Do it like Boston: Very Homosexually.Ah,
Beantown. Love it or hate it (mostly hate), they make the tri-state
area more interesting. Speaking of which, we all know C.T. and M.A. are
piggy-backing off of N.Y. The "Tri-Stat…
Hooters Restaurant?Since Hooters caters mainly to men, why not open up a place for women called "Boners"?
WHO'S WITH ME?
Best Movies of All Time (in no particular order except for the first 25)....because my list of movies is better than yours.Dumb and Dumber (I can watch this numerous times a week and never grow tired of it.)Saving Privat…
Monopoly ditches cash, goes plasticWhile
Monopoly is the paragon of good 'ole fashioned board game fun, the "old
fashioned" part had to go. Parker Brothers is phasing out the
cash-based version's funmoney and replacing i…
To the surprise of absolutely no one: One of the N'sync boys comes out!It's only a matter of time before the rest come out. TAKE YOUR BETS NOW! 1. JC - Unconfirmed 2. Lance - GAY 3. Joey - Married but may as well b…
Psst! I have a secret.Ever
felt like revealing a secret? Something that's been burning at the
back of your head for days? Years? Now's your chance! In the comments
below, write 2 false (or if you choose, factual) secrets…
Arrrr, Matey.Would you report your best friend who's never let you down to the RIAA for $2 million? What about $10 million?I never knew a political ideology could be downloaded via the net....Dinner for Woof-Woof?Doing i…
Colored Folk. White Folk. Can't we all just get along? Vy: but you cant have a ni**er meter without paul wall..Vy: he owns a jurrrrry store...(So I have a bit of a semi-racist fan....)List
your very own meters going from…
TRADE: My Coke for Your PotI have a 12-Can "Fridge Pack" of Coca Cola Zero. What I need is a heavy duty
aluminum or non-stick cooking pot suitable for everything from making spaghetti
to steaming clams. Will consider o…
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Randomness at the new office.
I'm pretty confident blogging about your new work place isn't
the safest thing to do for job security. But this isn't the first time,
and I've yet to be caught (knocks on wood). So why no…
Friggin' women.[Back to the Classics]You have to be genius to figure out the complexity stuffed in a skirt
called "women." You may also want to graduate with a degree in rocket scientology (SAT word) to properly observe
…
World War III?Bust
out the gas masks and canned beef/fish it's almost here. But before
that, leave your wallets out. Take your bets. Here's my prediction:DATE: July 24, 2006TIME: 4:12 AM ESTWith the ongoing Middle East c…
Guys, there's still hope for some of us after all!: Part 2"I'm ridin' spinnas, ridin' spinnas. (Yeah)"or"Dubs, dubs, dubs."Sound
familiar to you guys? Of course it does, you wanna be the next Xzibit,
without all the crap…
Optimus Prime is a lawn mower in the upcoming Transformers movie.From this:to this: Not as threatening as I first thought...
Children's Stories for Weapons of Death.My
Grandfather, albeit never speaking in the language I understood at the
age of 3, English; I would hear of storied experiences and tales
through transmission of my parents. Growi…
It's a keeper.Certain items in your house practically scream “toss me” when their
prime has passed. That mysterious extra white layer on the Cheddar?
A sure sign it needs to be put out of its misery. Chunky milk? Down
th…
The secret to Xanga and your life.One
of the most common questions asked around here is "how do I get more
people to read my site?" or "how can I get more comments?" Ah yes, the
proverbial meaning of Xanga life. Unless y…
iPod, uPod, we all Pod.Since
it debuted in 2001, the iPod and its generations (five now) have
overtaken the world, including a majority of the portable music
industry.
Piggybacking on the ipod craze are weird and whacky…
Irate. Yourate.This new Xanga rating system is seriously flawed. Apparently, my site is too explicit for those under the age of 18, because you know: I have "excessive nature of language, nudity, sexuality, illegal drug …
I can see through you like cheap wallpaper.They
say you can tell a lot about a person by the way they dress. I say, you
can tell what type of person they are through their desktop wallpaper.
So what is your wallpaper? Bo…
Johnny Depp dies in Pirates of the Caribbean 2Yarr! Shiver me timbers, thar be spoilers above!
Richard Simmons isn't gay. Really!No, not really.Whoever said a little exercise didn't hurt anybody either: A) Never did a situp B)Considers lifting a beer or remote control a form of exercise. C) Is a complete liar.That…
The Setting Sun.If
I stood there staring at the Hawaiian sunset any longer, my retinas
would've burned to a O.J. Simpson brown. But if that were the last view
I took in, it would be worth it. Pictures definitely doesn't …
Happy "screw the British" DayDegrading Sports Photo of the DayToes, anyone?
I'm starting to get real tired of Eminem.Not
only are his "songs" (note: I don't consider his music "rap" anymore)
gratingly annoying to my ears, but above all else, he's a hypocrite. As
you know, I dislike hypocrites mo…
Guys, there's still hope for some of us after all!Recall
my last experiment through the use of AIM when I conducted research
with a group of females concerning personal hygiene. It worked. And boy
did it ever! Today, we'…
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