Fry That ChickenDegrading Sports Photo of the Day"Okay, who wants to get it over with first? I promise, it's not too bad!"New Orleans was never really worried about Katrina. Not one bit.
Don't Buy the Hype. Elmo is terrible!
Hello, all you whining complainers. Where were you 7 months ago when they first started announcing the new Elmo (TMX)?
Everyone had an opportunity to pre-order from a number of ret…
Looking for someone to kick my arse."I have kind of an odd fantasy. This doesn't involve any sex whatsoever.
I want someone to kick my ass. I have this fantasy where I try to
attack a woman and either she kicks my ass …
Drunk Dialing 101: Art of the Inebriated Digits.To
the list of the unforeseen hazards that seem to plague the technology
age we all live in, we can now add another: "drunk dialing." Many have
yet to experience this, I…
Love at first sight. Excuse me while I order a side of plastic surgery for you as well.It grinds my gears when some ignorant schlep who probably masturbates himself to bed each night due to his lackluster understanding o…
See My Bush. On thursgay, President Bush spoke with a few Tampa Bay Buccaneers
during an
unscheduled stop at their football training facility. What they spoke
about, I'm unsure of, but it seemed very casual and entert…
Dear Diary,Xanga blogging is now slower and buggier than ever. In fact, I think I'm on the 8th course of my 12-course meal ever since I attempted to click open a new entry. I want to thank the technical team over there f…
Whenever I hear someone say:*sigh*"Life is hard, man." I always wonder, compared to what?
I'd like to fart in your face while driving too!Self-inflating
whoopie cushions. The man who invented that must've been a genius! A
very wealthy genius at that! I saw said product at the local toy store,
perusing for …
Everyone's Talking About My Balls. Volleyballs that is!I just sat here, staring at my armpit for the past 5
minutes, contemplating on what to type up for you Xanga folk. Now that you're picturing me stare at my armpit, …
Get your free DS Lite here. Get'em while they're hot!Here's the deal. Gamefly is giving away the new Nintendo DS Lite free if you refer 5 people. All you need to do is go to: http://friends.gamefly.com/r/0eac7d0098e21029…
Xanga Bomb: Because this bomb passes airport security.
Oh, hot diggity-dang, it's back in action! You've all been hampering me
with e-mails to do another, and well, here it is! Today's not-so-lucky
victim is sto…
Viva la Mexico!The world is in shambles. Americans are afraid. Terrorized. The enemy
had one goal, and it's been accomplished. They've done what they wanted
to do. But we Americans are too prideful, too stubborn to ste…
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!In
an effort to please the crowd, and keep them from biting the remaining
proteins left on their nails, and unbunching their panties, the 9
truths and a lie will be revealed below. Enjoy! I…
Hear about the Steve Irwin line of sunblock?It got recalled because it doesn't protect against harmful rays.Sting, Ray Charles, and Barb'ara Streissand unavailable for commentCrikey! That look like a hernia!Yeah, I'm an …
Due to popular demand...I'm going to show nude photos of myself.Wait, that's not for this website. What I really meant was. here's 9 truths and a lie. Pick out the falsity. I've never verbally said the word "f*ck" intent…
"You don't want $1000 dollars?"I
remember that line vividly, despite hearing it at the age of 5. I was
home alone that afternoon (obviously very legal in the US) and just
stepped out of the bathroom after taking a 5 y…
17 Years to erect. 1 Hour to bring it down.Five years. Five years since the attacks. Five years of unanswered questions. We will all remember 9/11. What were you doing when you heard about it and how did you feel at that…
We're having a heated debate over here on whether to brush before or after breakfast.Freaking kindergarten books!Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast, and why?Cakalusa tackles wasabi!Adblock Count how many t…
Xanga to Shut Down?It's on the news. You may have heard about it. Although my predictions
were done for sheer comical relief, I didn't think they would
materialize. And to be honest, this lawsuit is pure and utter crap.
…
Aaron Kwok Pictures:
Because we love to humiliate F.O.B.ulous moments.FYI: Aaron
is a popular Hong Kong singer and film actor. He has been dubbed "Hong
Kong's Michael Jackson" for his onstage dancing displays. Of course,…
We're bringing ugly back.What
you are about to see is very real and borderline suicide. The people, places, fugly, and
location are factual and undoctored. We warn you now that any children
in the room should be put to b…
Justin Timberlake: Man most deserving of a punch to his jaw.That
mother-effing Timberlake. I want to violently lift him by his ears,
drag him across a football field, jump from the top of the fieldgoal
post and land r…
Today, the 4th of September, 2006 officially marks "Punch a Stingray Day".International Punch a Stingray Day songby C. LauOh Punching DayOh Punching DayWe'll rip their tails off, make them pay.They took our friend, Steve…
Degrading Sports Photos of the DayMating season already?"He doesn't have a dental plan, but he bought himself a new Rolex. How typical.""HUT HUT HIKE!""KHANNNNNNNNN!" Pure InspirationAdblock"and the crazy thing is, you c…
Sure you want extra cheese with that, fatty?"The
most famous pizza establishment in New York, Ray's of Greenwich
Village, is the one against which all others are judged. And for good
reason. It serves an eight-and-a-half…
ABCDo Asian women lack self-confidence? Only one way to find out!As duty calls, my job here is to inform the male masses, particularly on topics they lack the proper cajones for.Cakalusa: Hello
ladies, it gives me great …
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