Vegetarians Who Only Eat Chicken or Fish.The closest thing to a Hollywood star who suddenly starts following Kabbalah.It
sucks to have sentenced yourself to a lifetime of tofu eating, but you
can't call yourself a vega…
Atlantic Titty - 2007A photoblog of sequential adventures and debauchery.Day 1Poker Poke-her.3 hours on the road later...Ricky, feeling fabulous. And perhaps a bit of gas.Tempers flare as management announces no more fre…
How Bar Fights Begin.
Because you're not tough until you down 8 shots of Patron and grapple the nearest male in the room.
If there's one thing you learn later
in life, it most likely relates to booze. Why does that …
Gone FishingCharter Boat Fun.Because sometimes you just want to kick back, relax...and gut some fish.Fisherman trying to lure (get it?) some customers onto their boat early in the morning.The one we boarded.It fit at lea…
The Featured Question.Just another one of Xanga's half-arsed "features".
By CAKALUSA, AP Xanga Writer
July 26, 2007
NEW YORK (AP) -- This just in, a brand new idea stemming from the great minds at X…
We Are Not Your Favorite Salad.Orientals. Back
in the days of when Marco Polo sailed the seas in search of riches,
hookers, and trade routes (8th grade history came in handy for once!),
Asians were given the label of …
Super Slip 'N SlideDouble the fun. Double the pain.Do you recall
the size of the previous Slip 'N Slide? We did a bit of engineering,
and constructed what's probably the most unsafe water slide this side
of the Atlant…
Bowl-O-Rama RamaThis summer has proven to
be most competitive. Whether it's the excessive Texas Hold'em I've been
playing, or the basketball games that come down to the last point. But
what stands out the most are the…
For Jealous Guys and Deserving Women.Sound Advice for Dating (SAD).Dear Cakalusa,It's
been three months since I've been with my girlfriend. But I fear that
guys might be hitting/eyeballing on her a bit too much. I'm su…
Art Farts Must Go!A visit to the MoMA.Shredded
salami and ham stuffed into a bathtub. They call it art. I call it a
waste of perfectly good cold-cuts. If there's one thing that grinds my
gears regarding art, it's "Art…
Golf Jones.Golf is not a cheap sport. In
fact, the amount my friends and I spent on equipment, balls, training,
and playing fees have rivaled that of Kenya's GDP. And I'm still
unemployed for the summer. It also doesn…
A Feminine Breakthrough!I've come to the conclusion that all females love anything fluffy or fuzzy. Anything (Exception: My crotch. Lets not go there). How so? Let us take a quick survey. Ladies, which do you prefer?Mr. …
Streaming Through the City.A live webcam feed.There's
something about walking through NYC with an attachment on your cap,
wire sticking into your bookbag. And whenever you open said bookbag,
people stare at you as if …
This or That
Courage
Leap out of a car in the middle of a busy road going 20mph for $5,000, or stand in the middle of an intersection and get hit by one at 20 mph for $20,000?
"I hope you're insured!"
Why y…
This or That
HygieneYou're currently employed at your dream job where you must converse with your co-workers and boss face to face on a daily basis.Would
you rather be unable to perform any oral hygiene (that includes …
This or That
GreedA box
that contains $15 million but inside are 3 vials--two contain AIDs and
one of water--you're forced to drink one of three. Or would you work in
a place where you get paid minimum wage, no benef…
This or That
Superficial
For the rest of your life, live with 5 moles (We're talking
moley-moley-mole here. Hair and all that can't be removed.) across your
face and receive $1 million, or live with 100 excess fat…
Welcome to...This or That WeekWhere you decide your fate over money, greed, life, health, and humility.Today's question:
Get punched in the face by Mike Tyson
during his prime or get hit by a car going 35mph (I did a s…
Hot and Cute.It's not another Chinese soup.Here
in America, beauty and looks come first. You can forget that 4 month
late mortgage payment, your new porcelain veneers come first. This is
why we're Americans. This is w…
Infiltrating Xanga
Where all itty bitty Xanga accounts are born.Throughout all your years
growing up, wondering if Santa's workshop exists or Keebler Elves
actually had a mini-bakery deep inside a tree, the same appli…
I Have No Shame.But given the opportunity, you'd do the same.Not only did we go to a theme park that's targeted for children 14
years and under, I took advantage of their game ticket system (the ones
where you redeem f…
Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?
I do!
The only Kwik-E-Mart in New York. Naiceeee! These stores and most of the 6,000-plus other 7-Elevens in North
America will sell items that until now existed only on television: Buzz
…
UPDATE: Unfortunately, due to
technical difficulties, tomorrow's live coverage of "Slip 'N Slide"
will be unavailable. But for those who caught yesterday's broadcast,
what did you think? Do you think it would interest…
Stay Tuned.Day in the life of a Xangan.John, from Xanga recently approached me (devilish horns, trident, fiery inferno and all) with Xanga's latest idea which will surely lead to me getting arrested somehow. They've bui…
You run, you jump, hit a bump...and die!Soak 'N Splash fun.Because every cool kid (with sunglasses) knows theres a giant water slide waiting for him behind each fence.I
always told myself I'd do a list of things before …
Transformers Movie: The world's most expensive General Motors Commercial.
I don't know why, but I have this sudden urge to buy a Chevy Camaro. In case you missed the 1980s, Transformers are giant, sentient robots
made …
Asians Have Funny Facial Expressions.Especially when inebriated. Take for instance Memorial Day weekend, where a rambunctious barbecue was held. They do the darndest things those Asians.Find the non-Asian.Frip cup.Royal …
My Mom Serves Weed for Breakfast.That's right, frat boys, be jealous!Me: Mom, what's for breakfast?Mom: Hemp.Me: (In Moe Szyslak voice) Whaaa?Those little weed plants in the background are a complete part of your nutriti…
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