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Halloween Slots.It seems that with each passing Halloween, there's less and less material on female costumes. And more and more skin being show. Not that I'm complaining. It makes for easy peeks and a higher chance of…
Chronicles of a Ninja: Halloween Party 2007When you begin to study the life of a ninja, the perks of becoming one begin to unravel as you hide in the shadows and use it as your ally. Whether it's to sneak a peek at th…
Myspace's Best: Wigger Edition.While perusing across the teen-infested waters of Myspace notoriety, I thought I stepped into a steamy pile of dog crap. I looked at the bottom of my Nikes and realized it was just anoth…
My Hefty Donation to San Diego. Don't spend it all at once.Free E. Coli.Taco Hell on Monday unveiled a promotion it is calling "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco," (Puerto Ricans and Blacks, rejoice!) which will run through th…
The Ultimate Halloween Costume.Indeed, I have finalized my decision for this years Halloween, no thanks to any of you, of course. But after watching a handful of those cringing "Free Hugs" videos online (are these peo…
Decide Cakalusa's Costume.Choose his fate now!There are many commercial costumes available at local costume stores, however between the cost, lack of imagination, and the fact you end up with a half dozen people all l…
The Truth Hurts.Oh, the irony in it all.But Asian character tatoos aren't what we are here to discuss today--that's for another day. It's Xanga Premium. An all too familiar sight. We all know you're working …
Cakalusa's Tasteless Tidbit: #43Hey California, time to bring out those marshmallows! It's the perfect time to make s'mores. I like mine toasted. Nice and toasted.What's Wrong With This Picture?Yesterday's Boy/Girl Chall…
You have 3.46 seconds to decide: Boy or Girl? The vote is on now!Stab-Mee
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A Sound Investment. My Take On Women.I think of girlfriends partners (in my case) as investments. You can look at it from the sensitive "nice guy" perspective, or the crude and shallow side I favor and currently exerc…
You have 3.46 seconds to decide: Boy or Girl? The vote is on now!A G.I. Joe or G.I. Jane? Its fate is in your hands now!
Try and take over the world!The Right Brain vs Left Brain test. Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or counter-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most …
A Lusty Experiment.My female friends would always complain to me about being hollered at on the streets, receive lewd messages on Facebook or Myspace, or simply annoyed that they were seen as just peices of meat. Bein…
Well, my Halloween plans are set. What? I'm trustworthy... Runs in the Family. I've already paved the way for my grand entrance to Hell. I think my mom is not so far behind. Chinatown, NY Mom: Is it Hallowe…
You have 3.46 seconds to decide: Boy or Girl? The vote is on now! Why I want to be a Dentist: Part V Dentist claims breast rubs appropriate A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is try…
Disneyland. Land of the Mice, and Ducks, and Overpriced Popcorn. They say this is where you can become a kid again. I say you start HATING kids when you arrive here. Nonetheless, we made the most of it. I was actually…
San Diego: Part 2After a fun and exhausting trip to San Francisco, I made my way back to sunny San Diego, where my brother whisked me away to the best breakfast I've had in years. Well worth the wait and price. That w…
San Francisco: Club Temple.99.9% Asian-filled. Yet we were nowhere near Chinatown in SF. My eyes couldn't believe how far the line stretched around the block, filled with Asians. I almost thought we were waiting on li…
See The C.This story goes right up there with the time I was stopped by a young Japanese female couple from Japan on my way to work in the city a few summers back (too lazy to find that post). So I was at a lounge in…
Full Contact. I don't think I was more frustrated, infuriated, and slightly gassy than this morning. Whoever invented contact lenses and their difficult application (more like extremely difficult installation) deserve…
Featured Energy.Another quality question from Xanga. I can find about 30 things wrong with this "featured question." But I'll save you the boring drivel and bring about the important points. We all know you have your …
You have 3.46 seconds to decide: Boy or Girl?You requested it, the vote is on now! I was this close [ ] to including the girl on the left in this contest too.
Monterey Aquarium.Home of Jack cheese and...jack cheese. How most women apply their make during rush hour traffic.Simply marvelous. My favorite section of the aquarium."...and that one stole my lunch money every m…
Wake Up San Francisco: The Golden Gay Bridge As a typical tourist, it was my duty to fulfill that role. And damnit, I did a bang up job. Hopefully Xanga's downtime this morning didn't cause half of my readers to faint in…
Pier 39 and the Palace of Fine Arts & Exploratorium.Jon said it best, "You really can't take a bad photo here." And it's true. I could've set the timer on for 1 second and tossed my camera into the air and the pho…
Wesside! San Diego: Days 1-3If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East. I live out there, so don't go there. But that don't mean a n_gger can't rest in the West See some nice breasts in the West.Biggie Sm…