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  • Now, will you shoot?The armed assailant crashes through your door demanding your money and sparkling watch, given to you on your wedding day. Ripping the watch off your wrist like he was starting a motorboat, he turns qu…

  • Who wants to go to jail? Confess now! If someone were to pay you $1 $10 million to kill a perfectly healthy child, but nobody would find out, would you do it? And no "since nobody knows, I'll pretend I killed him, and …

  • Xanga Hottie McBodies: Battle of the Booties.For all you males out there, after reading my site for 4+ years, it's finally going to pay off. "Yes! About time! I had to put up with all this boring garbage, he better do so…

  • SUPPORT ILLEGAL ACTIVTY TODAY! I am in dire need of a new playlist for the 'pod. If possible, please provide songs (any genre) or albums--extra gratitude for those who actually upload the song for quick and easy downloa…

  • At age 21... Adoption You can adopt a child. Driving You can supervise a learner driver if you have held, and still hold, a full licence for that type of car for at least three years. You can apply for a provisional…

  • Unlocking mysteries of Asians and their hair. You ask yourself numerous times, "why are some Asian guys less hairy than women?" One of nature's pranks, just like the wrinkles/rolls of excess skin that embodies itself on…

  • PETA is the most evil organization. I call them the new "Hitler Hostiles."As much as you and I care for Mother Earth (hah!), that burger you're munching on from McDonalds is nothing to hide when you're sitting next to a …

  • Blogospherical Experimentation: Day 3If the amount of money you were paid wasn't an issue, what occupation would you want for the rest of your life?

  • Blogospherical Experimentation: Day 2 If you had to eat one dish for the rest of your life, what would it be? All nutrients and daily essentials will be accounted for in that one dish.

  • The Theloagyness Experiment.Somebody whip out the Pogs, Power Rangers, and Magic cards, we're going back to grade school. Today, children we're here to learn about something you've all been wondering. "How the mother-f d…

  • I sang to a gangbanger because I was drunk.In a dire order to help alleviate the pool of terrible chain letters circulating around Xangaland, it is time to combatant these little rascals with full-on force. And what bett…

  • Asian Pop Singers: Not Real Men (of genius).Everyday, it hurts. Everyday, they make it more difficult to live my life. When all is said and done, the lives of Asian Pop "singers" force me to bury my head in shame, next t…

  • The Cakalusa Reader's Choice Prime Selection of Selections. Here at this site, it's all about you. Forget me, I'm only a robot (that's our little secret). And for today only, you the reader get to select what's going to…

  • A Moment Of Clarity: Male Internet Whore Syndrome Tonight was as good a time as any to update my pictures on myspace. I grabbed my digital camera and proceded to take three candid photographs of myself, with an assortme…

  • Happy Easter, you sickos.

  • Ho-shietttttttt Okay, so some people didn't enjoy the guest takeover of my site from Ricebunny, and the Theoloagy "guest-posting" wasn't your cup of tea. Sue me. APRIL FOOLS! ::cricket:: Shuttup! Now, to get us back …

  • I'm the m-fu*cking general. Be on the lookout tomorrow.

  • four times a day.

  • who posts...

  • an attention whore,

  • I enjoy being...

  • There was a fire in my bedroom today. After forgetting to put out my cigarette while sleeping, the burning ashes fell onto the carpet, thus, a fire started. Do you stomp out the fire or let it burn?

  • If you already know how to do this, then you can skip this post you photoshop lurver ~_^ If you do not have Photoshop 7.0 or higher, you can download a trial version here Click on images to enlarge Open your image, and…

  • I was shopping at this neighborhood Asian supermarket, and was looking through the cookie aisle. I stopped to look at wafers, and stumbled upon a very strange flavor. I had to take a picture of it O_O It's DURIAN flavor…

  • If you're an asian girl, you more likely own this product. It's probably in your room, on your bed, in your car, on your cellphone, on your purse or probably in your brother's room ( if his ex gave it back, or...he's jus…

  • She returns.

  • I have a confession.

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