Soo......? What did everybody get for Christmasssss?
The Crubbing Experience.Drama
every time I go to a club. Without fail. I had told myself I wouldn't
step into one for a while, but being that it was my friend's 21st,
you're obligated as a dutiful friend to attend. Fr…
It's the return of...Superficial Cakalusa!Apparently he didn't receive enough attention with that snappy ensemble of his..."In today's news, Asian girl trips and falls into vat of chlorine. No word if her fake eyebrows d…
Phone Sex.Can You Hear Them Now?"I have a fantasy," Jeff told her one afternoon over the phone. "What is it?," Laura replied inquisitively, twirling her new Winnie The Pooh charm hanging around her side."Come over. I...I…
Shame. Shame. Shame on you!Everybody
has a shameful incident from their past (or maybe today?). Whether it
was pooping in your pants when you really wanted to fart (phantom
poopers), or tripped in front of your crush.…
Minorities Lite Demo
Reel
God, these are
so old.Degrading Asian Photo of the Day"If you can stroke the bottle like that, then you better get my number."Degrading Sports Photos of the DayHow tailors stay in business.GO…
Introducing: The Gayinator.
Evil-doers
beware, there's a new guy..err..girl...err...SUPERHERO in town. Quick
on his feet, even quicker with his hips, The Gayinator is out to save
your day. Hair stylist by day, crim…
Cakalusa Branded Paraphenalia. You know you want it.
Much like 50-Cent, I'll be selling everything I can get my hands on. Be
it mugs, beanies, Segways, my sense of dignity. I'll part with it.
Starting today, I want to…
Degrading Asian Photo of the DayBi*ch stole my cookiesThat is all.
Farewell, Old Friend.12.15.06There
are days when you would never expect such things to happen--like when
your favorite uncle, Jeff passed away from an STD, or someone in your
family divorces. It comes blindly and it c…
Breaking Barriers.I've
always been interested in other parts of the world, especially
cultures. When I visited HK, I was overwhelmed by the vast differences
in style, design, and slang. But I wonder about the US, part…
Awkward Moments in LifeI hate them. You do as well. There's nothing you can do about it, that's the downfall of these situations. Here's my list: The awkward silence of no music in a car.
"And that was Diddy with anothe…
If there's one thing that the film industry offers that other jobs
don't, it's the starving aspect of it
(swallows last morsel of generic saltines). Artists only say they fall
under this category because they're see…
When good toys go bad: Little Mermaid doll may call you a "slut""We're not sure if Ariel here got into the same stuff that made Asimo unable to stand on its own two feet, but according to a shocked (shocked!) mom in San …
Burrday Barty!Brown
people know how to celebrate 21st birthdays. Celebrating longtime
friend, Rohit's birthday in a packed, overheated, and slightly slippery
floor made for an interesting night. Being one of two east …
Club A Club"That's him?" He motioned with his chin. "Yeah. That's him," I answered, my back turned to the target.It
was the guy, the same guy. The asinine, baldheaded Indian with a quick
twitch for trying to get into f…
Day 5: Conclusion of Superficial WeekUnbearable,
you say? My eyes are watering, just staring at these photos. I couldn't
possibly go for a 6th day. By now, I hope your self-esteem has boosted
tenfold, and maybe a few …
Superficial Week Day 4: Fruitful Fun at the Cobrasnake.There's
a flourishing breed of inbred people running around the streets of New
York City and most likely in your more popular cities around the world.
If they're …
Day 3 of Superficial Week.If you're not gouging out your eyes by now, you either: A) Know one of these peopleB) Feel sympathy. (Go sew a hemp jacket, hippie)C) Have Britney Spears-like low standardsD) Are blindE) Have no…
Today officially marks "Superficial Week"Enjoy, you glutinous slabs of fat and muscle.Please don't place that hand down any further. Spare the man--he just got out of jail!It's alright dude, I'd of squirmed too.Welcome t…
Time of year again for the: All-American Super Make Fun of Club Goers.Not one. Not one decent
looking girl. I'm no prom king, but I know when I spot fugly. Some
aren't that bad looking, but they display an arrogant aur…
The Xanga Project.This
will involve videos and recording yourself from home, then submitting them to me; if you don't
have access to that, need not apply--but spreading the word will help greatly. Otherwise, shoot me a…
Results for The 2006 International A-OK Super Funtime Scavenger Hunt Photography Contest to Make Better Xanga Contestants.This contest was very close. In fact, the margin of victory was by only 5 votes!Here were the guid…
The Word.Simple. You'll see one word in the comments section of this post.You have 45-60 seconds to write about it.Don't think. Just write.
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