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  • This one's for the Black people of America. Oh, thought I forgot about you guys, huh? Entertainment; today, that word coincides with the Blacks of America. It's not just a White thing anymore. No more"shuck-n-ji…

  • I've gone global. Everyday, it's the same routine from and to work. Yesterday I took my leisurely route from the train station to work. The day before, I took the same route. And yeah, the day before that was no dif…

  • Office Hijinx.When you reach the ripe age of 16 (or whenever you plan to work, slacker), you'll be looking for a job in corporate America. As an IT Helpdesk Technician (don't worry, it's just a title to make me look f…

  • 50 Yen - "Get Rice or Die Stir Frying." Your new favorite single because it's been influenced by African Americans. If you're an advertiser and want to get your message or product across to the masses, look no fu…

  • When I was young, I thought it was realllly bad to be "penalized" because I thought you get your penis cut off. ouch.

  • Dear Cakalusa,I am a 21 year old woman and still a virgin. I am very shy and have never had a relationship. My friends talk about their boyfriends, and I am beginning to think that I'm unattractive and that no one will …

  • Every American Should Be Required To Take An Annual Fitness Test. Friggin' obese Americans. Sometimes you just want to slap their hand whenever they're about to take a bite of something (except rat poison or Beano). …

  • Mission: Stab A Back Here they are, the cream of the crop. Originally starting with 34 contestants in the beginning of this Season has come down to these final four contestants. Their mission was to submit a …

  • Make A Xanga Rap/Poem/Haiku/Etc.I'll start you guys off with a little something I pulled straight out of compton my arse at 3am in the mo'nin.Blog all day, blog all night,You emo guys sure put up a fight.We bash you once…

  • Cruise and Holmes engaged. Another Hollywood divorce just waiting to happen. If Britney Spear's short-lived marriage didn't serve as a bad example for commitment, what will? Well, our prayers have been answered. Bo…

  • Okay, so I'm a pedophile. Sue me. Kidding of course. For my name isn't Mike. But when I took a quick gander at my traffic hit counter, I looked at this section (which tracks search referrers who came upon this site) as …

  • The "Lightning Round." DUN DUN DUNNNNN... In this next turn of awkward events (when was it never?), team Weecheet has been disbanded and totally broken up--much like most boy bands of today. It's every…

  • Guest poster - Jenn S. i hate yankee stadium. and i hate its fans. "what's the difference between a porcupine and yankee stadium? a porcupine has its pricks on the outside." i know what i'm about to say will …

  • Throw it down big man, throw it downnnn! My fondness for sports has come to an all-time low. With the Yankess sucking major bollocks, the Knicks not making the playoffs, the NBA on ABC song sounding more atrocious…

  • Various Types of Asians Within American Society. I've come to the point where I'm old enough to have experienced varying types of life, religious beliefs, and of course ethnicities. Growing up, I've come into cont…

  • It's sofa king hot in here. It doesn't help when your boss sends you out to run (no pun intended) errands to pick up various computer parts in 100 degree weather--with jeans and boots. I felt like a sweatshop worker…

  • Jackson not guilty? That's a slap to the American court system. I find it hard to believe that he's not guilty. The jury must've had some sympathy for who he is, what he's done, and his celebrity status. Even if…

  • Somebody's been profiting off my site! I never knew it would come to this, but after numerous e-mails, comments, and hateful IM's, I've come to the conclusion that there's a snake on my site. An evil, demonic snake …

  • Napoleon Dynamite (John Heder) died in a car wreck. Or perhaps he should have. I still don't get how people have become so fascinated over this lackluster movie. Perhaps it's a trendy thing to recite lines from the…

  • All hail Satan, for he is the one and only. Okay, let me repent my sins before I go straight to H-E-Double hockey sticks. But I know of certain things that should end up there. Upon reaching a Xanga site, I ca…

  • Random Photos Collection: Suicidal men, drunken monkeys, and flaming children. Filming for a class project "Showering without your clothes is overrated," says Keith. My "model" shot of the great host w…

  • Mission: Snapshot Do they have an eye of a photographer or blind man? You be the judge. JOE_XXX says: Now all you need to do is insert E.T. here and you're set! JOE_XXX says: Please, stop downl…

  • serving in the city. okay. so i hardly ever talk about my job... because after i'm out of that place -- i try to forget everything that went on behind those doors. first, let's start with the perks. the money…

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  • It's all family business. There must be something my family isn't telling me. First it's my brother's story with the bank robbery, and now this. Today, my mother who works at Chase told me an incident that occur…

  • How to get 100+ eProps in one easy step: Pretend you're a celebrity. Hello fans! None of you know that I have one of these yet. I'm gonna search on the web for people that are my fans. Then, while seaching, I'll Go…

  • Bloggers are ruining the Internet. Looking through old files, you can surprise yourself with things unimaginable. I can't believe I found this entry I had for my English teacher a while back. I think 10th grade…

  • This town ain't big enough for the 11 of us! Wham bam, ala-kazzam! And just like that, the teams have totally new looks and the tension continues to build. The following four have been transferred from WeeCheet …

  • I love to beat up helpless animals during my spare time. I know it's customary for Asians to eat pets, BUT NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY EATS OUR PETS! Birds are used for human consumption only. Ap…

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