Curiously Cooler than a Counterfeit Chris Cringle at Christmas Camp.I'm
one who cackles callously yet casually in every corridor. Construe my
life; a castaway of common demeanor, being carelessly kicked out of
communitie…
These protestors walking out from school to march aren't changing anything.Immigration
is no simple issue. The various West Coast students marching across
cities to show their disapproval for legislation to crack down on…
It's the return of the e-prop bomb!My
lucky stars, are you in for a treat today. Many of you have asked, and
waited patiently for that day to come. Well, wait no longer, your day
is here. Not familiar with what e-prop bo…
Asian parents are the worst of them all.Now
before you all march over here with cleavers and nunchucks, hear me out
before you pull out some Bruce Lee tactics. This doesn't apply to all
Asian parents, but for the most pa…
A McDicken Filet and a side order of fries, please?Washing
your hands after using the toilet is overrated. Contrary to popular
belief, a doctor's warning, coupled with years of study will now go
down the drain (no pun in…
How to argue effectivelyI
argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument
on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of
me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great res…
Lesbians, salsa, fun in the city: A typical photoblog.
Even better than beer pong!Blueberry-flavored shirt--delish!SPIDEY SENSES TINGLING! (sorry, Su threatened to attack if I didn't let her do my hair)...and it was tha…
Brushing your teeth with beer and replacing milk with vodka in your cereal--THAT'S NORMAL!The
title means nothing. I just thought you should know that. Anyway, I
know you all love pictures--your attention spans are short…
X for Xanga: The Downfall of a Blogsite.So Xanga--particularly John--is
now in complete flux and the waves of angry users just keep flowing.
Angry letters/comments, lawyers, death threats, middle fingers, and
flaming t.p…
Features Xanga should considerSince
Xanga's personnel is probably dozing off on their job, I'll do it for
them. Listen up, this is a one time offer where I'm providing my
services for free. Post-posting. Not
everyone has…
Xanga: Buggier than a roach motel.It's
been almost 4 years now with this blog. There are many memories...so
many (somebody should cue flashback music). But really, many of those
memories experienced here on Xanga were ho…
All Indians are poor, malnourished, and never have diarrhea.
Well, apparently, some people think that's true.
"Generally curry is made
from scraps of leftovers and meat and bits of old chicken and beef and
any old crap …
Groin Tag, the latest sport sweeping the playgrounds.How
would you like to spend the rest of your afternoon grasping your groin
in the nurses offices filled with others just like you? Grabbing
yourself, groaning in pain,…
Provide a word, and I'll try to incorporate it into a story--a never-ending story. One word per user. Please sift through the comments briefly for repeats. If you post a duplicate, it will not be added. I'll try to updat…
Things you can do on St. Patrick's Day besides getting drunk.
The luck of the Irish never seems to expose itself on this day. Why? Because vomiting all over the streets seems like a very unfortunate thing to happen. I'm …
Live rock bands at church? Blasphemous! Or not: A Random PhotoblogCanon s230Ain't nuffin' to see here.Change, please?The
irony/sacrilege in this picture is not that this is a kneeling pad for
the church, but the "concert…
Go, Go, Porno Rangers!Say
it ain't so, Jason, say it ain't so! Our dreams, childhood dreams of
yesteryear are on the line. There are no words to properly describe
this--just your opinion and sense of judgement. I've atte…
The Urbanesque New York: A PhotoblogCanon s230 Graph the feety. Taken on the LIRR trainride.It's a trap! It's a trap!Oh...say, can you see?Home of the laughingstock in basketball. Yeah, I'm bad.A train ride to Jamica (mo…
I knew it! I sooo knew it! Disney is racist! Blatantly obvious, and it's slipped by me like racist keyboards. How could I have let this one by so gingerly? Remember
Disney's "Recess"? What a show. I remember watching rel…
Hanging in the dirty Jersey: a Random PhotoblogCanon s230I've got tunnel visionThis is how a business is run at Chef's--smilie faces for TPS reports. Mmm..yeah!I can't believe it! YOU CAN HEAR ME NOW!?Holly doesn't belie…
Beer, wine, and dine. Chef, the bartender: A PhotoblogCanon S230Hell on EarthNothing's ever good on TV......so masturbation is key.Along with lesbi-yums.Chef-approved. One more round, puh-lease. Chef is now a bartender, …
Annie and the City. And why my feet hurt once I step into Manhattan.Dr.
Scholls must be rolling over piles of money as I type this. Thanks to
me, I'm keeping him in business. I'm not sure if it's just pure
coinicidence,…
America's Original Gangsters.I've
had some weird theories posted in the past, but this latest one takes
the cake. Take it as you will, but these points will have you wondering
much like I have the past hour. So what is i…
Even Jesus couldn't do it; explaining sports to women. If Cakalusa can do it, so can you.
Explaining sports to women is so difficult. WHY? Is it God's way of
keeping them in their place? Were they all born short of the
…
Feeding dinosaurs, farting in parks: A photoblog bedtime story.Once upon a time, in a far off land called New York City, there lived a girl named, Annie the Nomadic Tribeswoman.
"What a lovely day to venture off to Ti…
Your Guide To Walking Through the Streets of Manhattan.Many
say New York City is notorious for their crime rates--the guns, the
shooting, the fighting--but what the statistics don't show are the
reasons behind them. The…
Random Photo of the Day
How do I get out of here?
Happy Richter Scale Day to meWhat Bizarre Holiday does your B-day fall on?
Go to the following link
and look up your birthday to find what odd "holiday" falls on your
special day. Okay, you'e back. So? Is it terrible? I…
Toys of New York--from FAO to Toys R UsBeing
in the double-digits of age, twice the normal age "limit" for having
toys, it's always refreshing to visit a toy store(s) once in a while.
Venturing off to the city helped aid…
Random Thoughts by Chris Lau.
Water, it's the most abundant free resource, yet people still pay for it.
Some people think bottled water is a fool's drink. I'm not among them,
but when a bottle of water costs $…
I've discovered an answer for anorexia and obesity! I'm a genius!I
knew it! I knew this all along! Xanga is the perpetrator behind all
these anorexic teens running across America; and obese kids...not
running at all. Tha…
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