Nintendo, Another Monopolistic Evil Empire Next To Micro$oft.
At first, they had the Gameboy Advanced. It was a highly coveted upgrade to the super-popular Gameboy system. Then they decided to kick it up a notch and m…
Pho Shizzle, Viets Are Not The Dizzle.
Every Vietnamese girl I've seen here on Xanga is a camerawhore. Without
fail. Browse through a "Vi3t PrYde" blogring
and your eyes will be
struck with over 100+ Viet girls…
Fusion: Not Just Another Dragonball Z Technique.
Hate it or love it, Manhattan has the most distinct and energetic
citizens within a 40 mile radius. Most overlooked is the amount of
varying methods of transporta…
Never Has New York Wanted Gangrene To Flourish So Much.
Okay, Chad Pennington, the NY Jets franchise Quarterback is out with
a season-ending shoulder injury for the second time in two consecutive seasons. Big
deal! …
Armed attack dolphins loose in the Gulf of Mexico? [via engadget]
You know, sometimes we lose things here and there — a key, the toll slip on the interstate (damn!), our wallet (double damn!). But the U.S. military — t…
Upstate New York, The Other Boring Half of New York.
Busy streets, honking taxis, fashioners' galore. These are all
typical images of New York. But, just like Florida, it's not what the
media portrays. What everyone…
As If Reality Shows Couldn't Get Any More Realistic.
I hate reality shows. I really do. You must've heard this about twenty
times. No, maybe a hundred. That sounds about right. (Third
version since my desktop li…
Ethiopians going on a hunger strike. More pointless than a one-legged ass-kicking contest.
Random Rant of the DaySame
applies for Compaq computers. WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYBODY BUY ONE? These
are P.O.S. with constant B.…
Now would be the perfect time to dust off the ol' "Houston, we have a problem" tagline.
Stay safe, my fellow Texans--I'm not doing another donation blog! But remember, it's perfect kite flying weather out there.
Ye…
Xanga Wristbands: The New Fashion Statement.
When Lance Armstrong introduced the "LiveStrong" silicone rubber
bracelet to support and raise money for his cancer foundation, he
started a craze--more of a fad--tha…
The World Has Gone Topsy-Turvey.
Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you haven't seen anything
yet. Look at this distasteful post I found the other day at this site.
Quick exerpt:
"...why are…
Hey, Death By Lethal Injection Isn't So Bad.
Wouldn't it suck to of had a Starburst or leftover meatloaf as your
last meal? Well lucky for you, you're not on "Death Row," so you have
plenty of choices, plenty of…
Top 5 things you'd rescue during a house fire.
Of course, given your family would automatically be outside the house in safety.
Things I would carry out:
My workbag which already houses: my psp, iPod, …
Xanga Bomb: Because the Ones In Iraq Leave Stains.
Oh, hot diggity-dang, it's back in action! You've all been hampering me
with e-mails to do another, and well, here it is! Today's not-so-lucky
victim is Ms Bubb…
"Hey, Ma, Look! I'm In the Newspaper!"
Update: To all those bishes who
keep saying "you have too much time on your hands," you can suck my
(play nice, Chris) ring pop (???). It's called boredom at work. It t…
Attention All Anorexic Girls of Xanga, I've Found Your Godsend.
Feeling a bit bulimic? Ipecac is for you.
Family Guy is one of the most educational shows on television. I've
been watching it for quite som…
All Emo
All Asian
All the time.
I Love Everybody! It Must Be The Alky-Hawl Talking.
I sincerely do not condone linking to that Mr/Mrs. Xanga contest. Those who link to it in order to garner more votes should be shot repeatedly with cherries and Japa…
Office IT Work: A Paradise of Fools.
I swear, ever since I started working in the IT department,
I've become more care-free, nonchalant, and above all else, lazier.
Things were never this way when I first starte…
Why the NHL Is More Evil Than the Bubonic Plague.
I never liked hockey too much. But I did enjoy the occasional game of
roller hockey at the park. That's as far as that goes. The NHL on the
other hand, I always …
This would've sucked even more had it occured in July.
Go, Go Xanga Rangers!
I think there's a gaping hole somewhere along my digestive system.
I drank 12 cups of water.
I NEVER DRINK THIS MUCH!
Yet I'm still thirsty. THIRSTY!
Mmm...Pepsi Clear!
So I …
Why Emos Are Like STDs.
As much as you find them funny, STDs and
Emos are of utmost importance in today's society. Running around
rampant, avoiding them at every cost, coming in contact with them can
still o…
I think you Korean Xangans just set yourself back another
1000 years.
Okay, I apologize. I was terribly wrong, and wasn't thinking when I
wrote that previous entry. Why did I do such a silly thing? Please
forgive …
Koreans; they are rude and arrogant.
They think that they're better than
anything and
everyone else. Understand that their language came to be because the
people were lacking any intellectual capacity and couldn't…
Xanga Does Not Care About Black People.
The latest news headline covering Kanye West is probably one that you may only find through the
Internet. I'm quite sure the bigwigs over at NBC surely won't be covering
t…
Does every Korean last name have to be "Lee" or "Kim?"
What the eff? Throw
some variety in the mix. Add a "San Juan" or "Abdul" to those names. I
wouldn't mind mixing and matching names like a Pokemon set of ca…
Yesterday...
When you're 20 years of age, the words "Sweet 16" has no
meaning--unless of course you're of Latin heritage (I've been told it's more prominent at 15), then you'll be
dancing to Ricky Martin for all…
Society Does Care!
Wow, talk about "kindness of strangers" (Marge S.). Although we didn't reach the goal of $200, we came pretty
damn close--like an unwanted pregnancy. But, As your neighborhood
Spide--I mean, X…
The Tale of Two Photos.
Two news photos from this past Tuesday tell a story.
Here a fellow named George W. Bush is having a delightful time
playing a guitar given to him by country singer Mark Wil…
The Saints Can't Help New Orleans. Cakalusa Has a Heart?!
Okay, so maybe it's not a joke any more. Much of the Gulf Coast from
Louisiana to Alabama is obliterated in the wake of Hurricane Katrina,
and floodwaters …
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