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  • M.D. in N.Y.C.Very Violent Visiting Viets (alliteration!).After a previous attempt of hanging out with them came to a crumbling discombobulated halt, not even the weekend NY winter storm warning would dampen a promise …

  • I'm such a romantic. Two girls. Two failures. No cups. Whatever!Girl 1Her: i'd like to smear icing all over your legs and lick it offMe: stop that! my legs are for socks application only!Her: fine then! on your face. go…

  • Time to play: Caption This!Easy and self-explanatory (like your mother spreading her legs for us). Winning caption gets posted tomorrow.GO!"...and if a mouse has his cookies, he'll also want..."I can imagine about 50% of…

  • Cakalusa's Deal or No Deal.Jocelyn Wildenstein: It estimated she has spent over 1 million dollars on plastic surgery over the years. Click here for Jocelyn's pre-plastic surgery photos. Jocelyn is 67 years old this year.…

  • A Devious Time.(Standing at the water cooler. 4:12PM)Co-worker: Uggggh! More than an hour (to go).Me: Heh, I start to slack off at around 4:01pm. My productivity level drops to about .0002%CW: I'm pretty close to that. W…

  • Unfine Dining. I've had snake, sea urchin, chicken/pig/duck feet, tripe, unicorn, rabbit, frog legs, dinosaur, pigeon, and even turtle soup. But nothing compares to stinky tofu--a violation of the Geneva Conventions…

  • To My Future Girlfriend(s): I'm not that picky. So I've finalized my plan of attack. To all future and potential women who plan on taking ME out on a date, this is what you will have to do: You have to fly here …

  • I'm Big In China.Ever find yourself in a most peculiar set of events that scare the hell out of you? If you ever watch the Simpsons, there was an episode about "Mr. Sparkle." Homer takes Bart and Lisa to the Springfie…

  • Cakalusa's Girl/Guy Challenge.You have 3.17 seconds to decide.BOY OR GIRL?Peace. Or vagina sign?So emo, it hurts.LAN Ho!So I just attended my first real LAN party today. The guy to girl ratio was probably a healthy 25:1…

  • That Guy. You don't want to be THAT guy. THAT guy is the worst. He's the scum of all humans. The skidmark of America's undergarments. He's the type of guy who makes everyone's life miserable just so he can make his…

  • Love Is In The Air.Thanks to super-sized expectations and over-the-top commercialization, February 14 has gone from a sentimental aside to a pressure-filled gauntlet lined with chocolate boxes, tennis bracelets and ch…

  • Your American Idol.So I'm watching American Idol with the fob,and apparently--as you will agree with us--all I have to do is cry myway into American Idol and I'll be on my way to Hollywood stardom. Didanyone else w…

  • Star Wars. A Bedtime Story.Pop-up books. Picture books. "Where's Waldo?" "I Spy." FREAKING BRILLIANCE AT A FOURTH GRADE LEVEL! And nostalgic too.Manhattan Mall: Where millions of purses are snatched. One helpless lady at…

  • Cakalusa's Girl/Guy Challenge.You have 3.27 seconds to decide.BOY OR GIRL?Purple. Just the way s/he likes it.

  • Back By Popular Demand.Or rather, I'm demanding...Xanga's Very Own 2girls1cup.pwn3dI make her look so prettyful for you readers."[I'll be] known as a porn star now. That's what I've always wanted." - Di A Surprise Bir…

  • Xanga's Very Own Web Phenom.Di as 2girls1cup.Show her some love.Her: That makes me feel naked and exposedMe: Dont worry, the feces of man will conceal your identity!Chinese people have no shame. Di captures a goldmine on…

  • Central Park: Makeshift Skating.Just like the zoo of Central Park, locating the ice skating rink proved just as difficult. After an hour of frigid cold air striking our feet, we decided to locate the largest patch of …

  • Chinese New Year 2008Same thing. New Animal. More Red Envelopes. New York City is the cleanest city in the world. What are you talking about?Pew Pew PewOscar the Grouch seeks revenge. "B*tch, I live in a garbage can!"Cro…

  • Lets Talk About You and Me.Telltale sign of adulthood: Lecturing teenagers about "teh secks." I never thought I'd actually be in a position to handle such an intimate subject of conversation, but the maturation of my …

  • Hunter Mountain. Skiing + UFC fighting + occasional butt gropes = Bad news.All readying ourselves for bruised buttocks and egos.Hello, neighbor.Scenic. Lawv eet."Shaddah yo fase!"Backwards skiing. Anuj's forte. By accide…

  • Central Park Zoo. Warning! Extreme Bandwidth Consumption Warning! After 4 unsuccessful years of trying to find the Central Park Zoo, it only took a tourist who's never been to New York 1 hour. I never did say I was…

  • BLUEThe feeling in New York right now is indescribable--like Christmas and New Years Eve packaged into one. It's rather eerie, but the last time I felt such closeness with other citizens of New York was following the day…

  • Thuper Ball.So the big question, who do you want to win? The New York G-Men (yay!) or the New England Patsies (boo)? Remember, our E-Lationship is riding on your decision. Choose wisely.NBA Sham Funk Contest.Let's see wh…

  • Operation DOD123 A BIG Success!Operation Do or Die 123 (January 23rd): Having Chef return back from old-fart Florida was a day everyone anticipated and hoped for. With a large gathering of friends welcoming her back wi…

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