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Today marks a momentous occasion not carried out by many. It's the 3rd anniversary of this Xanga. Well hot diggity dang! Who'd of thunk? Considering the first entry I posted was something along the lines of "I don…
FACK I JUST LOST A LONG POST. Stab, stab, kill. I'll just sum it up, short and simple because gluttony and Memorial day BBQ's don't bode well with me. I delayed the Webcam Survivor challenges for a reason--know…
fack you ims soo drunk!
A deadpixel is nothing when your PSP is dead. When you have dreams that include your personal belongings, you know that you're obsessed. The most recent happened to have included my Sony PSP. ::commence dream…
I am learned the good English in America! The future of America was supposedly backed by Clinton's push for better education, with more funding, more supplies. After 8 years, nothing has changed. Things need to…
The perks of being a film student. Priceless. Filming from 8pm-5am - 3 hours of sleep. Filming from 8pm-5am for 3 days straight - 9 hours of sleep. Filming from 8pm-5am for 3 days s…
It's uncool to do homework because it's overrated--like your mother! (har!) I grew up un an urban neighborhood--police action and all--attending the infamous city schools of New York. Public School 81 (P.S. 81 for y…
Conjunction dysfunction, what time's the luncheon? Besides the fact that I need to work on my headlines, the essays below were submitted by both teams. Both are entertaining reads, but it's up to you to decide who h…
Star Wars: Return of the Jewdi Following the great debut of Revenge of the Sith, George Lucas is in full swing, producing the next Star Wars film. In this seventh installment of a great series of Star Wars, George …
HeY EBerYwuN! I lYke, h4vEn't PosTed in lykE, teN baJilLion yeArs! KEKEKE! Oh god, I think I grew a vagina or something within the past 20 seconds. I don't know how those kids do it, but that's a last time. Anywa…
Thought you could survive my fear factor of Joe Millionaire? You're fired! I was watching TV yesterday and I was shocked with dissapointment at the lack of reality TV shows out there. I mean afterall, t…
We as Asian-Americans. I am growing weary of these Asian activists lobbying for more Asian exposure in American media. You know what? Suck it up. If you want a plethora of Asians in media, move to China, Japan, …
My brother is a wanted criminal for robbing a bank in New Jersey. It's actually quite humorous to me. Allow me to tell you why. Apparently, he applied for a high-end engineering job--they take two months for intervie…
God is evil, so live with it. If you need any reason to resort to Atheism or become Agnostic, here's my reasoning. Tree pollen. It was God's April fool's joke gone awry. What was a well thought out plan for one day …
Breaking news: Team leader of Alpha Q resigns, leaving members baffled and in a state of turmoil. If you thought Michael Jackson's nose was shocking news, in what seems to be the most shocking of all, Kim from Alpha…
Kim Jong Il is the illest. There's his signature hairstyle. The dictator artfully conceals his midget-like stature by wearing platform shoes (circa 1978) and whipping his hair into stiff peaks (familiar?). So what…
Random New York City Photos(taken with a Canon S230)I take pictures of tourists taking pictures of me.Bling-bling?As Paris would say, "That's hot."Oh...speedy it is.In ze officeAssisting Takashi with the arrangements o…
Jeopardy has nothing on me. Alex Trebek can stuff his microphone down his throat for all I care. But here at Webcam Survivor where only the elite survive, we know how it's done. Below are the questions each …
Hello my lovelies. Thanks for all the props. XoxoXoXoxox My life sux... my parents hate my tight girl jeans. I spent 100 bucks on these tight pants and they don't appreciate me. But my gf is always there for…
Random Photos of the Metropolitan Museum of Art Situated in the heart of New York, across the street from the world-famous Central Park is the Metropolitan Museum of Art. A visit to New York isn't complete without…
News Flash: A steep drop in the eProp NASDAQ leave many experts baffled By: Chris Lau May 10, 2005 NEW YORK, NY -- For months, the reigning bloggers of Xanga have lived in the most peaceful of times. Unf…
Webcam Survivor: Mission Scavenger Hunt Rangers. They always tell you to love thy neighbor. But in this case, love thy webcam survivor partners. This next mission will require a lot of browsing and team …
Mothers day gifts that should never be given. It's 2 in the morning and you toss your blanket off you. You just realized it's mother's day and you're on her sh*t list if there's nothing in her hands within 8 hour…
A day in the life of a Globalworks worker. Many have asked me (during work hours, damn you people!) what I do at work. I can't disclose this information, for it would be detrimental to the company. Okay, m…
I want to stuff my cock in your mouth. And by cock, I mean chicken. And by chicken, I mean crackwhore. And by crackwhore, I mean cracker. Keep this alive; continue in the comment section. Ever…
Today is 05.05.05 -- a very special Cinco de Mayo. HIYO! 05.05.05 comes only once in 1000 years and coinciding with Thursday (5th Day of the week) comes only once in 7000 yrs. ::cue 'The More You Know' clip:: …
Starcraft is the game above all games. Here is proof: When you search for Starcraft on google, this is the first picture that comes up. Enough said. No matter what I say about anything, keep in mind that Starcr…
Jim Carey provided us with the most annoying sound in Dumb and Dumber. Lays has provided us with the most disgusting smell. What's that product exactly? Doritos. ::shudder:: I don't think there's any other snack besi…
This is getting ugly--literally! Webcam Survivor "Mission Chop-a-Pic" was a success. Although we could've used a little bit less boobs and dogs, it's still borderline from being full nudity. Now for the voting se…
Hey, you're fat and you can't do anything about it. End of story. Suck it up (except food, don't suck that up).This Atkins diet is getting out of control. The other day, my friends and I headed over to Pathmark to cure…