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  • So...what kind of day do you think it's going to be if one can't discern dog barf from silly putty?

  • Another winning conversationBoy: Hey Mom, my teeth are starting to straighten out!Me: Really, what makes you think that?Boy: I can see them. Watch! And proceeds to bite himself in the arm until his teeth make imprin…

  • Highlight of my week: lobbing off the circumcision explanation to my husband because my son decided to read Exodus. (He did a bad, bad thing this weekend and I expect he thought reading the Bible would make up for it. …

  • My son (reminder: he's nine) has figured out how to use the cell phone. His debut attempt was to call me while his father was sleeping. I, of course, couldn't answer because I was called when my boss and I were disc…