Count the number of geese Chris scares and win!Degrading Sports Photo of the DayLivingston grimaces after dislocating his knee.I just clutched my leg after looking at this photo.
This or That.Self-explanatory. Pick your poison.Telling your dream date (first night together) that their breath smells like "donkey piss and burnt Indian food."or punching your grandma in the hip?Random Photos of the Da…
Timbaland and Nelly Furtado--Thieves.That's
right. Nelly Furtado's (and other's) famed producer stole the
work of an independent musician (Janne Suni, AKA Tempest), a piece
called Acidjazzed Evening. The song was a st…
Degrading Asian Club Photos: Episode VIIToo bad you're Asian. Sucks for you! All of you!Lucky for her, she had Old Spice on hand.And can somebody please get that big cow out of the way?Not again...This is when beer goggl…
Cherry Fruit's 22nd Birthday.Drunken debauchery at 9pm.There's actually 8 people in this photo. Su's just making use of them as seats. Comfortable and screaming seats.Birthday punches--to the wrong person. Oops!Mmm...tas…
SEX SEX SEX!
Okay, now that I've got your attention...
Sandy: what's the matter? no valentine's stalkers so u have to stalk me?
Sandy: har har.. what are u getting me hmmMe: a big hugMe: and and...
Sandy: and?Me: t…
The internet is for porn.I've had this idea for while, but thought I'd explore it with you
Xangans. I'm currently working on a social studies type project where I'm
exploring this idea. There is some exploration on the…
Presenting the biggest attention whore....
300 Screening.My co-workers and I were discussing the screening of the upcoming blockbuster film, 300;
an epic movie of monstrous proportions. It exudes manlinest and
test…
A Wonderful Time of The Year
Why is it that we have two national holidays commemorating the deceased, a day for celebrating
a groundhog's shadow, and a day where we celebrate a sailor who
massacred/raped/pillaged a pl…
Dear Arsehole Neighbor,Don't think I can't recognize you just
because you live down the block. I want to thank you from the bottom of
my heart for not shoveling the snow, which froze into sheets of ice
larger than the…
Due to contractual obligations...I thought I'd never see this day, but...DEGRADING ASIAN PHOTOS OF THE DAY starring...(gulp) me.Our costume designer is so FIRED!The backup dancers. Hellooooooo, K-Fed!Act a fool!I'm
stil…
Convenient for Black History Month.I've
had my fair share of expressing my opinion about the many ethnic groups
we see everyday in America. I've talked about us Asians, White people,
Indians, Hispanics, Asians, Britis…
Now commence the whining!Welcome to Cakalusa's Valentine Hate Shack™. Have
an ex that you
want to lay out on the carpet with a few swift roundhouse kicks or stab
a few times in the eyes and eardrums for breaking your …
Match My Bewbs: Asian Version.I
know this is a bastard thing to do, but that's why my female friends
love me like a bad writer loves bad similes (err...no comment). Girls love
being with arseholes and "bad boys" (inha…
The Ultimate Battle of the MonthYOU DECIDE NOW!Personal quote: "You're fired!"StrengthsHas the support of 20 year old females.Can fire you in an instant.Can pelt you to death with silver dollars every second for the next…
Chris is returned to an upright positionchris is a talented actor who haschris is home pagechris is now @ 7 crowschris is hidingchris is 21chris is hottchris is"chris is fatchris is lacking in attentionchris is southern …
Because Eberybody loves Asian Lesbiyums!Asian Lesbians: Part DeuxThe return of Chef and Suriya. BFFLOLROFLWTF?Not sure which is more attention-grabbing: my two girls (Yes, I'm their pimp) licking cream off each other or …
Wrong on so many levels...WILL YOU BE THERE?
Some known side-effects of TrimSpa: DEATH1967-2007
Thanks for the mammories.If you were to decide between a person you liked (good-looking and great personality), but had barely any money to support themself, or a perso…
Bill banning iPods and cellphones on New York City streets coming.
Brace yourselves good people of New York, mother government is prepared
to step in (again) and save you from yourselves. Senator Carl Kruger is
re…
More Random (and I mean random) Facts About Me.Whenever
a meal comes with fries, I eat them first before touching anything
else. It's something about eating cold/soggy fries after your burger,
sandwich, etc. is finish…
Vanishing Points.Part of the Pan's Labyrinth Contest.Shimmy On DownStay SeatedYour StopBlue MondayOver the topEntrance(edit: You fools, that's not my back--do you really think I have the dexterity to twist my arm all the…
Are You Ready For Some Buffalo Wingsssss?!Despite
both New York teams being knocked out of the playoffs for this year's
Super Bowl contention (it's a conspiracy, I tell you!), it's my duty,
as a male population of the…
Snap, flash, snap, flash.I've
come to terms with it. My duty as the official cameraman in the group.
I feel a sense of pride, as if I'm the designated photographer whenever
we go out. The party lives on through my abi…
I wanna ______ youuuuuuuu. You already know!God,
I hate that song. Seriously. Usually, a song of this grotesque calibre
grows on me (like the abnormal f*ck I am). But the further more you
expose yourself to it, the mo…
Enough to feed 45 North Koreans.Huge python makes a meal of 11 guard dogs. The worst part is the snake's going to turn into a pair of boots in a couple of months. Oh, and the poor dogs. Yeah...NO HANDS FILM UPDATE
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