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  • The sun don't shine fo'eva...Except in San Diego. It always does. Jealous much?Edit: I had a Carls Jr. burger and almost died it was so big. It was about 6-7 inches in diameter, much like my...SHUT 'CHO MOUTH! And eve…

  • Commando, yo!You ever get that uneasy feeling you forgot something important when you pack for a trip?I did.I forgot my underwear. But besides that, I'm alive and well in San Diego, currently wearing my brother's boxers.…

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  • Club-goers beware...I tried. I tried so hard. Honestly! I did! But it's so difficult for me to resist. You never realize how retina-burning these people really are until you flash a light onto them. So here goes--the …

  • You have 3.46 seconds to decide: Boy or Girl?The vote is on now!Answer will be revealed tomorrow--for her/his sake.

  • 34 Years in the Game.A normal family photoThe most recent picture I could find with all of us in it--April 2006 (I miss my Guybrush Threepwood hippie hair!).Given that almost half of the marriages in the U.S. dismantle …

  • Who let the dogs out? Michael VickFor once, Starbury has said something intelligent and didn't make a fool of himself during the process. Stephon Marbury defended Michael Vick, calling dogfighting a sport. "I think i…

  • Fickle as a pickle. Such an amazing time.When I attended Catholic school (Yeah, yeah. I actually have morals.) during my preschool year, I had the most lenient teacher. So much that I would end up taking advantage of …

  • Love is in the air. NOT!Given hundreds of photographs, me and a buddy were asked to create a slide show. But would anybody want to sit through 10 minutes of random photos on rotation? If you said yes, your dentures wi…

  • Why I'm Going to Hell: Part VTheir best buy.A group of Black teenagers stand in front of a Best Buy; probably there to collect money. They're all obviously within the ages of 12-16. I walk by them.14 year old boy: Hey…

  • See Deeze CDs.But there's still love for cassettes. Pieter Kramer was a leading engineer on the team that developed the CD, which was launched 25 years ago this Friday, in a joint project by Royal Philips Electronics …

  • Hey, Jealousy!Jealousy scenario: The two of you are seated in a restaurant. He is looking like his usual self and you marvel at the fact that you're with the greatest guy (read: me) in the room. Everything is going gre…

  • This is why Dirk and Nash can't win it all.Degrading Sports Photos Fusion Blog (Ooh, new buzz word!).Drunk party photos of this year’s NBA MVP Dirk Nowitzki and MVP runner-up Steve Nash. These pictures were taken at ho…

  • Before I begin.Gets me everytime. I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali.If only airplanes flew that quickly and aggressively. In case that video went a little too fast for you or you suffer from A.D.D., here's the it…

  • If you could apologize to one person you’ve hurt, who would it be and what would you say?

    I would apologize to you, the reader. Why? For actually answering one of these questions. I should kick myself with a steel-toed boot (great imagery there). On top of that, for wasting your time. For actually coming here…

  • Femme For Me.A select group of females have told me, "You just don't get it. You have to be a girl to understand." Well, damnit, I do! Because to operate the inner-workings of the thing called a "female" (with chocola…

  • Swat it! Swat it real good!So to be more reader-friendly, I'll begin by discussing my latest incident with fecal matter (Beersh*ts, by the way are simply amazing.). So I perform my regular ritual--remove shorts, sit, …

  • Nostalgic Videos - Part 3So old, it should be on VHS. NosyGot something on your nose? Of course you do... In yo face!Simon gets a ping-pong right at his face. Jenga! Jenga! Jenga!Still a favorite game of mine. Justin Lay…

  • Nostalgic Videos - Part 2A continuation of our videos from yesteryear. CarTune (Get it?)Holly sings for you! M&M FusionKick, punch! Hong Kong KaraokeI met these young ladies from California on my tour around Beijing…

  • Nostalgic Hits - Part 1After rummaging through my folders of digital photos I've taken dating back to 1999, I came across a few videos I had totally forgotten about. Some videos I never knew existed or had taken. So a…

  • Recording Rap Music: For Dummies.So you've decided to follow your dream of producing the next hit rap song. Good luck, Dr. Dre, you'll need it! But to help you along the way, here are some great tips. Time tested, mot…

  • Spider Pig (Again) Because we all love Spider Pig must get the homer simpson version! Posted 8/6/2007 12:45 AM by adrenalinexxx And voila! Thai cops punished by Hello Kitty …

  • Due to popular demand.Spider PigMmm...bacon. Spider PigSpider PigDoes whatever a Spider Pig doesCan he swingFrom a webNo he cantHe's a pigLOOK OUT!He is a Spider Pig! Nostalgic!

  • Summer Fun BBQ.Summer = Beaches, bug bites, baseball, parties, and BBQing of delicious animals. Funtastic!So much going on in this photo.Snautsages!Child labor laws? HAH!Holly spots you!Chef, doing her best to host her g…

  • "With that many readers you can easily influence them. You should take advantage of that." "I don't know..." "I'm sure you'll think of something." Okay, here goes: HEIL HITLER!

  • The Penis Has A Mind of Its OwnA post geared towards us men.One of the most awkward situations in life for men coincidentally include the most taboo items: the penis (did you giggle yet?). I'm confident many of you gu…

  • Photoblog: Pre-Game in Vain.What's worse than not getting drunk? Seeing others around you being able to while you walk around the city, hoping to get into a lounge/bar that doesn't seem to have been closed down (raide…

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