Your Favorite Band is Homosexual.By
listening to Bjork, Clay Aiken (there's some truth to that), and
Ghostface Killah, you are officially gay. At least the people here think so."One of the most dangerous ways homosexua…
Don't Trust the Canadians (again).Like we really need more reasons to, they do this. U.S. warns about Canadian spy coins. Or this could be just another way of the U.S. mint trying to rid of the penny from our currency.Lo…
Sick of This Horsesh*t.Is anyone else tired of hearing about that horse that went by the name of Barbaro?
The media's been covering this horse's injury for way too long. How
come nobody wrote a news story when a ladder…
Made in China. The Epic Battle of Nature.It was an early call. "Hey, wanna help me pick out a desk at Ikea?," Simon
muffled over his phone. I turned over to look at the clock. 1pm; time for most people to do lunch. It w…
Winter Balls.
Thanks in part by global warming, the thought of playing basketball
(and actually sweating!) in the middle of winter is preposterous.
But...we managed. 65F basketball weather is like a royal flush; har…
An Evening With The Photographer. Coming to a theater near you.What do you get when you try and get the photos you want but it never happens the way you want them? A little something like this:Hello, M'am. Pleasure to me…
How to get fired at a radio station.Here's
a small demo clip of some radio work I've done over the course of 2
days, which aired in this past Christmas on 98.3 FM (here in NY). If
you heard me on the radio, then kudos…
Under the Sea, Under the Sea!Yarr, matey. I've git dee scurrvey!Blub blubNegro NemoBalllinnn!Ain't no clown here.Mini condom paradeTaste the rainbowYeah, I found him too...HyptnotizedWelcome backOdd News of the DayBeer f…
Random Photos of the DayNew York State of MindEarly RiseI love wide-angle lensesThe house that Milky Way built.Negative SpaceRidddddgeee Racerrrr!Odd News of the DayWoman takes potty break, falls in lake. No confirmed fi…
Saddam Meets the Devil.So
you're all wondering what Soddamn Insane is doing down in Hell now that
he's been introduced with nylon-threaded rope poisoning (???). Luckily,
I have inside reports, fresh from Lucifer's mou…
Not Your Typical New York Sight.
The cause of traffic (read: rubbernecking), a pole falling onto a truck. Rosie O'Donell must be walking around town.
I'll sell it to you for $400
Look out! The arrow's pointing to …
The Unfunny Truth.We're
cruising along the highway, cool winter crispness biting at our
windshield. Luckily we have the heat blowing on max. Fog is imminent.
We approach a steep hill where a couple sits on the side of…
Cranium Chaos. Welcome to 2004. (now with more video!)Just when you thought the time you fell down the stairs in front of 2,000 people during graduation was embarassing, think again. Thanks to creators of Cranium, a fun …
Cakalusa Receives Another Stalker Gift!Oh, I jest. Anything but a stalker! I received a lovely care package from Amy
a few weeks ago. Amy, an accomplished chef all the way up in South
Dakota, enclosed a large variety o…
Readers Choice Grand Jury SelectionTime to choose what you want to read the most! Here are some of the entries to choose from:Saddam Meets the Devil.The Unfunny Truth.Not Your Typical New York Sight.Cakalusa Gets Another…
How NOT to Photoshop your own photos for public view.Cakalusa,I am a fan of your page and of your
humor. I know you love to put stupid asians on blast, so would you
please post a blog about asians who try too hard to b…
Only one way to find out...DON'T COMMENT, YOU ARSEHOLES! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! RESIST ALL TEMPTATIONS!THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Chinese teen kills self when blind date turns ugly.Tough love. Who says love never hurt anybody?Thanks to Cammy for the find.Track (stalk) anyone who has a cellphone!Amazing technology!
Cell phones are giving…
Welcome to the jungle!Can't start off the day right without your dose of Daytona!8 cabinets of fun!Driving on the wrong side of the road. NICE!If
you're wondering what those black things are at the end of the movie
(it…
iDon't Buy the iHype.There
must be a hidden team of secret Apple operatives hidden well beneath
the sewers, beneath our favorite Ninja Turtles, gaining access to our
water supply. Not even Al Gore knows of this latest…
Womanly Words.I wish I understood the female mind--their vocabulary, culture, and choice actions. But to fully undesrtand them, one must know how they talk. Here's what I've realized: Yak yak yakCute - Pathetic.Example: …
Why Xanga's Been Sucking Big Cajones Lately.With a new year comes new additions. For Xanga, the new additions seem to take a negative integer of a turn. Other quirksFriends
Lock isn't really much of a lock (if someone r…
8-Minute Abs--The epitome of false advertisement.8
minute abs? Get the hell outta here. More like 8 month abs. The idea of
getting 6-pack abs in 8 minutes is as realistic as Donald Trump not
doing a comb-over for a we…
New Years Eve 2006: A Chronological PhotoblogNew year, same shizz. Welcome to 2007.Cards. I teach them well.Who farted? Girls don't fart!Heart attack! Red handsPlaying Chinese poker with water. Not fun, especially if you…
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! Start repenting, people! If you're not religious, hug your closest religious leader and let him pray for you! IT'S ALL OVER!Or maybe I'm just overreacting.Today: Sunshine and clouds mixed. Near re…
Osama Bowlarama-rama.Pin PalsBeer round!Bowling 101The SetThe walkThe follow-throughHe's not......normal. The Five-Second RuleWhen food hits the floor, is it trash or treat?Find out here.
If you're too lazy, I'll summar…
Opening Ski Season 2006-2007.Blue
Mountain has become the norm for me when it comes to skiing. Albeit
being too novice (read: n00b) for me now, it's always a great time with
friends. I spent a good amount of time teac…
A Rising Epidemic within the Asian Society.
Stay back 200 yards for your safety.
Passengers, please prepare for takeoff...
Schick's new razor, "El Diablo", now with 150 razor blades!Spread the good word. Your lo…
The Hong KongnessI still hate their hairstyle. I still hate their emo glasses. I hate their fashion. But damnit, I still love their city. Super Dildo 3000Hurrah for purple fringing!I love Goldfishes 'cause they're soooo …
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