! Just like that. Imagine the critic and
the rave reviews it …
Webcam Survivor Rules and Details
Based on past incidents and experience I have revised and
reorganized the whole scheme of things. New rules and games will be put
into effect.
Tryout period (1 week)
…
Webcam Survivor: Season 4
It's that time again, time for hardcore pornography! Wait..what? We're not doing that Okay, scratch that last comment.
As many of you know, Webcam Survivor is a favorite here on thi…
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It's a hard knock life...for school.
So you attended a "hardcore" school growing up? Pfft! Not really. You
haven't
seen anything until you've gone to school in Compton, CA; one of the
four boroughs (Staten Isla…
Disposable Cameras:
This has got to be one of the biggest wastes of material ever.
Basically, you buy a $5 camera, take 24 shots with it, and then destroy
it. Why? Cameras are not meant to be disposable! Except …
Right-click here and "save as" to download
Video Games killed the radio star.
I've
been thinking back fondly to my days as a video game junkie pre-1999
lately. This soul-searching/reminiscing has led to this very
important entry. Yeah, that's right, I'm…
Stop the presses! Won't somebody think of the children?
I couldn't believe my
eyes when they layed upon the headlines. Was it true? Do my eyes
deceiveth me? Obviously there must've of been a mix-up--or surely
s…
Random Photoblog, because I know you don't bother reading long text.
Hanging out at Eddie's for some gaming sessions:
Holyhuzzah! Start bowing now
Not only did we disobey mom's rule about sitting too clo…
Me, a benefactor for relationships? HAH!
When all is said and done, you're all going to hell. You see them on
the streets. You see them pecking at each other's face. Fondling and groping
is just some of the activiti…
XANGA METROSEXUALS - Xanga's new feature unraveled.
Sporting Gucci
glasses, the latest style of stone-washed jeans and an Armani shirt,
Ricky Chang (featured below) laughs at the idea of buying designer knock-off…
Star Wars: The Last Pope.
Allow me to be blasphemous for a moment here. I vote myself into the
candidacy of being Pope. Imagine the flocking crowds of Xangans beneath
my feet. The controversy. The ta…
Lunch Wars: Attack of the groans.
My lunch-break consists of a quick bite (or splatter of food, as you
know from past entries) and a walk through the park adjacent
to my office. I was at the park the other day,…
Daylight Savings day--the time of year when you get an extra hour of light before burglars come out.
In most of
North America, clocks are moved forward one hour in the spring and back
one hour in the fall to provi…
The Pope is going to hop out of his "death bed," yell out "April Fools!," and start breakdancing. Just you wait.
"Can you dig it?"
I have officially offended half of Xanga.
::checks off to-do list::
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