Why Nunjas will kick your ass.They can wield a ruler convincingly like a samurai of the Nintendo Zen code of Toyota's Dynasty.Those black dresses are top for hiding within the shadowsA group of women with a common goal i…
Mort Short Film Madness!Remember
the times when your mother would embarrass you during family reunions by
surprising your relatives with that photo album labeled "Halloween '89", with
photos of you in a pink rabbit cost…
Short Film Madness: The Minorities Strike AgainDue to the overwhelming response to yesterdays re-posting of past Minorities short films, I will be repositing a few more today.
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Lounging like Cleopatra. Dining on beer and salad.Think
your town is boring? Think again. New York, or what most people outside
of this state isn't all skyscrapers and "getting fired" by Donald
Trump. Here in my suburban…
How to put on a few hundred pounds and remain healthy.
Sure enough, we all turn on the television, and we see the likes of
Paris Hilton and the Olson twins galavanting around, with their
anoreixc waistlines, thinner than…
It's okay Xanga, we're all not perverts like you.Surely, we've seen better taste than this. Coming from me, this may seem awkward, but won't somebody think of the children? Oh, for shame, Xanga, for shame. I didn't think…
Shiver Me Timbers, It's Naked MTV!
Random Photo of the DayStacking coffee cups keeps us entertained during lecture.Meet Jolene. An avid SNL viewer, in which she hopes to work for them one day. She's been on a few MTV …
Censored Pr0n for your viewing pleasure.If you are under 18, you should LEAVE NOW with the certain knowledge that sex is a dirty, dirty thing of
which to be deeply ashamed. By viewing this, it will ultimately land you in…
Bi-Curious George: Hollywood Has Done It Again.First they take all of Eastern Asian's top-quality films and butcher them, rendering them half of what they were supposed to be. Here's a hint for you guys out there: STOP D…
Ever have one of those days? Those lazy Sundays where you just don't feel like doing anything? At all. Random Photo of the DayA dog day afternoonPlasma makes good blood.I'm
looking to purchase two plasma TVs by next week…
Usher and Kanye West were my neighborhood friends.I
always knew there was something fishy about those two guys. And it
wasn't the fact that they were the only hip-hop artists who wore polos.
A closer look, and there i…
The Hong Kong Archives. Older than Jackie Chan's left nostril.The
following are from my picture archives. I recently opened up a folder
in which I had forgotten about for over a year. Many of these were from
my trip t…
My day spent as a female.A
friend of mine and I were in a heated debate the other night
accompanied by a #2 (with Sprite) and #5 at McDonalds. What was the
topic of discussion? Gender. The old, time-tested grind betwe…
Valentines Day provides a valid reason to order the girlfriend to go down on you. That's all.Alone
this excuse of a "holiday?" Good, you've made the right choice. You're
not the only one. I don't believe in this "Hallm…
$48,000 doesn't sound so bad. Not for an intern at least.It's
been about two weeks now, since starting my new position--still the
same company, mind you. I am now some pretentiously-labeled (not by me)
"Junior Interac…
I Took a lovely picture from inside my window today. Enjoy!Beautiful, isn't it?
Do you need extra traffic to your (pr0n) site? Need more people looking at your products to sell? Want to get your message across? You're in luck.Starting
today. I'm now selling ad space. Do you or anyone you know (pref…
KNOW YOUR STATE
MOTTOFrom: ****@g********s.com –
I rarely pass along
funny messages but this one is really funny!
Because its so
true…
Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't …
The war that ends all wars found only on Xanga.Never
has the world become more dumb, more materialistic, more shallow, more
... blonde. But in the end, there can only be one supreme blonde, one
that stands out from th…
I have found my new home, and it's a Mexican place! Call the authorities.Who'd of thought, a restaurant
which I was hesitant in trying at first has become a regular visit by
me and Chef? The waiters know me by my hair …
Tell mother I'm joining the gay-sled team.After viewing Munich--illegally of course (is there any other way?), it dawned on me. With the 2006 Winter Olympics only a few days away, what better opportunity than to come up …
THIS JUST IN: SEDUCTIVE SU FOUND PARADING IN SKIMPY ATTIRE AROUND TOWN! Okay, so maybe it's just a lingerie party.I
thought only hanging out with Paris Hilton would I ever experience such
things. A party is crazy enoug…
The Superbowl Big Game ate my left testicle.It's not about football, it's all about the commercials! Being that it will cost $2.5mil for 30 seconds of airtime, it's not cheap--heck, that's the GDP of most 3rd world count…
G-g-g-g-g-U Not! Recording of The Game being apprehended along with others being sprayed (with pepper spray) at.Click here to view the video.
Superbowl by the numbers--there's a lot
1,000,000,000 worldw…
Prosthetic legs and boners: How the West was won.So today I'm on the 6 (subway) just like J-Lo, because you know, Im still Cakalusa from
the block; and I notice a nice bulletin/advertisement showing something along the …
Time to play Xanga's favorite game: Pick your poison!Who would you rather marry and why?
Roseanne Barr
You're out of cupcakes?
orRosie o'Donnell
You're out of cupcakes?
Both:
Are a lovely nuisance t…
Having difficulty finding a Valentine? Look no further. Tommy Lee is perfect for you. As you can see here, he like to try new things. No fat chicks.Sailor Moon has nothing on this.Need a Valentine? Just ask below!Degradi…
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