iDon't Buy the iHype.Because iHate the iPhone that much.
Just in case you missed my previous rantings about the iPhone that
has people swarming and camping around Apple stores to snatch one up
like it's drinkable wat…
Bjork the Deork.For when you want to go deaf.PETA supporter.If
there's one "musician" you should hate more than Paris Hilton, Bjork
should take your top spot in the list. If it's not her screeching voice
she passes of…
City Photoblogging.Toys, dancers, and a Japanese fob.I
know you A.D.D. (look at that bird!) sufferers out there can't bear to
read anything more than a paragraph at a time, so I'll assist you for
the time being. A sel…
Chris Is Soooo Mature.I've been such an
arse recently. I'm not sure whether it's because it's just who I am or
due to the sheer amount of boredom I've presented myself with.
Regardless, I'm providing more reasons for …
Lock Yo Windows, Y'all!This afternoon, I was sifting through the mail. Bills, bills, sweepstakes offers, magazine, ... hello, what do we have here? That burglar in a hockey mask just kills me.All
these random tips that …
Fobs In The CityWhat do you get when you give me a camera, an opportunity, and stage for acting like a fob in the middle of Times Square?You get this:ChaseKAWAII!OOOH! A sober Paris Hilton! Cher without plastic surgery!W…
Cakalusa Answers Your Relationshi(t)p Questions.Now with more oomph!Question: Should the guy pay for the date? I'm struggling
with a money issue with a guy I've been dating a few months. We make
similar money -- not mu…
Welcome to Summer 2007.Summer solstice edition.While half of you are probably busy slaving away at your summer jobs, making photocopies, folding clothes, or working the cash register this season, I'll be enjoying this su…
Devil or Angel. A true story.You find a bag of money. $1,565 to
be precise. It's sitting there next to you, practically asking you to
take it. You take a peek to your left. Then you look slowly to your
right, being su…
Proof That There Is No God.If there's a lesson to be learned here folks, plastic surgery doesn't always work. Trust me on that one. "I love the way when you touch women's breasts, they feel like sand-bags.""Sandbags?"Obv…
Devon Aoki : The most untalented hack on the planet.Warning: Stand back 200 feet.Being
in the film industry, which is typically biased, I'm usually one to praise Asians who excel in the
entertainment business. But when…
I Can't Win At All.After receiving three
death threats (One via anonymous phone caller who actually used a voice
changer. I'm still wondering how he/she figured out my mobile number...), one sexual favor, and $20,
to …
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