Reason # 29 Why I'm Going To Hell.
God, I really have to start being more productive at work.
Reason #30
We decided on this place to eat tonight. Guaranteed (I gah-rawn-tee!) the freshest seafood i…
Final Days 6/7: The Night Life and Our Way Back.
The glitz, the glamour, the bountiful prostitutes. That's what the
night brings along in L.A. You see numerous racers flying down
populated streets, but unfo…
Day 5/6: Random Food and Fun
Hands
down, California has the best "fast food." I'm not even sure they fit
in the same categories. Take for example "In-N-Out" burgers. Simply the
best burgers your taste buds will lay…
Day 5: A Traffic-filled Trip To San Diego Zoo.The following day, we decided to do a spur-of-the-moment (when was it not?) trip to the world-famous San Diego Zoo. I went in with high expectations, and it certainly lived u…
Day 4--part II: The Son of a Beach In California.
L.A. schmel-aye--it's got nothing on N.Y. Okay, maybe I lied
momentarily to save some face for us New Yorkers. Cali has beaches that
I yearn for in New Yor…
Day 4--part I: A Beaching Good Time.
The next day, we kicked it off with a visit to Venice beach. A lovely
place, but not much different from New York's beaches. Maybe a few
degrees warmer, but not much. I also…
Day 3: Getty-up! It's Time To Hit a Museum!
I love every opportunity to whip out my camera and start
snapping away like a madman. Visiting the Getty Museum provided such an
opportunity. Not only is the contents with…
Day 2: The Great World of Overpriced Admission: Disneyland.
It's where all the Superbowl winners go when they're showered with
confetti. It's where kids in lower-class neighborhoods dream of
visiting one day…
Day 1: A Westside Connection.
Alas, after 20 years of patiently waiting, my long overdue trip west of
the
Mississippi had arrived. California has always been a place I've
yearned to visit, and lo and behold, my…
Kiss and Make Up, But Not In Front of Me.
I friggin' hate PDA. No, not the electronic device. PDA, as in "Public
Display of Affection." I hate that crap. Listen, we don't need you to kiss
each other in front of …
Brother has won yet another Grand Prize.
This time, it's from Maxim. At this rate, I'm sure we'll have a new
car, 3 boats, and $50,000 in no time. I'll be sure to document this
event.
Now that this opportunit…
Psst! Here's a
little secret we Asian guys have but aren't ballsy enough to divulge.
(See? who says befriending Chris was bad?).
Sorry guys, I'm going to blow the cover on this one.
Asian
guys, if they like…
Overheard In NYC
Thousands of conversations take place and are
overheard each day--we just subconsciously ignore them. The things you
may hear can be about everyday life,
entertaining, the latest episode of Family …
Scientists Discover a New Phenomenon: Crotch Pocket.Mom was right, I shouldn't have ever started wearing baggy pants back in 5th grade. I hate baggy pants. Why? They give the false impression that you have a boner. That'…
Battle Star XangacticaSince the previous contest of "Kanga Vs. Boxer" was such a hit, I've decided to make it a weekly (or whenever I feel like it) event. Today's battle (letttttttts get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeee!) is b…
Yo, I love 13 hour flights from Cali to New York. </sarcasm>
What I'll Miss Most About California
The weather.
Amazing "fast-food."
The people.
Palm trees galore.
No rain or humidity.
The photo opportunities.
Susan, who was the hostess with the mostest; Kim, w…
Recycled, Reused, Regurgitated.
Since I have barely any time to update, I've decided to rummage into my old blogs and randomly select a date. May 16, 2004.
Freaking Games
Cakalusa Stamp of Approval for …
"Wake Up San Francisco"
Wait, wrong area. But the "Full House" reference totally makes up for it.
Oh, you know what sucks? Getting back to a normal sleep schedule when I
return to New York. I fall asleep around 5a…
So far in Los Angeles:
First sight of people having sex in van--the van was rocking back and forth for god sake!
The weather pwnz NY during summertime. It's perfect. Too bad many natives complain that it's too ho…
California Dreaming.A week of fun in the sun.
Too bad I took this pic in NY (Canon S230)
Random Photos of the Day
(Lumix FZ-20)
A visit to Beantown on Independence Day
I forget which mall this was despite being here 20+ times
Dracula's Hell
Do not spit
…
Random Photos of the Day(Lumix FZ-20)
The Final Filming Day
One crazy mofo of an actor.
Our last-minute fill-in actress. In this particular picture, I can almost hear the jingle: "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's …
I was ganged up by a group of women (how pathetic, Chris).
Then they whipped out the device; hot and searing to skin. But they
simply put it to my hair and made it straight. Hah! Very anti-climatic, no?
We…
Koreans First to Successfully Clone a Dog--This means more food for them.
Kidding. They all prefer cat meat. It's a good thing Bob Barker hasn't
found out about this, or his catch-phrase at the end of each
s…
Hacking Elevators and Loving It.
Ever wonder how to hack an elevator to own it for your trip and not be
stopped on any other floors? Of course you didn't. Why would that ever
cross your mind?
So
I fo…
A Sure-Tell Sign That He Is Gay.
The worker-monkeys here at the Cakalusa Labs have been hard at
work, trying to uncover this secret. After numerous deaths, and
testings, we have come to a final answer. How can you t…
Chef and the City: A Central Park Adventure
The
latest installment featuring your two favorite Asian Xangans (okay,
maybe not). Filled with yet again, more walking. What else is new? We
have logged at least 50-60 m…
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