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  • A Cakalusa Public Service AnnouncementMore reason to cut that gut.For every 30 pounds you lose, your penis appears one inch longer. Put down that hot dog, because yours is about to shrink."Bellybutton...turning from...in…

  • Best Buys.It's Easter; an anniversary; Christmas; the Pope's birthday. And you have $50. What on Earth do you spend it on to shut them up for forgetting the special day? Besides screwing yourself over by buying yourse…

  • Florida - Episode Three : I've got Busch. And it's fun!If I said Florida, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Besides old people, orange juice, and Key Lime pies, Disney comes to mind, no? With that proverbial t…

  • Florida - Episode Two : ArcadiaI wasn't expecting to spend my time in Florida in an arcade, considering there's plenty in New York. But what do you know, the night I arrive in Florida, I'm at an arcade. It wasn't a ba…

  • Florida - Episode One : Son of a BeachWith one week to decide where to spend my spring break, I refrained from choosing cliche spots filled with STD's and drunken frat boys clouding up the swimming pool with their see…

  • Man Stomps Dog To Death. And it didn't happen in China. Kind of funny picturing this. Where's your Taco Bell dog now? Oh, in your burrito.Yes, I'm going to hell. Random Photos of the DayBeautiful morningTrafficIt on…

  • An open letter of apology to my friendsFebruary 10, 2007To those whom it may concern,I would like to take this opportunity to finally, formally, apologize to you all and our past incident(s). To that friend. What I di…

  • That's pan(t)s.Point and shoot cameras for the win.Close your eyes. Take a breath.In.Out.Open.What is beauty? Is it tangible? Heard? Smelled? Tasted? Seen? Each day, I walk around campus and work, taking in the sights …

  • Second review of the film 300 "You didnt post about 300. which, in my opinion and im sure a lot of other people's opinion, was a GREAT movie. eh eh?? anyways, i was just curious." Takkencore Not a big fan …

  • Knicks vs. Hornets @ Madison Square Garden. Chris: There's gotta be something you want. Jackie: I always want to go to square Madison. I always want to go to square. Shhh. I always dreamed to square marden. I a…

  • Tila To-keel-herThis must be how White people feel about Paris Hilton.She sounds like she needs a lot of vocal training. No, actually, she sounds like she needs vocal chords. It sounds like a little kid just stabbed his…

  • Viva la New Jersey.Do you ever get the urge to just stop everything you're doing and just leaving? A spur of the moment kind of thing. Well, that's what I and two buddies of mine did. Already past dinner time, we call…

  • Art Fart CityThey'll love you long time.Be mine.For that special someone.Rolling! Action!Sleepwalkers exhibit at the MoMa. One word: BORRRRRRRRRING!Seriously, this is "art"? This is like walking into the TV section of a…

  • BEGIN NOW!Degrading Sports Photo of the DayAmazing scientific discovery! Apparently, by sneezing hair re-grows!

  • I just saved an hour of time by switching to Geico!To all those who dislike Daylight Savings Time, come a little closer. A little more. Okay, hold still. SMACK! Now that I've got your attention, shut up. You can't do an…

  • Infiltrating Xanga.I had a nice chat with John the other day and we were discussing the latest in Xanga's updates in various departments: the new frontpage*, layouts, upcoming features, etc. Though I threw in some feedb…

  • Listen In Bet on BaldnessFirst Britney goes bonkers (oops, she did it again!) with her relentless shaving of her head. Then ol' Jack Nicholson performs a Lex Luther and shaves every follicle from his head. Looks like…

  • Japanese Restaurant WeekCheap Japanese Food + Chris = Hella fun times. Here in NYC, we're celebrating poaching of whales and dolphins by gorging on them (mmm, Flipper). AND HALF OFF! That's right. I've never seen a ch…

  • The Only Puff I Enjoy are in my Pastries.You may recall my latest stint with this tragedy to society in my Ricebunny Chronicles. That is of course the "Cheek Puff" phenomenon raging across the globe like a Californian fo…

  • Dining Around New York City.Good eats are common here in the city. Even the small, hidden treasures. Always a tasty treat and delight!Two orders of dog, please?With a side of allergies. Yummy!Drunken mirror of doom!You c…

  • Halloween 2006: New York City ParadeRight. So I'm a bit delayed like a Microsoft operating system debut. Sue me. There were over 1,000 photos to sort and edit. Here we go! Enjoy.There were the scary ones....The creativ…

  • Would you mind?There comes a time in your life when you realize "Crap, I'm actually good for something?" as you slowly collect empty Coke cans from the dumpster. Okay, we'll think more optimistically. Growing up, you …

  • Photoblog: New York NightsTake a look around my neighborhood. Trust me, you'd never think it was New York. (That is if you've never been here, cheater!)Rustic New York.Hello spoon. Shoot the moon.Forrow the reader.Droppe…

  • Chinese New Year: Year of Bacon BitsCome hither, as we explore the mystical land called Chinatown. Filled with dancing lions, fire-breathing dragons, and mountains of pirated DVDs. Spider-Man 4? Yeah, they've got that…

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