This freaking real world.

Alright. Listen. I don't normally post because frankly, my life isn't all that interesting. But, I figure that I need some form of documentation in the future to see how far I will have come in a year or so.

That said, here is a list of things that I never really dealt with until I hit this real world. Now that I'm dealing with them, they're just plain having a fabulous time mocking me.

1. Cooking chicken. I guess I really can't rule out my chances of bird flu.

2. Toilet bowl cleaner. They're not kidding when they say "Avoid squeezing the bottle while opening." My mirror and the open wound on my knee will vouch for that.

3. Internet. Some days I have it, some days I don't. Some days the cords work, some days they don't.

4. Air conditioning.  Explain to me how I turned my heat on.

5. The United States Post Office. Please deliver my mail, including my drivers license because this temporary Colorado one expires on Friday.

6. Fruit. I sat for a good half hour at work deciding whether or not the brown banana would be mushy inside. I think I fascinate the people there.

7. Washer/Dryers. Tonight marks the second night that the lid of the washer has closed on my head.

Seriously.