Well, the NY Mets imploded faster than Britney Spears on a diet.
Degrading Asian Photos of the Day
Anyone need extra eyebrows? Plenty to go around.
Even Big Foot could hide behind that bush!
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Xanga's Official Theme Song.Now collecting royalties.Des - Xanga Sites
Xanga sites, type away your troubles day n' night
And your profile pictures give me frights Oh, I hate your Xanga sites.
Suddenly, your site m…
Dear Angelina Jolie,
You might not know me. In fact, that mysterious flashlight snooping
around your window at night that you keep phoning security about?
That's not me. You're probably wondering why you're receivi…
Cakalusa: Blogger by Day, Music Producer by Night.Her : I need to find a good
song. QUICK! Write me
one!Me : seriously? cause I will.Me : im so
writing this down nowHer : Oh man...It's the end of me. I just know
…
Degrading Asian Photos of the DayA match made in Heaven. God plays practical jokes.Those silly Japanese...Now I'm in the mood for some "Baby Lover's" Pizza!NYC police officers caught on tape committing major
crime. In o…
Why Your Bathroom Is the Best Room In Your Home.Some
say they like the kitchen best; it's the favorite room in the house. Sure, your 300 pound
aunt Bertha (aka your mother!) could attest to that. Or the bedroom
becaus…
F*ck the Police! Okay, well, not really.
Juxtaposed.
Fall is near. Fall is here!
Our "picnic" area. Picnic = liquid lunch.A
friend and I decided it would a refreshing idea to spend a nice sunny
day…
Women and Relationshits.
Because you wanted the other side...
10 reasons why guys should be in a relationship.
MissionaryDoggyCowgirlFellatioCunnilingusSpooningLotus position69AnalShe'll do your laundry
Giggit…
Sometimes, Asians just go way too far. This is one of those times.Prepare to have your retinas burned.Much like an overexposed "Xanga makeup tutorial"
gone awry, I've never seen such a disaster of mascara, eyeliner, and…
Party of One.
Come on, singles, raise your hands and celebrate life without a ball and chain. Just in time for the nonstop thrill ride that is
National Singles Week. Er, excuse me, National Unmarried and Singles
Amer…
Fresh Catch of the Day.Dining At South Street Seaport, NYC.
You can really smell the barnacles!
Ricky ordering a beer. Or two. Or twenty.
Yeah, the view was OKAY....::scratch scratch:: Have a slight lice pro…
Xanga Bomb: Because There's Nothing Else Better On Xanga.
(In Kool-Aid voice) Oh, yeahhhhh, it's back in action! You've all been hampering me
with e-mails, threats, and phone calls to do another, and well, here i…
Atlantic Titty Trip: Part XXIIINow with 43% Less Gambling!Where dreams are made...or crushed.We hopped into this nice, cozy place that my friend wanted to stay in...much to my chagrin.Behind our bathroom window? A stairc…
Xanga's a Murderer! Tell
everyone you know! Spread the news. WE MUST NOT LET THIS GO ON ANY
LONGER! Think of the children. Won't somebody think of the children!?
Croc of shi...Crocs aren't just ugly, they're dangerous (for your face if I see you ever wearing them).
Poor kid, they got you too?When
I ventured off the the west coast, I thought I'd never come across
these eye-sore…
Why I'm Beginning to Hate Hip-Hop: Part XII What.
The. Fawk? How does one even go about "Super Man-ing" a hoe? I don't
even want to know. "Then watch me crank dat Robocop." I suppose this
would make sense, just like h…
In Memory of.Knock knockWho's there?September 11th.September 11th who?I thought you'd never forget!Me so funny.
Why I Hate Your State.I've traversed
through much of the United States. Covering the west coast, driving
along the entire east coast, and more. America in general is a great
place, but there are a few quirks within th…
An unforgettable camping trip that was forgettable.The title will make sense as you read on. Trust me.Arriving at camp.
And we're off!"Dude, I told you to make a left turn!"Setting up camp. Or..lack of.Men doing work.…
Work is overrated.My brethren. Sisters.
Paraplegic. Now that summer has come to a swift close, school is in
session, and pedophiles salivating near playgrounds, this marks the
first fall season that I won't be worryin…
Home Sweet Home Nothing like coming back to yo mama (ooh!).The first thing I did once I got home? Hugged my boxers. Real update in the next couple of days, as I need to unload all 600+ photos/videos taken over the week.E…
You have 3.46 seconds to decide: Boy or Girl?The vote is on now!The answer may not be as easy as you'd think. Last time, 54% of you got it wrong.Currently in Northern California where you're bound to spot a flock of fobs…
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