You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy when skies are gray
Battle of the Bands: Rock you like a hurricane in Louisiana. After
posting everything and reviewing this post, I realize that these
pictures below barely cover anything from the event, but more of what
transpired before …
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I blog because...
Time to put the 'in' in Interactive.
Never before, has Xanga seen such a thing. I highly doubt this has been
done before either! Today, and today only, you get to witness a live
blogging session of yours truly. I will g…
How was it?Mnemonic device of the day!Remember those planets like the back of your hand. And the hip-hop world died a little bit today.Elton John wants to make hip-hop album, according to an interview in Rolling Stones…
Great! Now I have to learn a new mnemonic device.Elementary
school force-fed us a lot of garbage. Of them all, mnemonic devices
were on top of that useless list, according to my astrology test
scores. Back in 2nd grade, …
"Woke up this mornin',you got yourself a gun, you got yourself a gun...
Yo I'm livin' in this time behind enemy lines
so I got mine, I hope you got yourself a gun
You from the hood,I hope you got yourself a gun
you want …
This is where it begins. This is family business.Some of the responses to mondays's
posting were interesting, saddening and somewhat depressing at the same
time. Of course there were a few that were quite humorous. After…
Ladies and gentleman, I'm offering free fingering lessons.Now
that I've gained full attention of a majority of my readers, allow me
to segue into the topic at hand (get it? Finger? Hand? Correlation
there. Ah, forget you…
I have my gun to their heads. I won't take no for an answer, or both go. Your mom or dad. Choose now. Who lives and why?Not to be a sadistical post, really. Really!Comment of the Day Here.
Where are you in this engine?Claim your spot now before someone else does! Updated every 25 minutes. Or whenever I feel like it. (updated 11:08 pm)
Dude! I'm getting a third degree burn! ARRRRGH!Who
knew the potential arson in your family would be a laptop you gladly
accepted for your birthday last year? As if you haven't heard, Dell has
a large recall on their li-i…
The amateur filmmaker/editor of today.Once
upon a time, no not once, a few times, there was an amateur filmmaker.
He aspired to be the next Stephen Speilberg, not realizing how
difficult filmmaking really is. Armed with …
QOTD: Aviators: Yay or Nay?Would avi's look good on me? Serious question here. Tom Cruise via Top Gun, Cobra,
and every police officer down south approve. I've been meaning to get
them for quite some time, because you kn…
The Movie for Everyone: Miami Vice.If you're a masochist, heading to your local theater to watch Miami Vice is for you. If you've got A.D.D., "OOH, A PEANUT!" this movie "WHERE'S MY SOCK?" is perfect for you "DUCK TALES…
Copyright! I've got yet another goldmine idea!It was late at night and my friend was hankering some fast-food, and of course, Wendy's
is the only decent fast-food around that offers premium quality food
for a low price. …
My TV Time.I
stepped into his office, dampness across my forehead, and clammy hands
that were more wet than a New Orleans natural disaster (I expect lots
of hate mail now). But there's no time for that, not for pitching …
Not your typical love poem.This is for the guy who changes his personality to impress that one girl. This is for the guy who starts listening to a band they hate, but try to endure it because she likes that artist. This …
A Liquid Post.In case you've been sleeping the past 24 hours..."U.S. air travelers poured out liquids, opened their bags for inspection and endured long waits...The
government said it was banning liquids including bevera…
The War of Chicks and Dick....Clark.This
is the oldest war since human history. It's also a war that's still
being fought to this day. Blood, sweat, tears, and trillions of dollars
later, there is still no clear end in s…
Why you should befriend someone in law enforcement. This excludes rent-a-cops because that's not even a real job.Wouldn't
it be great if cops were actually what they were paid to do? You know:
protect and serve, be unbia…
Boating Fun. New and improved with topless action!Will
Smith's catchy song said it best "summa, summa, summa time." Reap its
benefits but hate the sweating and sticky humidity. Bust out the boat
and it's another adventur…
The Xanga Pledge.Not under god.Don't worry, just click it! SNAKKKKKKKKKKKKES!
Sail around the world for 40 days.Being
that you're allowed to take three others, who within your circle of
friends would you take? Think about it carefully; who would be most
helpful (a 400lb glutton isn't much assistan…
Beirut, here I come!As
the advent of college becomes more of a "need to do because I'll be
kicked out of the house" in recent years, students are flocking around,
looking for forms of entertainment. Random website visita…
I'm a killer in the street, a killer with my feet.At work directly behind me sits a co-worker, positioned about 10 feet
away from my desk. He's a genuinely nice guy, middle-aged, built, a
mutt (Chinese/Puerto Rican), and…
Oh, those Filipinos! They're as obnoxious as they come.Now,
now, it's not another silly entry discussing the shortcomings of a
certain ethnicity. Far from it! I just needed an attractive title (Yay
for Yellow Journalism!…
Sunny with a 75% chance of Swamp-Ass.I <3 NYAnd what do you do in such situations? YOU BUY THE TOY YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED SINCE THE AGE OF 6! THAT'S WHAT!Start
envying me now. You all know you want it. Hot, sexy (or not…
BATTLE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH!It's
fight night here in the death-filled stadium of mass massacre of the
mass asses! Seat your political violence-loving butts down because this
match is going to be a real treat!With one of t…
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